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Issue Three
Topic Started: Sep 21 2010, 06:34 AM (496 Views)
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The People's Press
Gielinor's Newspaper


Table of Contents

Page One:

  • Recollections of a slaver man
  • Pure Meditation
  • Steel Enhanced
  • Talking to the Trees maybe they talk back
  • A booty of slaver ships
  • Castle Wars recieves new shipments
  • Guy in bear suit kills Mountain Daughter
  • Tower creates life
  • Gangs become commonbreed

    Page Two:

    • Wydin's back room is not just for food storage
    • Shanty is a Sham
    • The Unknown
    • Treasure Trail Origins
    • I went into his dreams man
    • Banana plantation just a front
    • Stiles Bribed with fish to keep mouth shut
    • Workshop discovered by Seers Village peasent
    • Birds go mad attack Port Sarim
    • Poison Arrows strike Ardougne


    Page Three:

    • Pest escapes causes issues
    Edited by Andrew King, Oct 6 2010, 09:33 PM.
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Recollections of a Slaver Man

Interview Report

Previously known to all us of us in an article that The People's Press published showed that one man in a town of Draynor happened to belong to an old organization from the North and sailed upon the GSS Salve. He is a humble quiet man who makes and sells ropes. He is Ned, so we thought that we would interview him on his former life to get a closer look into who or what he used to be.

So Ned what exactly was your Job on the GSS Salve? Well, I was to capture any creatures for my H.A.M associates. The first few months I didn't quite know what was going on, but I soon found out. Our main job was to capture these "monsters" and use probes on them. It turned them basically into slaves. Whatever we commanded, they did. We then sold them to buyers.

Buyers? What kind of Buyers are these? They are people interested in practically free work. I mean you do have to feed them and such, but that is hardly any cost onto the profits you make in your business.

What kind of businesses were they? Anything from ruling a Kingdom to cooking in a bar. Most people around your known Gielinor did not buy slaves. Some back in the day when the Wilderness was not the Wild it is today bought them. But from that line down really didn't.

People never questioned the morality of the issue? No, neither did we. The pay was great and it was widely accepted. So even if you wanted to fight it you would be against the world practically.

So only creatures in this slaver business? Well, umm, no.

No? Yeah. Later on in my years we started pilgrimages, that is what our bosses and higher ranking officers called them. To go out and fight for our beliefs to preserve them. It seemed just at the same, but we went to villages. Took children at night. Killed the people that fought back. In some cases we stole all supplies they had and took advantage of their women.

That...is horrible. So this is why you became what you are today? Yeah it is. I wanted to escape from it all. I changed my name and my face thanks to the makeover mage. They are looking for me, you know. Hopefully they never find me.

We left after that bit, but you get the idea. He is a crippled old man haunted by his past. It seems we might encounter these slavers sooner than we all might think. The way Ned speaks they are coming after him and don't live too far from the Northern and the Eastern Lands.
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Letter to the public
Pure Meditation

By: The Wise Old Man


Dear Public,

I'd like to inform you or let you into an idea that can solve a lot of issues you have. I learned it on the island of Entrana. It is the art of meditation, but not any form of it, it is pure.

First clean your mind. Make it black and pale. Nothing more shall come into your mind. Breathe slowly in and out. Feel the rhythm and pulses of your heart. Feel it within your veins. Follow it into your brain. With each breath you should feel a tingle within the fronter lobe of your brain. Slowly you should drift away from reality.

Now it is time for step two. You must confront your subconscience. Talk to it. Get to know it. For it is you. Once you are face to face. Become one with it. Normally this is where normal meditation stops. You just cleanse your mind and move on.

This step requires to not only go within your mind, but go within your mind's mind. Imagine yourself within a room. A dark room and there is a light switch. Turn on that light switch and you see many doors. Let us say there are 9 doors and the room is a triangle, so there are 3 doors on each wall. Now each door is a problem. Imagine yourself picking one of these problems to face and conquer. Now open the door. You should now imagine yourself within a cooridor there are windows on eachside. Each window should be an outcome to how you could go about solving the issue at hand.

