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| Drowningpool | Sep 16 2009, 03:49 PM Post #1 |
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http://www.texasembassy.com/ Trying to play texas cowboy... |
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| YellowMelon | Sep 16 2009, 07:56 PM Post #2 |
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It's a theme restaurant. We have an Italian restaurant near my house with a giant leaning tower of pisa on it, and the inside was fashioned to resemble an old Italian street. Doesn't mean I'm trying to be Italian by eating there. |
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| Mathias of Dania | Sep 16 2009, 07:59 PM Post #3 |
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your trying real hard to piss somebody off ?... sad |
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| Barrett of Maidstone | Sep 16 2009, 08:11 PM Post #4 |
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Is this bait? There are millions of themed restaurants in places where they shouldnt be... |
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| stoicblitzer | Sep 16 2009, 08:49 PM Post #5 |
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that looks more like bait than dp's post. |
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| YellowMelon | Sep 16 2009, 08:59 PM Post #6 |
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I like food from everywhere |
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| Sir Lambert of Lancs | Sep 16 2009, 09:17 PM Post #7 |
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hell i have an idea for a theme bar if i can get the chance to open it in frankfurt german
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| Drowningpool | Sep 17 2009, 12:36 AM Post #8 |
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What is sad is making assumptions. and barrett, please if i wanted to 'bait' you or any other brit i would continue our disccusion on your women how they drop like flies at the taste of alcohol. I just wanted to see the Texans here responce, not some prissy comments as such. Onoes itz be teh bait :rolleyes: |
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| YellowMelon | Sep 17 2009, 01:19 AM Post #9 |
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My theme bar idea is naked women. |
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| Sir Lambert of Lancs | Sep 17 2009, 01:24 AM Post #10 |
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they are called stripped clubs here in texas the full nudes are B.Y.O.B= bring your own beer. hell you can bring in a keg if you want, it allows you to have more money for dances
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| YellowMelon | Sep 17 2009, 01:34 AM Post #11 |
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Really? The strip clubs here overcharge for drinks...that's how they make money |
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| Sir Lambert of Lancs | Sep 17 2009, 01:44 AM Post #12 |
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yep for real. only the full nude are B.Y.O.B they have a good bit on the cover charge, i cant remember cuz i have only been to one a long time ago. i think the only thing they sell to drink are juices, and coke etc. i think it has something to do with liquor laws and the nudity the topless sell beer and trust me they make money off the drinks. they are just as good as the full nude in my opinion there is a place called perfect 10 down the road from me and man does it fit its name. funny story. last time i was in perfect 10 i planned on getting a lap dance and made sure i just had money for one personnel. i kept passing up girls till i got one i was really interested in, its really fun to talk to strippers :D, well she stayed on her own for at least 6 six songs and man was the dance great. well at the end she was like its 100 bucks, i laughed and told her i only planned on getting one dance and hadnt expected her to stay that long... she tried to tell me about the atm over in the coroner and i laughed again and told her it wasn't happening. in the end she took the money for one dance, and boy did i get my money worth. my buddies had gotten dances to and their girls had gave one dance and ran with the money
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| YellowMelon | Sep 17 2009, 02:01 AM Post #13 |
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Titty bars don't do it for me. I don't like going to places where all the dudes have boners. |
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| Barrett of Maidstone | Sep 17 2009, 02:52 AM Post #14 |
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And where the goods are tainted? |
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| YellowMelon | Sep 17 2009, 03:02 AM Post #15 |
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Ya . . . well I went to school in a small town . . . and let's just say the strip club there was . . . awful. Good chicken burger, though. |
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| Drowningpool | Sep 17 2009, 07:33 AM Post #16 |
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Jai lives i nthe backwoods so... |
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| Dinadan of Logris | Sep 17 2009, 07:42 AM Post #17 |
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Jai is already planning to hop over to Europe to open his theme bar
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| Sir Lambert of Lancs | Sep 17 2009, 12:05 PM Post #18 |
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haha yeah Austin TX the capital of Texas is the backwoods....... meh i just end up there when i go drinking with my buddies, i dont mind, i am not trying to take em home etc so what does it matter........ now whore houses are a different story, i wouldn't go anywhere near one cuz you have no clue what has been done with it in the last 5 minutes etc....... hell yeah din i just need to work up on my german and BAM!! theme restaurant in germany here i come |
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| Drowningpool | Sep 17 2009, 01:16 PM Post #19 |
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Well i never heard of no tity bar not serving, so you must be in teh woods. |
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| Sir Lambert of Lancs | Sep 17 2009, 01:28 PM Post #20 |
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what i said was that the full nudes where bring your own beer, all of them in austin are that way.......maybe it is cuz you havent gotten out of the woods yourself is why you havent heard of em, you should try traveling a bit i wont post links but you can google full nudes in austin and you will see
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| Drowningpool | Sep 17 2009, 01:35 PM Post #21 |
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ive been down there, nothing but homo' kids running the streets like wild dogs. |
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| YellowMelon | Sep 17 2009, 01:55 PM Post #22 |
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I wonder what they thought of u
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| Drowningpool | Sep 17 2009, 02:28 PM Post #23 |
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Im pretty sure they were preoccupied waving their gay flags and poles around at each other and what not. jai might of been there ask him. anyway Yea so i passed thru that gay town and went to san an, a real city. |
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| YellowMelon | Sep 17 2009, 02:42 PM Post #24 |
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So why were you in Austin during pride week? :lol: A little bicurious?
