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Are your teachers crazy?
Topic Started: May 3 2006, 11:43 AM (134 Views)
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Ok, the teachers in my school are completely out of their mind. I am a freshman, and man are my teachers insane.

My spanish teacher is gay and gives out homework constantly. He's the best of them all...
My history teacher claims to run students over with her car.
My english teacher is a hyperactive mentally ill person who will flip if you drop a dime.
My history teachers vary from the coolest in the world to probably the most bitchyist people ever.
My math teacher is weird, he is smart, but has low common sense, but he can do the hardest math stuff in his head... He also flips certain days of the week.
My gym teacher is in love with dodgeball and just enjoys hurting children with foam balls.. I didnt think it was possible for a foam dodgeball to hurt untill I met him.
My graphic design teacher is the most "uptight" teacher I have ever met. He gives out no information about himself, and if he hears a single word worse than stinks he flips out on you and sends you to the office. Then there is my transportation tech teacher. He couldnt care less if you worked or slept in class, as long as by the end of the week you know what the gas prices are.. easiest classs to pass ever.

Then of course there is last years teachers.
We have these science teachers... there are brothers and work the same subject in the same grade at the same school... well they are both insane, dont care what happens because they spend the entire period either on the computer and expect people to do work that they must think actually gets done without any enforcement...and they go off about how when their father died they inherited his farm and how they grow trees every year...
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hmm, lets see, my teachers are:

Art: Teacher is HOT and she likes goofing off, best teacher ever! Calls the other old teachers teachers and the princible a "Nazi B***h"
English Teacher: Teacher that actually gives a damn about her students
Spanish Teacher: Pregnent and sounds like she hates the whole class...
The rest of the teachers are ok...I guess

Health Teacher: Oh man,hes one of those people who are calling everybody son, and getting people in trouble for yawning
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•Int. Math: Is Algerian and is cool with the students. He sounds funny when his voice breaks.
•Japanese: Many may think she's a B... but she doesn't have much rest and has too much stress.
•Amer. Lit.: REally appreciates my writing. Is very feeling and emotional-ish.
•U.S. History: Favorite teacher of the list. She's in balance and is very nice, pretty much can go by innapropriate things said by students. But shouldn't be saying something very offensive.
•College and Carreer: Cool teacher that can get along with the kids and can socialize with them. I'm a T.A. in the class and when I make one mistake, she impatiently tells me to go do it again like I should be an idealist. Oh, and she likes reggae.
•Chemistry: Russian. Very serious about education. Has feelings like we do, tired at the end of the day and such.
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only teacher that I find crazy is my english lol
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Fly away...

Power Mech: He's mellow. He doesn't care what you do as long as you get your work done on time.

Latin I: The teacher knows how to make the class interesting, so she's cool.

Intro to Psych: Extremely sarcastic, but I don't know if that counts as crazy.

German I: He's cool, nuff said.

Computer Apps: First teacher was cool, she'd let us listen to music. Second teacher is cooler, all he cares about is whether we get our work in on time. So the other day, I watched a Comedy Central Presents during class... he makes it a pretty laid back environment.

Yearbook: He's pretty laid back, but you have to do work. If you don't have work, you have to work with Photoshop.

And those are my teachers. Fortunately, none are crazy.
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my cooking teacher is very obese and she's scary
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U so cool imma call u culo

yep my english teacher is on crack....yep
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I think all english teachers are on crack
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Spanish teacher: She's deaf and we cuss her in class
Key boarding teacher: Bi Polar like most of the school
Wellness teacher: shes bi-sexual
History teacher: Laid back, cool guy
Science: pregnant, so she's a little bitchy
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