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| The physicists' ball | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 22 2014, 10:41 AM (124 Views) | |
| theophilus | Jan 22 2014, 10:41 AM Post #1 |
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After Receiving an Invitation to a Physicists' Ball: Volta was electrified and Archimedes was buoyant at the thought. Ampère was worried he wasn't up on current research. Ohm resisted the idea at first. Boyle said he was under too much pressure. Hertz promised that in the future he will attend with greater frequency. Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol. Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm. Born thought the probability of enjoying himself is pretty high. Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend. Heisenberg was uncertain whether he could make it. Schrödinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he? Hawking said he'd try to string enough time together to make a space in his schedule. http://www.hanka.hluchy.sk/physics_jokes.php Edited by theophilus, Jan 22 2014, 10:42 AM.
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| S.T.Ranger | Jan 22 2014, 12:34 PM Post #2 |
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I would add to that: Kelvin said it was too cold to go out. God bless. |
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