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| S.T.Ranger | Jul 25 2013, 11:01 AM Post #1 |
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From another forum: How To Get To Heaven If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"I asked the children in my Sunday school class. "NO!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?"Once more they all answered, "NO!"" Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" I asked them again. Once more they all answered, "NO!" "Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for, "Then how can I get into heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!" |
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