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| Andrew King | Sep 19 2010, 11:05 PM Post #41 |
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Distant screams from Castle FLESH created By: Andrew King From the lands of Morytania screams from a castle on the hill can be heard. Bodies being carried away into the castle. A man digging into graves. It seems like Doctor Fenkenstrain is up to it again. He has been taking bodies and sending lightning into the castle. Random screams like some experiment is taking place. "I am perfecting something called cellular restoration. With the techniques I am using I can create life from death." Said Doctor Fenkenstrain to our reporters who went to investigate the screams and complaints. "I realise that I might keep up some of my neighbours and they might be concerned at what I am doing, Hell some might even want to kill me, but I assure you. It is all worth it." Doctor Fenkenstrain knows for sure that his experiments will work, and boy did they. He recreated a man, but horribly the man that he created the brain was still active and had previous memories. It was the original owner of the castle. The creature turned on the Fenkenstrain and locked him up taking control of his castle again. Fenkenstrain was experiments worked, but like all success, there is always room for failure. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 19 2010, 11:13 PM Post #42 |
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Clan creates new spells By: Andrew King Long ago there was two factions of Fremennik. Ones who believed in brute force and others that wished to explore their minds and go on a path to enlightenment. They broke off into two different tribes. The Fremennik people and Clan of Moon or Moonclan. The Moonclan people after many years of peace and enlightenment tookforth themselves and developed a new spell book. This spell book is for peaceful means so it seems. The people who have studied it have found no offensive use for the spells. They are all defensive or skill related. The skills they use are so diverse. They can be used to make planks, bake pies, or even use a potion that would normally only cure you to cure your whole team. The magic they have developed is extremely useful and was only created by the fact that they were isolated and a peaceful people. Anybody who can prove themselves worthy to the moonclan people can learn the new spells, but they aren't about to give the spells away free of charge and no easy challange. Expect yourselves to be put to the challange to learn these new spells. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 19 2010, 11:31 PM Post #43 |
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King Lathas attempts to summon Zamorak By: Andrew King It seems that King Lathas plans were never to start war with the Elves, it was to side with them. Evidentally there is a group of Elves called the Dark Elves who wish to create a portal between this world and the demension of Zamorak. Lord Lowerth and King Lathas have grouped together in this cause to try to summon The Dark Lord. The plague he started out with was just so he could gain entrance to the lands of Isfadar. Once there King Lathas and his people planned to meet up with these Dark Elves and talk to their leader Lord Lowerth. They then created a treaty and are now allies. The Rebel Elves seem to still be in worship of their God and on the side of the Humans. They seemed to have known about The Dark Elves plot this whole time and tried to warn us. This is also why the Tyras camp build up defenses. This might also be why King Lathas wanted control of the Temple of Light. Because he knows that it held his defeat. The Rebel Elves plan on gaining control of the Temple of Light and soon they shall. There is much that King Lathas can do now to stop them from gaining control of it. Nobody is quite sure what powers the Temple of Light hold, but whatever it is, it is enough to stop the portal from being formed so some speculate. With all the lies that King Lathas created, we can only hope the Humans and the Rebel Elves can gain entrance to Temple of Light and secure to defeat and stop King Lathas and Lord Lowerth from summoning the Dark Lord. If they cannot, we are all doomed. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 19 2010, 11:40 PM Post #44 |
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Horoscopes Canis: Dear Canis, stay clear of Werewolves. Ursa: You dog will be hit by a fast moving mine cart, so please remember to keep all dogs in your inventory at all times. Tucanae: Your wishes will be granted today Tucanae. That is right. Today you will find love of your very own! So go to a bar tonight and get shit faced. Andromedae: Remember that iron armour you were granted last time. It didn't really exist. Check your armourdrobe. Centauri: If you aren't careful you will lose a level in mining because your boss hates your sister, tough luck Centauri Hydrae: We would not advise cutting trees today. A bird nest could fall out of it, but there is an 80% chance that it will kill you. Pegasi: Time to get laid Pegasi. Go to your neighbours house. Try that Photonic Hypnogeneic that Leprechaun gave you. Better pick between your neighbours wisely though Pegasi. One could be your cousin who has wanted you for years now. Draco: You will be missing an organ today. Sorry. Orionis: DO NOT EAT TROUT. Vplantis: You only know one thing in your life Vplantis. Whatever that one thing is, do not do it. Baaad things may occur.[/center][/center][/b] Edited by Andrew King, Sep 19 2010, 11:57 PM.
