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| Andrew King | Sep 23 2010, 06:13 AM Post #11 |
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Wydin's back room is not just for food storage By: Andrew King In the pleasent small port town of Port Sarim lives a humble grocery man with back room storage that holds secrets. Within the crates aren't just bananas. The locals claim that they hear voices coming from his shop at night. Mumbles and muffled screams. The locals aren't just hearing things, they are real. Wydin is part of a slaver business that holds slaves in wooden crates and then gives them to the merchant ships for them to set them sail to the Northern slaver lands. Wydin has hinted at being involved in the illegal business when questioned and said that:"Monsters are monsters, they have no thought like us, therefore they do not know they are being taken advantage of." Wydin also has ties with the group of Humans Against Monsters. A group that wishes to kill and irradicate everything that isn't Human. These are quite hefty accusations to be putting upon Wydin and the GTF (Gielinor Task Force) must be careful on accusing him of things. So they will need to first put out an investigation. If Wydin is investigated and found guilty of his involvements with the organised crime he will be sent the Seers Village court and from there sent to the Port Sarim Jail. Which ironically enough is just a few feet from his shop. It would be just like him being at home again. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 23 2010, 06:21 AM Post #12 |
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Shanty is a Sham By: Andrew King According to reports from the Emir lately. The passes between Al-Kharid and the Kharidian Desert should be free. The guards and the passage is just a protection to warn people. Therefore the man by the name of Shanty is basically ripping off the government and attempting to work underneathe the table. One of the Emir sent us a letter stating: "You must confront Shanty about what he is doing. It is not right. It is okay for him to have a store, but not okay to make people think you have to pay for passage. He is a sham. He will be executed." The Emir claim that he is illegally setting up shop in that area. Those tickets should not be being sold at all. All he is supposed to be giving out are the disclaimers talking about the desert. If a person reads the tickets he sells, it is actually the disclaimer paper and he just charges 5gp for them. The guard that guards the gate can be persuaded to let you through for free because he knows the truth and if the Emir get their way it will just be a matter of time before the world knows the truth and shanty is revealed for the sham that he is. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 23 2010, 06:30 AM Post #13 |
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The Unknown By: Andrew King We all look at our world and see that it stops. Legend has it that it does not stop. Just the maps do. The world keeps going on forever. Some claim that they have sailed east and wound up on the west side of the continent claiming that the world is really a sphere. So what are these unknown lands? They are the Northern and Eastern lands. The eastern lands have been referred to a lot from various people all over known Gielinor claiming that they are from there. The Eastern Lands sound like they have different technology from the sounds of it. Different styles of weapons and armours. They are said to also be a different race of Human. Slightly smaller builts for the most part. Odd stringly black hair. A colour tint ranging from pale white to a darkened orange. Their eyes different that ours. A lot of them are said to have slightly slanted eyes due to an extra muscle within their eye that serves unknown use. We think that it might serve for seeing longer distances. As for the Northern Lands we have recently found out they are bad lands. Go figure since our north is the wilderness. The worst place in all of known creation. These bad lands are home to the slavers. People that go about enslaving other people and creatures just for the Hell of it. They often sail into our land to look for their booty, but why don't we go into theirs? It is an odd thing that all of known Gielinor does not want to travel, but yet the unknown lands travel constantly so it seems, but even they will not tell us intill we find out for ourselves. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 23 2010, 06:36 AM Post #14 |
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Treasure Trail Origins By: Andrew King Many moons ago set out by our ancestors we caches of treasure burried away for the sake of preserving what was once theirs. Hoping that one day somebody else would find it. They put these down on scrolls and set them out by the millions all around Gielinor. In hope that a person would find one of these scrolls and remember their legacy. It seems that many creatures got a hold of these treasure trails, perhaps they wanted to find the treasure for themselves, we are unsure. It is also quite possible that the Gods put them into the creatures so that one day adventurers and strong commonfolk would kill a creature and then find the scroll and do it getting ahold of vast technology. We are quite aware that the treasure trails hold vast technologies. The rewards do hold advanced technologies once the cache is found. These are things that are said to be left over from the God Wars. The people knew that they were not going to live for much longer so they took advantage of the cituation and created the treasure trails. This is then when they sent them out. So the origin of treasure trails seems to be God War based. If we wish to find all of the truth we must have our researches dig a bit deeper into history or perhaps meet it. |
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| Andrew King | Sep 23 2010, 06:50 AM Post #15 |
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I went into his dreams man By: Sir Russel Walt A story that sounds a bit odd indeed, but a true one indeed. It all started on the lands of the Moonclan. They are quite the wonderful people. They have vast resources and seemingly unlimited knowledge upon their prefaces. Their cranial powers amazing. It seems like they have some kind of mind powers. Be able to make things float, themselves can fly, attack things with their minds. A normal person would claim it is magic, but one should know better when it comes to this occasion and these people, for these powers have been seen before. It was in a man by the name of Cyrisus. He needed help to conquer his fears so the moonclan people had some ritual that they preform and you can literally going within somebodies dreams. He created monsters within his dreamset. His mind was able to create such wonderful antics. It felt like these creatures could actually exist in the real world. Their force of them hitting was quite the powerful one. Being able to take the air out of somebodies chest with one swoop of its arms. After defeating all of the monsters Cyrisus claimed to have conquered his fear of combat, but it seems that combat was all in his mind. Such greatness was in his mind and he was able to create such wonders. Him himself knew that he had the special mind powers of the moonclan, he just had not reached it yet. It is believed that the Moonclan are on a higher evolutionary chain than us for the time being and hopefully one day we can get their ourselves. |
