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Topic Started: Jan 7 2006, 03:50 PM (180 Views)
Andy
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K i watched this yesterday, serisouly fucking sick.....you see just about EVERYTHING....its so gross....the story line SUCKED....im so dissapointed in quentin terrentino...GOd damnit....

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hostel eh
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did u see the preview to the wwe movie with kane in it? what did u think? looked like it had a cool style but the whole kane thing turned me off.
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WATCH HOSTEL lol
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Ya I heard Hostel is a pretty fucked up movie. I want to see it.
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lets just start off with this " it was like euro-trip spliced with Saw" . One of my friends say this and hes right.

the first half of the film is about two obnoxious americans and a crazy icelandic drifter. Their only concerns are getting high and getting laid. Somehow it takes them along time to achieve the latter.

After some embarassing portrayals of americans they are foolishly lured out to some little podunk hostel simple because they are told that " *****is everywhere!". Not like they couldnt get it where they were at, but somehow they were convinced to traveled way out of their way to achieve goal number 2.

Anyway after achieving goal number two their crazy icelandic friend Oli disappears. Hmm where could he have gone. After some foolish meandering and drinking the nerdy aspiring writer disappears. So the last belligerent american is getting pissed. so pissed he forgets to use his brain functions when he is sooo gullibly lured into the layer of torturing.

He is told by the girls he slept with that his friends are at an art exhibit. However when he gets there it doesnt look like there is any artwork for miles.
-Hmmm a bunch of shady looking guys loitering around a shady bombed out warehouse. the ideal place and setting for an art exhibit. </sarcasm>

anyway after some gruesome torturing this last american falls upon some dumb luck. the torturer who charges at him with a chainsaw slips on a gagging ball, and falls straight back... along with the chainsaw that cuts him in two. then the american stumbles around the warehouse like a drunk solid snake who had no balls. i only say solid snake is become somehow he manages to evade the millions of shady henchman.

anyways after a ton more lucky close calls he escapes. finds a car with keys in it and escapes. Somehow he manages to save a girl from torture too. after many more ridiculous close calls he escapes. movie over.

just think about this- would you really want to see a movie where a gang of little kids rule the street.

EXAMPLE: these little kids kill two strong men and crush their skulls in. If that is not ridiculous then this movie might actually be good.
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so it was a dissapointment
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SPOILERS FOR ALL THE GRUESOME STUFF IN THE MOVIE


*spoilers*

-decapitation
-toe removed with bolt cutters
-drill into leg
-achilles tendons cut
-throat cut
-removal of fingers via chainsaw
-removal of leg via chainsaw
-shot in the face
-shot in the chest
-killed with meat hammer
-eye burned out with blowtorch
-shot in the back
-run over with car
-head crushed by rocks and pipes
-run over by train
-removal of fingers with scalpel
-kicked in face with door
-throat cut

and some other tortures you only see for a split second.
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so it's gory !!
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Andy
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ya it was fuckin sick.....i just found out quentin didnt make it!!! THANK GOD!!!
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I have a weak stomach, I dont know if I should watch it
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Andy
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then you shouldnt
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wow fuck TO
thanks for spoiling it u fag
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Andy
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stop whining
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it's a bad movie overall.

Retarded storyline

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worse then aeon flux
i said it
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