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| Andrew King | Sep 16 2010, 07:43 PM Post #31 |
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Outcrop is manmade by the Fremennik By: Andrew King Off the coast of the Varrockian borders and the oceanbed of the wilderness. Appeared a structure that was build out of stones and paved down. A new home of Fremenniks, but it seems these wondering tribes from Rellekka aren't just here to build. They found dungeons. The dungeons hold dangers and nice rewards. Two things that their type of people love very much. They call the dungeons and the place they build Daemonheim. They build a port on the Lumbridge River over at the town of Al-Kharid. The Ferrymen will take you to Daemonheim. Both ways can be taken to the land formation. Once there a person is asked to talk to the tutor and they will be given a ring. The ring will help you teleport back to Daemonheim, but also help you in the dungeons. So the Fremennik people are offering good rewards and have build resource dungeons for those that are willing to go into the dungeons. So they are saying please explore, for the sake of yourselves. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 16 2010, 08:03 PM Post #32 |
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Leprechauns are on drugs By: Andrew King We all have seen tool Leprechauns up and about around the farming patches they offer us our tools to deposite, but have you ever talked to one? Recent speculations claims that they are just a tad bit too happy for their job. That rainbow they form may not be a rainbow at all. It is said to be a photonic hypnogeneic that causes the neuron receptors within the brain to release Serotenin making the person who takes the drug very happy. It is thought to be Photonic Hypnogenics because of the light produceds and the symptoms that they have when talking to you match it agreeable to anything, friendly, an odd accent, break out in freckles, and temptations to wear odd clothes. The drugs are illegal in all of Gielinor and except in some spots where the drug is not outlawed like the fight areana and the lands of Isfadar. Local Authorities are saying if it is proved that the Leprechauns are using the drugs they will be arrested and tried for in the court of law. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 16 2010, 08:27 PM Post #33 |
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Elves attack food supply By: Andrew King A person of the rebel cause against the Humans, Eluned, sent adventurers on a mission to West Ardouge. She had them get into the mourner's headquarters and poison the food supply. The Adventurer had to dress up as a fellow mourner to get into the headquarters, once in the adventurer ran into a gnome down there who asked to have sheeps dyed to confuse the people of Ardougne then they were able to poison the food supply creating a new plague, a real plague within West Ardougne. The hope of such an event it to trick King Lathas and overthrow him. So you see my brothers and sisters there is still hope. The elves are counterattacking. The elves have a plan because the mourners were guarding the Temple of Light, but now with all of West Ardougne scared they have been able to infiltrate the Temple of Light. Plans of what they are going to do is unknown. Let us just hope that they are successful with their plan of action. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 18 2010, 01:44 AM Post #34 |
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Lumberjack gets killed while mining By: Andrew King On Duneday, Ire of Phyrrys 3 , 5 age-year 170 died, few weeks ago, in the town of Hemenster a goblin by the name of Foot marsh died by the hands of a Human, who shortly after killing him, strung Foot Marsh up into a tree. The Lumberjack named Lief who found Foot Marsh in the tree where Foot Marsh was dumped, quit that day at becoming a lumberjack. Traumatised by the event he went onto a more nobel profession, one that may not startle his living and leave him scarred for life. He become a miner. Now he doesn't have to worry about being scarred for life. Lief was killed in a freak mining accident over in Varrock. His employer declared the accident to be caused by loose methane veins. "When the spark of Lief's iron pickaxe struck the rock, the rock ignited killing Lief and a near by toad. We are sorry to his family for his loss. His family will be given compensation." Said Lief's Boss at the company where Lief worked at. Sadly Lief didn't have anybody. He only had himself. He was an orphan when he was young eating out of trash cans and stealing cakes from Ardougne market stalls. There was only pieces of Lief to be found, but what could be collected will be burned and ashes spread into the river lumbridge. His boss and coworkers said he sucked at mining, but he was still new. They claimed he was a good guy, but got overpaid. Maybe now they feel like dicks for what they said. For now Lief is dead. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 18 2010, 01:59 AM Post #35 |
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Partake on war history of a time Interview Report Going up and about the lands of the Gnomes and the area of the Khazard guard. I often questioned what are they fight over? So I thought that maybe I'd go ask one of them what they think they are fighting for. I went to a gnome by the name of Partkaan. He had a bit of time to answer a few of my questions. I hope that maybe the answers would get me closer to knowing the truth. Partkaan, what exactly do you Gnomes fight over with the Khzard? Well you see it is mostly racism. I believe that the Khazard hate us. They invaded our land and they must be slain by whatever means. Do you think that they are evil? Well, no, but their leader was. There are many stories of General Khazardv slaining many people for no reason. Claiming that is was part of his duty. Saying that he must bring his enemies heads as form of some kind of booty or trophy. Is that why the Fight Areana exists? I would not doubt it. Many people go there to slay each other and creatures for fun. It is a cruel place indeed. Is that not the way of the world Partkaan? I hope that it is not the way of the world. If it is we are all doomed. When you were a child how exactly did your parents tell you about the war? In bed time stories mostly, but when a Gnome Child hits the age of 14 gnome year he is sent into the Gnome Military. There they told us that Khazard is a threat to our existance and our God. To your God? Yes, to our God, Guthix. You see the Khazard believe in Zamorak. He is evil. Our God wishes balance and peace, unless violence is part of his plan. So could the war really be over religion? It is quite possible it is over religion. Religious factions have been fighting with each other since Guthix created Gielinor. It is the reason why the God Wars happened a few times. A few times? Yes, you Humans only have documentation of once, but really it has happened 4 previous times. It is what seperates each age. Oh. So Gnomes are holding secrets against their allies? Allies! You think Gnomes and Humans are Allies? I admit that some of you are nice to us, such as yourself, but no we are not allies! Most of you come around here and slaughter us for experience and valor! He seemed pretty offended and didn't want to answer anymore of my questions. So there you have it. The war over racism, land, or religion. We may never have a direct answer, but one thing is for certain. History has its place in the world. Edited by Andrew King, Sep 22 2010, 12:28 AM.
