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Topic Started: Sep 13 2010, 10:13 PM (85 Views)
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Please tell us what you do not like about The People's Press. Anything said here will not be taken offensively, but do except harsh responses back. If you are correct on your statement, changes will be made in future issues of the paper.
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Sep 13 2010, 11:38 PM
Gunthor cheats with fish
By: Andrew King


Recently the great boyfriend of the ole so great lover Romeo, Mr. Gunthor The Brave of Barbarian Village has been hanging around the fishing spots of the village lately. Locals of the village of reported seeing Gunthor fondling the fish. According to one Barbarian 5 year old girl he sticks his dick within the fish and fucks its mouth. An act that she calls vile and beastality like and he should pay for his crimes. She also says that he throws them back into the water and that he does shoot his load in their mouth. So a random local or adventurer could be technically eating his cum according to her.

When our reporters questioned Gunthor about this he responded "Look it feels good, I do not mean anything by it. Romeo must know it isn't cheating. It is just like having a toy." This is simple logic according to Gunthor and he does stand by those statements that it is not cheating and that it is just merely like having some kind of play toy.
What happened to the No inappropriate content rule? ~_~
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If you read throughout The People's Press there is a lot of inappropriate things. You do not have to read the paper if you do not like them. Even the inappropriate materialed articles have a serious meaning behind it. Gunthor with the fish was all about Evil dave and him being partners. It has political backgrounds and it not supposed to get people angry, but to make them think. To get them able to reflect upon new ideas and new concepts.

Homosexuality is something that is growing in our population as something that is being accepted more and more and as it should. So writing about it and people reading it makes people realize that straight people aren't the only people with problems and people restricting the rights of the homosexual and bisexual population puts even more stress on their lives. This is why Gunthor tries to deny the facts and says it is just like a sex toy. Because the struggles they both live. Gunthor does not want Evil Dave getting the wrong idea and Gunthor wants to prove to the other barbarians that he is trying to look normal. To the barbarians beastality is better than being gay. So Gunthor plays both sides of the fence.

There are two spots within our forums that you can say anything you wish. They are free speech sections. The People's Press and the Debate forums. Those two you can say anything you want and we will mostly not limit you.
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