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| Andrew King | Oct 6 2010, 09:44 PM Post #16 |
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Banana Plantation just a front By: Andrew King Recent reports from Musa Point on the island of Karamja have reported seeing the owner of a banana plantation doing a little more than distributing bananas. Zambo an owner of the local pub there claims to see Bentaar stashing away bodies into the crates then filling the crates up with bananas. When Bentaar was questioned by our reporters he rushed to find words to explain his actions saying that, "I am a humble man of a plantation that is home to some of the best bananas in these parts. It accuse me of such things is mere rubish. Get proof then question me." A mere excuse is all he could give. Bentaar could not even back up anything against the claims besides stating to get more proof. The owner of the pub on the other hand, Zambo, when questioned had only a few words to say, "What he does it morally wrong. I sin by seeling booze that gets people drunk, but he is a dirty slaver. I have video proof." If Zambo's video evidence holds up in court, then Bentaar just might be tried for his crimes. The video has been sent to Seer's Village court and will be reviewed as evidence. Officials are saying that if Bentaar is found guilty he shall be executed for his slaver crimes and his Banana Plantation will be put up for auction. Officials are also saying that it is quite possible that Zambo might just get a reward for his good deeds and citizen's arrest claim. |
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| Andrew King | Oct 6 2010, 09:55 PM Post #17 |
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Workshop discovered by Seers Village peasent By: Andrew King A local peasent named Panuwi Flaxsin was wondering around Seer's Village and discovered a building the is the home of items like an anvil and an oddly cracked wall. Earlier that day he was reading in the Seers Library and found a key. He kept the key in luck that perhaps he could find where it fit, and did he. The key fit into the cracked wall and it opened. Within the wall a staircase. Panuwi said to our reporters that he discovered an odd workshop with many elemental monsters that he feared, being the humble flax picker he was he put the key back into the book and put it back into the library telling everybody of the abandoned workshop hoping that somebody could do something with it. "I am too weak for the beasts below, you know, in the basement of that building. I just hope that somebody finds the key and can unlock the secrets of the workshop and share it with me." Claims Panuwi, who believes that they workshop holds man secrets and powers. He claims that he saw an Earth Elemental there with some sort of purple metal on it. Panuwi speculates that the metal can be used to with some coal to create new types of weapons and armours. How strong the material he doesn't really know, but he says to any willing adventurer, it is worth the risk. |
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| Andrew King | Oct 6 2010, 10:01 PM Post #18 |
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Birds go mad Attack Port Sarim By: Andrew King Reports are coming from the small port town of Port Sarim that is located south of Falador, that there are seagulls. These have only been claimed to have been seen in the southern regions of Gielinor and they have migrated north, but locals claim that these are no normal seagulls, these seagulls attack on sight! These seagulls have been attacking the people of Port Sarim. They are agressive type birds ready to peal appart any foot that comes in their path. People that come acrossed them should be warned to wear thick boots or at least socks, because they are prepared to eat skin and flesh. A small child lost most of his hair from an attack the other day because of the seagulls. Up to around 10 birds, so his mother claims, attacked him tearing out part of his scalp and all of his hair. The child said to our reporters that he doesn't really care that they ripped out his hair, it will grow back, and he sort of likes being bald. The mother on the hand wants them all to be slaughtered. Port Sarim guards are warning every resident of Port Sarim to steer clear of these birds and they say that they will be delt with soon, but they seem to be able to breed and travel in fasters than the guards can catch them and properly kill them. |
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| Andrew King | Oct 6 2010, 10:08 PM Post #19 |
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Poison Arrows strike Ardougne By: Andrew King That is right giant poison arrows have come down upon the city of East Ardougne. Crushing stalls, people, and buildings in sight. These arrows however have created a new building called the Poison Arrow Pub. It is now located in Southern part of East Ardougne and is home to some of the best drinks and foods you will ever put into your thirsty mouth and hungered stomach. The bar offers many different drinks. Anything on tap such as your standard beer all the way up to mixed drinks like a dirty ranchez which is chocolate liquor, some Karamjarian Rum, two slices of Banana, and some juice of a papaya. They also offer a fine selection of food ranging from kebabs with an arrow threw it to frenched potato sticks. King Lathas gives the new pub a 10 out of 10 and wishes that everybody in town gives the new bar a warm welcome and many customers. Edited by Andrew King, Oct 6 2010, 10:09 PM.
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| Andrew King | Oct 6 2010, 10:16 PM Post #20 |
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Pest escapes causes issues By: Andrew King Upon the island of the Void Knights lies a young girl who took prisoner a pest. Her name is Jessika. Out of her own ignorance, she let it go thinking she could trust it. Although the pest was quite weak the dangers it posed were dear. It could have slaughtered innocent people in Port Sarim, Draynor Village, Rimmington, Falador, but luckily the Void Knights and an adventurer found the pest in Port Sarim's bar and contained the creature and arrested Jessika. The bar owner was quite concirned and scared, he didn't want to startle any of his patrons. So he had the void knights make it as secret as possible. Oddly enough they were able to catch the creature in an empty beer barrel. The pest that escaped was a merely weak pest, but pests do not work like normal creatures on this plane of reality. They can grow in power just by sitting there and collection the energy that is around them. They feast off of our energy and grow. With each thing the pest would have consumed would have made its power double and triple. Jessika has now been arrested and detained for further questioning on why she did what she did, and the pest has been sent back to where it came, Hell. |
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