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| Drowningpool | Sep 17 2009, 02:55 PM Post #25 |
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ofc! thats why i was going to san an! i think every day they d othat down there. something to do with UT and tradition. |
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| Dinadan of Logris | Sep 17 2009, 05:46 PM Post #26 |
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Texas, what a fun place
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| Barrett of Maidstone | Sep 17 2009, 06:47 PM Post #27 |
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Your just bicurious! |
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| Dinadan of Logris | Sep 17 2009, 07:44 PM Post #28 |
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I promise you, I'm not ![]() Though the coffee kid story was funny
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| Vandal_Ares | Sep 18 2009, 09:59 PM Post #29 |
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Who in their right mind would wanna visit England anyways.
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| Mercurius of Cappadocia | Sep 18 2009, 11:46 PM Post #30 |
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--In the 2006-07 fiscal year Texas revenues came from the following: 35.5% from federal funding • Texas is #49 in verbal SAT scores in the nation (493) and #46 in average math SAT scores (502). • Texas is #36 in the nation in high school graduation rates (68%). • Texas is #33 in the nation in teacher salaries. --#50 Percent of Texans with a high school diploma --Prevalence of Obesity (Percent of population) 28.6%. Ranking by State: 39 --Lack of Health Insurance (Percent without health insurance): 24.9%, Ranking: 50 --Crime Rank based on number of crimes per capita: #44 (#1 being the safest) --Safety Rank based on number of violent crimes per capita: #39 --With a total population of 22,859,958, Texas had a total crime index of 1,111,384 or 1 crime for every 20.57 people. --From fiscal years 2002 to 2006, average tuition and fees at public universities increased 61.4%. Average tuition and fees at community colleges increased 51.3%. --Out of Texas’ 145 public and private higher education institutions, only one private institution, Rice University, ranked among the nation’s top 50. --Four of Texas' House districts rank in the worst ten in the nation for constituents who lack health-insurance coverage. Twelve of Texas' districts -- including four in the Houston area -- are in the bottom thirty. Not a single Texas congressional district -- even the state's wealthiest -- rank in the top half of the list of most highly insured districts. The ten most highly insured Texas districts all are primarily suburban. Go Texas...
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| stoicblitzer | Sep 19 2009, 12:18 AM Post #31 |
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What's their rank in regards to illegal immigrant population and what fraction of the people w/o health insurance are illegals? |
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| Dagonet of Rus | Sep 19 2009, 12:21 AM Post #32 |
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texas got a sexy stadium and it got a sexy qb. But "on your women how they drop like flies at the taste of alcohol." Kick me for being stupid but that looks like a positive, rohypnol is only available on prescription here. |
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| stoicblitzer | Sep 19 2009, 01:18 AM Post #33 |
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ROFL |
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| Vandal_Ares | Sep 19 2009, 02:53 AM Post #34 |
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This video should pretty much sum it up merc. LINK |
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| YellowMelon | Sep 19 2009, 03:15 AM Post #35 |
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Ya that's bad, but the 911 guy couldn't spell eucalyptus either, otherwise he wouldn't have asked. My philosophy through school was that it's cool as long as you're drunk too. That's the law Michael Cera abides by in SuperBad...so it must be true. |
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here in texas the full nudes are B.Y.O.B= bring your own beer. hell you can bring in a keg if you want, it allows you to have more money for dances
i wont post links but you can google full nudes in austin and you will see


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