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| Andrew King | Sep 13 2010, 11:07 PM Post #21 |
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Mage reworking spell kills one By: Andrew King A report came in from Wizard's tower. There was an accident there. It seems one of the mages at Wizard's Tower died. The mages there say it was one of the first that founded Wizard's Tower, Andrew Gower. He was a strong wizard indeed, but it seems like his old age got the best of him. He was reworking some of his new spells in the spellbook of his. As he was coding out the runes and the words to cast the spell they exploded among onto him in a blase that killed him. By evidence given it seems that he could not hold the magical energy together. From there tidal forces took over and caught the wizard on fire and blowing bits and parts of him everywhere. The legendary mage will be implanted into the new life altar in the Eastern Lands. Mages hope that one day perhaps people will see him and be able to craft life runes, remembering his sacrifice to magic. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 13 2010, 11:08 PM Post #22 |
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Crayfish migration By: Andrew King Recent reports from fishermen in the Lumbridge area have reported finding crayfish in their nets. One fishmen, David Smith, reported in saying "I was fishing for Anchovies for my wife and I, she loves anchovies. Well anywhos this big ole crayfish came out of no where. My wife doesn't like crayfish too much, I do. As I was saying this thing was huge, man, had to be the size of my hand. You know what else is the size of my hand? Sorry, I have troubles focusing. Yeah, you know, I was like I haven't seen one of these in years." As from David Smith's point of view, it is a miracle. According to his father they shouldn't even be in the River Lumbridge, it is too clean for them. They prefer nice disgusting rivers like the one by Ardounge. They are like paracites they eat everything. Groups of twenty or more crayfish can take out a trout. So the migration of these oversized crayfish is dangerous of the Lumbridge water wild life. Not to worry though fishmen like David Smith have it covered. They will fish these crayfish out of the water before they have major impact. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 13 2010, 11:08 PM Post #23 |
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Rancid Vampire attack locals of Morytania By: Andrew King Many do not cross the bridge from the Varrockian areas of Misthalin into the dangerous swamps of Canifis and the Morytania area. Many fear the local monsters such as werewolves and vampires. Speaking of vampires there are a group of local vampires located within Mort Myre. They are dead, rancid, and decaying. Vampires of death. They cannot control their hunger. These vampires are responsible for attacks on the people of Morytania. Even little children are being attacked. The vampires are said to take their victims up into the trees and drain them of their blood and leave their bodies on the ground to be devoured by the vermin on the ground such as rats, maggots, and werewolves. So it is said if you are in the area of Mort Myre of the Haunted woods, beware. These rancid vampires could be after you and your blood. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 13 2010, 11:09 PM Post #24 |
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Skeletal Oxen Maggie needs help By: Andrew King Anybody that has been to the Draynor area or passing on by to Wizard's Tower may have noticed a cart with some oxen attached to them. Well if you would stop and ask the friendly witch about them, perhaps you can help those poor ole oxen. That is right people. These Oxen are sick. They need help. Only a skilled person like yourself can come and help these oxen. We asked Maggie, the owner of the oxen, what is wrong with them she said " Well, 'cha, they are sick you see, 'cha, they have a cold. Only some of my goulash can help them, 'cha." So as you can see the oxen need you help! So come on and drop by and help Maggie and her poor oxen. I am sure she will have some sort of magical surprise awaiting you. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 13 2010, 11:09 PM Post #25 |
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Death reanalyzed true cause crayfish By: Andrew King Back on Erysail, Bennath 23, 5 age-year 170, Jonathan Milton died at a Lumbridge Bait fishing spot, to have thought to have been killed by a massive pike attack. The doctors and nurses at Al-Kharid reexamined the body. I had claw marks all over it. They now believe his death was caused by the new crayfish invasion. They must have took him under and ate what they could. "Telling by the deep cuts located within his arms and the wounds that are underneath his shin it came from several clawed creatures with small teeth." According to one Doctor at Al-Kharid General Hospital of Emir. People still do not know where these crayfish came from, but fishermen in the local area said they will have their revenge for Jonathan. Soon perhaps The Peoples Press can give Gielinor their answers they have been clawing for. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 13 2010, 11:10 PM Post #26 |
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Al-Kharids underground waterway By: Andrew King A while back Al-Kharid was running low on their water supply, but now Osman's plan has worked. An underground waterway has been build with magical filtering systems made from pure rune essence and enchanted with magic so they can filter out the water. there are now water systems to each home, water fountain, and wells in the area. This was an magic and construction feat. It required all of the best engineers on this project. "I cannot believe we got this to work, it was my whole life's dream to do something this big, and it is actually working. Filtering systems check just fine." According to Ali Hamir, one of the leading engineers on the project. Everything seems to be checking out fine, but Al-Kharid has put a safety team at each main water valve system for the time being to make sure nothing bad happens. Caring about his township, Hassin said " I need to make these people stand at post. Not only could it ruin all the water and our hard work, it could dry out the river Lumbridge and flood our city. Right now it is being controlled and everything is in regulation" So now Al-Kharid a once desert, is now a secret underground oasis. Perhaps the drought will end soon for the desert regions of Gielinor and the citizens of the lands can have peace. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 13 2010, 11:11 PM Post #27 |