That step is meant to use logic and reasoning to solve issues. This is only one way one can go about solving issues within their life through meditation. Meditation is also used for other things. Such as healing. One can heal themselves through the act of the mind creating the needed chemicals from other chemicals within its body. Many could it alchemy or magic, I would call it life.

Enjoy the advice Humans,

Dionysus.

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Enchanced Steel
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All of us have been around the block a few times. We notice black knights and white nights. The black armour isn't a secret. Black armour can be bought from stores and dropped by many monsters and beasts! White armour is a little harder to obtain you must have inside connections. Recent surveying of these armours and weapons have deducted that they are just merely steel that have been enchanced a tad.

Normally steel is made by taking iron ore and a carbon substance, mainly coal, and burning them together creating a alloy. This case an alloy of fe3C or Iron Carbon. With the formation of black metal we have a higher carbon intake within the formation of the alloy. It turns out black metal is fe2c3 or iron carbonite. While white metal has something else in it. White metal is formed by combining silver, iron, and carbon making it AgFeC2 or silverite iron carbonate. Both metals enhance the strength of normal steel and since they have different materials within them it also changes the properties of the elements that are within the new alloys.

So you see White and Black metal is nothing more than just an alloy of the alloy steel. So next time you wield one of these items, just remember the struggles that steel had to go through.
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Talking to Trees
Maybe they talk back

By: Andrew King


Many have seen these trees that what appear to be faces all over Gielinor. Many citizens of Gielinor have theorised that these faces are indeed faces. Many people have claimed to see other people talking to them.

These trees have been deemed as spirit trees. According to legend spirit trees were ancient friends of the gnomes. They were much like the mythical ent, except good. It is entirely possible that they are of the same species, but different karmatic influences led them to live different paths. The spirit trees are thought to have helped the gnomes get their beliefs and most of their technology.

These trees seem to be able to have the power to spring forth their roots taken away people after they got done talking to them. First we thought that maybe it was a reaction when the trees feel threatened, much like a plagundus flytrap does when something lands upon its lobes and takes it into the plant, but recent reports are saying this is just not the case. Briju, a Kharidian desert native who works for the E.S.P.S or Emir Scientific Persuits Society said: "These trees have the ability to talk. The Gnome legends are true. People are talking to tree, happens the trees are talking back." If the legends and lore are true and the Gnomes can talk to the trees, perhaps it can go to say that they can teach other people how to talk to these trees also, in hope that the tree will respond.
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A booty of slaver ships

Investigative Report

They ae new to the world of Gielinor and always seemed quite suspicious to me. They sit in our ports offering to take you places for prices that change all the time, sometimes you get a deal and sometimes you do not. These are innocent looking boats with odd seeming people. They are called Merchant Ships.

I asked myself a few questions before joining their crew undercover. Why do the prices change? Where did they come from? Why are they here? What is their true purpose? Why do the people seem fake?

I joined one of their merchant ships called the GSS Great Sarim. It is a TS class which means Triple Sail. It has three sails attached to its mass. It is quite the fast ship. Once I boarded to boat I had to report to the midship in some room where the captain was. I had to sign a paper. Medical release forms, insurance, and random surveys about how my work and strength is. Then he handed me a paper and looked into my eyes. "If you tell anybody what happens on this ship out of regular civilian duties. We will kill you, understand?" Those were his words to me. I got quite concerned.

We set sail after I got around two hours later. I was put up into the one of the birds nests to look out for things. Next thing I know there is another ship coming up to us. We both anchored and a random assortment of animals and people got onto the ship. They were all wearing some sort of odd collors. Looked like it had electricity going through them. They all went below deck and the whole trip back to land I just heard screaming.

After we docked at some place to the North where I have never been. I asked the captain what was going on. All he had to tell me is that it is slaver business. I was not a high enough rank yet to know details and that I should mind my own business.

I didn't need him to answer specifics. This little journey taught me one thing. These "Merchant Ships" aren't exactly traveling vessels. They are slave ships. They take people from lands and transport them. Not just animals, but I saw Humans. They are enslaving Humans and putting them to work up north and who knows where else.

