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I'm lost; geographicly challenged
Topic Started: Sep 23 2005, 02:01 PM (326 Views)
fireblade
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i'm abit lost, where do ya posts all ur jokes n stuff on this forum??
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galahad of jerusalem
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Fireblade....you are here...Post away!!!! Give us some jokes! :lol:
Halahad
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stoicblitzer
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why does the iraqi navy have glass-bottom boats?
so they can see their air force. B)
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Elrich of Gaul
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*moan*... ;)
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galahad of jerusalem
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hehe...i like that blitz! ;)
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fireblade
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lmao @ blitz's joke....

A guy wakes up one morning 2 find a gorilla in his tree, so he decides 2 call out the gorilla retrievel guy.
After a short time the man arives with a net a stick a pitbull and a shotgun!
The gorilla man explains his plan to the bemused guy, he explains 'i'm gonna climb the tree, knock the gorilla out with the stick and wen it lands the dog will bite the gorilla in the nuts, and upon which u will throw the net over the gorilla'
upon hearing the plan the delighted man asks 'so wot is the shotgun for?'
and the gorilla guy replies 'if i fall out first shoot the dog' B)
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Viktor of Astaroth
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:D .. :lol: .Hahehe, good one, that one cracked me open :P . I was working while i read the joke, my co-workers were like :huh: , "what's this guy huffing now"? :wacko:
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stoicblitzer
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lol. yea good one. :lol:
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Viktor of Astaroth
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-(Galahad stands up and says)Okay, ok!.Order plz.!..everyone calm down, they were funny, but plz come down.

-(He then steps into the podium, and looks for the next person to tell a joke)

-(out of nowwhere you see a hand, in the back,..far, far away <_< )(Its Viktor.!)
Pick me.!!, Me next plz.!!..pick me, pick me.!--He says ^_^

-(Galahad ignores him, and starts thinking... ) Come on.!, dont be shy, who's next huh?

-(then again, Viktor starts)..Pick me! plz, me plz!!...Moi pere favore, Me plz, Yo por favor.!!...For the luv of Jebus, <_< someone plz tell him in any other language that i want to be next..(in that moment he looks for a diccionary) Damn.! this wont work.. :(

-(But by then, Galahad gives up and lets him take up the podium) Go ahead mate, break yourself outhere, Viktor....well mates dont say i didnt warned you all <_<

Viktor goes:
Okay, okay...So there's this lady and she's in the hospital; She's about to have a baby...when the doctor says "Push, push lady, Push.!! Come on.! you can do it...you had the strength to get him inside and keep him for nine months, now Push.!!
-Then you see the lady screaming (arhrgh..!!!), (the baby comes out)..everyone's quiet.
-The lady goes, "Doctor, doctor.!!, what is it doctor..Boy or Girl?"
-Then you see the doctor's body petrified and his face looked in horror....
-the lady goes again: "Doctor what is it doctor, girl or boy.?"
-Finally, (grabbing a .32mill Magnum) the doctor says: I dunno lady, but if "it moves", I'll shoot it.!! :P


-All the crowd goes wild-WhEEE.!!! Encore, "VIktor,.!,Viktor.!,.Viktor.!!" Encore
*All the Pages start to go crazy, their Master (Sir Galahad), grows inpatient "quiet plz, order plz, he says."
*Pages have gone ballistic,.!!its a riot..a Mutiny..!!!

-*Finally, Viktor is left alone in the podium:
Viktor: WHere did everyone went.?, they did not like it.? :( . They didnt even laugh.. <_< , "Sheesh, wat a though crowd :P , no wonder so many comedians had die of un-employment :lol: "

Viktor the Saint...
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Lamorak de Galis
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lmao Viktor you nutter. ;) Your imagination is running riot. :lol:

What turns from green to red before you can blink? ...

A frog in a liquidizer.

Page Marauder.
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fireblade
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:blink: and i thought i was lost b4 i posted my im lost topic :blink:
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Dagonet of Rus
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A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range."Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in four seconds or less, and my birthday is coming up... you could surprise me!"

For her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
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fireblade
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LMAO :lol:
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stoicblitzer
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pwn3d. :ph43r:
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Thierry

A priest and a Rabbi walked into a bar and the bartender said "is this a joke"?
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Viktor of Astaroth
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hahahh... :lol: , a priest an a ra- ra rabbi :P , that one cracked me open... :D good one General
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