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| Andrew King | Sep 19 2010, 11:55 PM Post #45 |
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Letter to the Public B.o.G increases bank space By: Edward Calinar head of B.o.G Dear Public, Recently the B.o.G (Bank of Gielinor) has been able to open more space within their vaults to a break through in magic holding systems. So now bank space has been increased to hold up to 103 more items! So anybody who likes to horde stuff can now do it with more ease and skill. B.o.G would like to thank the wizards at Dark Wizards Tower for developing the new magic holding system. Although their intensions for developing it are bad, it helps everybody in the long run. You're Welcome, B.o.G. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 20 2010, 12:01 AM Post #46 |
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Imperial Guard have a Trolling problem By: Andrew King The Imperial Guard of Burthope have anounced that they need control of Death Plateau and that the Trolls that are in control of it now need to be taken it. Trolls have already taken out many of the Imperial Guard and the Imperial Guard are requesting assitance. Anybody who is willing to help will become trained as an Imperial Guard. They need this route because they believe something is up north in the cold dark regions of Gielinor. Not a treasure or some sacred land, but the opposite, they think there might be nothing. Legend has it that the world just ends. But to prove this theory the Imperial Guard have to get through the trolls and they need help dearly. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 20 2010, 12:23 AM Post #47 |
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Chinchompa crisis By: Andrew King As people get higher and higher in their levels in the skill of hunter. They realise the best thing to hunt is the Red Chinchompa. They dangerous and highly explosive creatures make excellent weapons for range, but now it seems we are seeing fewer and fewer of them. Could it be that we are hunting them out of existance? Research shows that the population of Chinchompa is decreased by 34% for the past few years now. They can only grow in number to a few million a year and with people hunting them by the thousands their numbers are getting lower and lower. Right now there is research being done on cloning. The hope is that we can clone the Chinchompas and get them back into the world so that their species are not becoming extinct anymore. Henry Braynard, Cheif scientist for Lumbridge Medicial Research and Development Society said: " There can only be a few things in life. These things must create mitosis and it seems Stem Cells are the path to doing this. Theoritically we can recreate life by growing it." So there you have it, although the Chinchompa is going extinct there is still hope that it will not go extinct through the techniques of cloning. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 20 2010, 12:28 AM Post #48 |
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Temple of Light secured King Lathas backs off By: Andrew King The Rebel Elves have done it! They have secured the Temple of Light and found a path to some city of the Elves called Prifidinnas. With securing the Temple of Light and now that they have access to the Capitol City, King Lathas has backed off from his attempts to summon the Dark Lord. We are not sure if he has quit all the way or just taking a break for a bit intill he can find other means of achieving his goals. For now it seems he has gone back to work as East Ardougne leader and wishes to also watch over West Ardougne. "My antics are over for the time being. I have neglected my father's cities for too long. It is time I become the King I was meant to be." King Lathas said in an interview with The People's Press. So rest assured there will be no Dark Lord coming to our plane of reality, at least for now that is. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 20 2010, 12:35 AM Post #49 |
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Trufitus communicates with the Gods By: Andrew King Adventures who have stumbled upon the lands of Karamja and went to a village by the name of Tai Bwo Wannai have probably met a man by the name of Trufitus. He is one of the villagers there and wanted adventurers to gather five rare herbs so he could communicate with his Gods. Once these herbs were gathered he preformed the ritual and communicated with the Gods. What he talked to them about we do not know, but recent storms have been spotted over Falador. Heavy down pours and snow."Snow in the middle of Raktuber!" Said Herquin, local Gem salesmen of Falador The storms are thought to be caused by his communication with the Gods, but still have not been proven. Trufitus will be watched closely from now on by all of Gielinor. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 20 2010, 12:43 AM Post #50 |
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Juliet and Gypsy get married in Varrock Chapel By: Andrew King You may now kiss the wife. That was the words said at a Varrock Chapel this past Duneday. It was the wedding of a young girl and an old gypsy. After telling the world about their relationship, they decided it was time for them to get married. Juliet had a shakey history with the town dumby, Romeo, but after their failed relationship they both went different ways. Now juliet finding the love of her life just not too far from where she found Romeo. "I never thought I could fall inlove with an old hag. But that hag can sure work some magic, if you know what I mean." Claimed Juliet after the wedding saying to our reporters. Aris on the other hand not much is known of her. Besides she is a Gypsy from the Eastern Lands. "She is young and I will have to teach her a lot of things, but that is okay, I am very willing to do all of it for the love of my life." Said Aris to Father Lawrence who married the two into wedlock, who then told us what she said. "I have never married two people of the same sex together before. This is a first for me." Father Aereck of the chapel has been the father there for quite sometime and known to be a heavy whiskey drinker. Through all of his years of being a father he claims he has never married two people of the same sex together, but there just might be a Deja Vu in the future with Frank and Romeo. |
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