The next day I quit the job and got a facial change at the makeover mage to ensure my protection, but I know one thing is for certain. The slavers mean business. Slaver business.
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Castle Wars recieves new shipments
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After the release of Castle Wars many moons ago. They eventually pulled in enough from payments to buy new shipments of armourment. They have now redone all of their armours, weapons, and capes. They have also added a few more things that will help you ingame. "It is a wonderful sport and we needed to show our loyal fans and players how much we care." Said Jim Stavers of the National Gaming Organization that oversees all of the games in the area of Kandarin.

Some of the new items include halos and a new type of shield. The halos respect the three major Gods Saradomin, Guthix, and Zamorak. Both the halo and the shield gives bonuses to prayer and also the shield is said to be equal to that of a rune kite shield. So there are many rewards for basically anybody. So why not play a fun game or two of it. If anything a person playing the activity will recieve at least stamina and increase their cardiovascular systems.

So get out there and play Castle Wars for new rewards and always remember if you can be patriotic and have your countries flag in your home, you can wave a castle wars flag on your back just the same.
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Guy in bear suit kills Mountain Daughter
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In the mountain regions of Relekka there is a tribe that split off from the Fremmennik people long ago. These mountain folk have an old God that is a bear named The Kendal. The legend has it that long ago their Cheiftans daughter went missing. Aslief had not been seen in years.

An Adventurer offered to help out and discovered a cave north east of the camp. When going in he found the body of the young girl and a The Kendal inside threatning to eat him. The adventurer killed the bear and lopped off its head. Revealing that it was not The Kendal from their believes, but a man in a bear suit!

After returning to the moutain folk they burried her body in a ritual and set her soul free. The cheiftan was thankful for avenging the death of his daughter. He was told that he was welcome back anytime he wished and that he was basically one of them.
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Tower creates life
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Nicknamed the Tower of Life for a good reason, because it creates life. The tower uses the principles of a long forgotten type of forbidden alchemy that can recreate living tissue from the nearby elements and create essentially, life.

Within this tower life was created alright, but one where the life was angry. Things don't exactly appear right when you try to create things in here. You get a monstrasity of life. The beings created are in pain because of mutations. The codes aren't correct. It is a hard science to master.

One such beast they created within the tower they wished to kill and experiment on. The beast broke free and an adventurer had to calm down the beast and make it have emotions and reasoning. Once this happened the alchemists within the tower had to be taken care of, they were let free, thankfully. The beast was quite forgiving.

Now the beast lives at the bottum of the tower helping create life, but this time life that won't go wrong.
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Gangs become commonbreed
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It seems more and more as life goes on in our wonder world of Gielinor people keep forming more and more gangs, or as some like to call them clans. "Nevertheless a gang or a clan whatever you want to call them, they are shady and they ruin things." Says one official that works for the Varrock Secret Guard. They have groups for everything from going out to killing people and things to manipulating the prices on the grand exchange.

These clans seem to be localised telepathically setting up mental chats with each other. Messages are often sent telepathically without a person talking, but sometimes they slip up and say it out loud. Saying "Wrong Chat". Tim a one of many bar tenders within the Blue Moon Inn in south Varrock has claimed to hear these outbursts all the time. "I see them walking by and they will say; yeah man I just killed that damn demon, he is dead meat. Then moments after they will say; ooops wrong chat! It is quite the odd thing actually."

That is just one proof of these clans expanding. Harlarna one of the bank tellers at the grand exchange has reported seeing many people shouting to join chats. "I am still quite confused on what these people are talking about, but I have been told they create mental links with each other and talk. I also have theorised that these clans that advertise themselves at our trading center manipulate prices. Sometimes they slipt up and shout it out loud."

There have also been many people spotted in groups around Gielinor killing other folks "join blah blah blah for killing and slaughter", suggesting that something is going on. One man mining in Rimmington was attacked by one such of these groups and managed to get away he tells us that they attacked him and shouted die in the name of Tiger's Tooth 'n Claw clan! He was able to teleport away with his life, but scarred from that day forward.

So it seems as our generation grows and grows they join more street gangs or as they call them clans. Hopefully the clans are not a problem and they will soon fade away, if not, we may have civil war on our hands.
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