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| Andrew King | Sep 18 2010, 02:04 AM Post #36 |
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Poll What is your opinion of King Tyras?
Edited by Andrew King, Sep 18 2010, 02:15 AM.
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| Andrew King | Sep 18 2010, 02:14 AM Post #37 |
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Magic Guild teleport fails Kills five By: Andrew King On the top floor of the Magic Guild there is a portal system, these portals lead to different magical places within Gielinor. The east portal will teleport you to the Wizards' Tower. The south portal will teleport you to the Dark Wizards' Tower. The west portal will take you to Thormac the Sorcerer's House. The eastern portal that goes to Wizards' Tower backfired on one adventurer trying to travel within it. The eastern portal exploded into the room creating a pressure that bursted the walls out destroying the whole top floor. The explosion killed two people within the room, two wizards that guard the portals. The debris then shot onto a mans roof causing it to cave in and killing an 83 year old man. The floor of the top floor or ceiling of the second floor also fell in, injurying everybody in the room and killing one. So the explosion was responsible for killing five. Memorial services will be held inside of the guild. A special entrance is granted to anybody who wants to be part of the service that does not have the magic requirements to enter. Services will be held this Essianday. Edited by Andrew King, Sep 18 2010, 02:41 AM.
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| Andrew King | Sep 18 2010, 02:30 AM Post #38 |
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Fur trader is just a front By: Andrew King All of us some point in our life, unless sheltered or do not travel, have been to Varrock square. Within it is a humble man who needs to feed his family. This man is Baraek. He is the town's local fur salesmen. He will buy and sell fur. But recently reports have said that fur is only just a front. He deals in selling Human blood to the citizens of Morytania. He has been spotted lacing vials into his fur and giving it to pale strange looking people. Red vials that are thought contain Human blood. Something that is very treasured in the lands of Morytania. Human blood is pure blood. A blood that is sweet in taste and gives vampires and werewolves alike powers. Increase sexual drive, strength, agility, endurance, and calms their darkened souls. There are all speculations and theory, but if it is true, all of Varrock will have to look after Baraek and his dirty deeds and treason. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 18 2010, 02:39 AM Post #39 |
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Tyras camp builds up defence By: Andrew King The Tyras Camp in the lands of Isfadar has sturdied up its defences. It has increased its military popluation and has created better weaponery. They have upgraded to crystal weapons stolen or given by the Elves in the region. They have also made several catapults. All of these upgrades are to keep King Lathas' guards from attacking the camp and wiping them out. As war gets closer and closer Elves may turn on the Tyras people. "The upgrades are needed if we want to secure a fondation in the lands of Isfadar. The people of Tyras come in peace and we want to create Human-Elf trade and relations. Perhaps a treaty or two." Said one of the generals at the camp. With the war growing closer and closer places like Tyras stand as epicenters for war breaking out. Forts and camps will soon be destroyed and embraced by fire and flame. Bodies will be slaughter for what? For nothing. In the name of a greedy and racist King who cares nothing about the welfare of his people. Saying goes, wealth through slaughter. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 19 2010, 10:56 PM Post #40 |
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Mithril dragon Just not a Myth By: Andrew King Deep in the Baxtorian river system just before the falls is an odd and hard to miss whirlpool. Locals have seen people jumping into the whirlpool. Hours later they are spotted again down at the river banks slowly crawling out soaked. These adventurers tell of tales of what is in the whirlpool. They claim it leads to a sacred land of death. Within this cave system is many monsters ancient barbarian spirits, an odd type of green dragon with thickened scale and an evil magic attack, water fiends, and what some claim to be the mythical mithril dragon. their huge gnashing teeth, hottened fire breath, a magic attack that knocks you down, and their claws enough to tear an average man in two. Adventurers have now confirmed that the myth of there being a dragon made of Mithril is no longer a myth. It does exist and it has killed many. "I killed two of these dragons, I escaped with my life thankfully. I found this odd symbol thing. It is like a dragon head or something, but made of some odd metal. I think it can made into armour and sell for lots of money, not sure if it was worth my life though." Said one of the adventurers who entered the cave system and fought the mithril dragon. Judging by all the stories coming out from the river bank given by wonderings, swimmings, boaters, and adventurers, this place is dangerous and any person who is weak or accident proned is to steer clear away from the whirlpool. Because the mithril dragon is not just a myth. It is real and it is coming for you. |
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