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People talk to cats and camels By: Andrew King Recent reports from all around Gielinor and mainly the Kharidian region of Gielinor, random adventurers have been found talking to their pet cats and random camels in the area. A banker in the Al-Kharid bank says that he witnessed an adventurer talking to a camel outside for over two hours. "Yeah, it was crazy, it must have been the heat getting to his head. He started say the Camel's name was Al and that he was in love. It was all crazy. Guy is nuts. Strangely enough though it seemed like the camel made sounds in response." The banker said he will keep an eye on the camels, perhaps they can talk and it isn't just the heat. Other players have been spotted stopping at the their cats they have, rubbing their tummies, and saying words to them. According to one adventurer he likes to rub his cat and talk to it. It talks back thanks to a amulet he has. Our reporters called him nuts as he cried and walked away. Before crying he did make a statement for our reporters saying that "Look it is this amulet. havn't you ever had a ghost, monkey, camel, cat, or Human speak amulet? They make you able to talk to things you normally can't. It is magic!" Right... magic... in Gielinor? As if. We all know that anicent devices and technology exist. Each day technology is increased and magic is shown not to be magic, but just technology. Perhaps this player will understand that one day. But that is the scheme of things, we suppose. The world must have crazy people. Rather you talk to camels, ghosts, monkies, or cats. You are still insane. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 13 2010, 11:11 PM Post #28 |
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Penguins are lost By: Andrew King It seems like penguins are now seen hiding in spots all over Gielinor. From the frozen wastelands of the wilderness, to the hot jungles of Karamja and even in major towns and cities, hell even some are in the dangerous lands of Morytania. People have reported seeing them in all sorts of crazy stuff like pumpkins, crates, bushes, barrels, and even according to one spectator, Human shells. This man who watches these penguins is a well trained man in his field. He says he has been watching the penguins for years. They keep migrating and moving. He only goes by the name of Larry, and that is enough for him. Larry claims the penguins are trying to wage war with the Humans. Right out of the ice age they were released from isolated icebergs, frozen in time, now released. Larry claims long ago, but in the 3rd age, early Humans and Penguins had a war; a time war. This war would last intill the 6th age when the penguins wipe out the Human race. "If we are going to live we must go east to our sanction. I know you know that there is nothing there, all you see is thick fog in the distance, but there is the promise land. Just journey out there. We must escape the penguins! If the Human race is going to win this war, we must move east!" Larry claims that east there is a sanctuary for Humans. There is also more Humans out that way. More land, more people, more technology, places, things, creatures, much-much more. The People's Press is calling Larry nuts for right now. These penguins might by migrating, but it might just be exploration or evolution, not no war. Also as for the Eastern land, it could exist, but for now all we see is a foggy future. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 13 2010, 11:12 PM Post #29 |
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Lumbridge levels up defence By: Andrew King With the Varrock-Lumbridge war getting closer and closer to becoming a full blown out war with actual armies and such the small towner of Lumbridge prepares. Recently they have added more guards to the castle to protect Duke Horacis. Citizens are now armed in basic fist to fist combat and also are being taught how to handle bows, swords/shields, and magic thanks to a new building in Lumbridge that teaches low skilled people how to fight. They are tutors and are there for war-time. We asked Nemarti, the ranging tutor in the building, what she thought of the matter "well you see it gives me a job. One I have been trying to have for years. Even if it is teaching the young and the unskilled how to kill, it is still a job. I get paid fairly well for it and I do my job with skill. I beat and I kill." According to Nermarti she is one of the best rangers in all of Misthalin and will have no issue shooting any Varrockian in the head with one of her dragon arrows. So as Lumbridge prepares for defence, we can only hope Varrock doesn't have some sort of attack plan to take them out. We can only hope that war does not come onto our home front and innocent blood is spilt over Gielinor over stupid politics. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 13 2010, 11:12 PM Post #30 |
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Plague victum from West Ardounge dies in Rimmington By: Andrew King An escaped convict from West Ardounge died few days ago due to his gas mask becoming clogged. He was traveling into Rimmington to seek sanctuary in a friends house, when his mask clogged and the smell of Rimmington made him collapse on the floor. By the time his mate got there it was too late. "I tried to save him. I made out with him, I pounded on his chest with a big rock, I even gave him a few nut taps, he didn't budge." His mate, who wants to remain unknown, says he feels like a total jerk and responsible. He is the one that told him to escape the Hell hole of West Ardounge and come live with him. So in his eyes he killed him. One of the citizens of Rimmington who owns the range shop in town, Brian, of Brian's Archery shop, came outside and witnessed what the mate was doing to his friend. He quickly tried to pull him off. When the man would not budge he shot him with an arrow straight in the heel. "I know what he was doing. He was having his way with a dead corpse. He was kissing it, rubbing his chest with a rock, and feeling his junk." Even if it was true, if he was taking advantage of a corpse, he must be tried, not shot. Two different perspectives on the issue in the smelly town of Rimmington, but point is proof, one man is dead because of their stank. |
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