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| Singles Awareness Day; Or "Valentines Day" for you less awesome people. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 14 2014, 07:45 AM (548 Views) | |
| Shinigami02 | Feb 14 2014, 07:45 AM Post #1 |
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So, since there isn't a thread for it, I thought I'd make one. Happy Singles Awareness Day everyone! Anyone got any juicy stories that they'd like to share? 
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| iSpyGecko | Feb 14 2014, 10:59 AM Post #2 |
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hpy valentines day. who wants to get drunk and fuck bitches cuz its friday |
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| Whitey | Feb 14 2014, 12:01 PM Post #3 |
^He's talking about you
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I had planned to ask my crush out today But then IT FUCKING SNOWED AND SCHOOL GOT CANCELLED AND I LOST MY PHONE SO I CANT TEXT HER FUUUUUUUCK |
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| LetterSequence | Feb 14 2014, 01:28 PM Post #4 |
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You want a fuckin story? I'll give you a fuckin story. So I went to school today, expecting nothing to happen. We had a school wide meeting, so everyone was in the same room listening to the teachers give out the monthly announcements, when this girl comes up, and gives me a note and a candy. I read the first line, which was "Your senpai has arrived" (we both joke about anime), and I say "You're not my senpai", and she laughs and walks away. From this first line alone, I assumed this was a joke letter, since I saw she gave letters to a bunch of her other friends. Then I kept reading, and then it gets to the point where she asked me out, and how she hoped I said yes because she tries really hard to be funny around me. I start thinking "oh fuck", and try to think of ways to gently reject her. I don't have any classes with her, so during the last class of the day, a bunch of her friends handed me a second note she made, which basically said "You're not perfect, perfect is you," so I pretty much had to tell all of them that I'm not interested in her because I already have a girlfriend. So basically they're going to have to reject her for me, and I'm stressed out because: A. She's good friends with a good portion of my friends, so I'm worried some of them might resent me for rejecting her B. She might be suicidal, so I hope this doesn't end up making her actually try and kill herself C. Now a bunch of people I don't care about are gonna know I have a girlfriend and I'll have to answer a bunch of questions about her, when I don't like strangers getting involved in my personal life On the bright side, 3 girls and one guy called me sexy, so that was nice. |
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| PorygonSeizure | Feb 14 2014, 02:34 PM Post #5 |
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I have a big crush on a girl on nuzforums. I sent her a valentine and got a positive response. BEST! VALENTINES! DAY! EVER! |
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| Aviana | Feb 14 2014, 03:51 PM Post #6 |
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Oh my god I am so sorry. That sounds awful. -I- don't have any V-Day stories. Two of my coworkers got bouquets, and one of them had to basically assemble her bouquet because it was so wrapped up and in a box and stuff. |
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| Shinigami02 | Feb 14 2014, 04:19 PM Post #7 |
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Damn Letter, you have my sympathy. Kinda makes me happy I'm single with no romantic appeal. |
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| iSpyGecko | Feb 14 2014, 04:33 PM Post #8 |
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Hood Nigga
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omega |
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| Whitey | Feb 14 2014, 04:42 PM Post #9 |
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Ha! Porygon has a girlfriend! Now you're gonna get married! /little kid voice |
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| PorygonSeizure | Feb 14 2014, 04:54 PM Post #10 |
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Except for the fact that a pal of mind on the forum has a crush on the same girl. It's never that easy. |
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| Whitey | Feb 14 2014, 05:25 PM Post #11 |
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Screw 'im. All's fair in love and war. I actually ran into the same problem-a friend of mine likes the same girl. Except he annoys me and isn't my friend but we're forced to interact through school. I'd be worried about competition, but he's so goddamn annoying that I think I have a good chance. EDIT: also, who is it? Edited by Whitey, Feb 14 2014, 05:25 PM.
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| PorygonSeizure | Feb 14 2014, 06:17 PM Post #12 |
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He's one of my oldest friends on the site, I'm not gonna just say "fuck you buddy, she's mine".
My pal or my crush. Either way, I'm not going to straight up tell you. What happens in nuzforums, stays in nuzforums. |
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| Whitey | Feb 14 2014, 06:27 PM Post #13 |
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1. That was sarcasm. 2. Whatever, I respect that. |
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| LetterSequence | Feb 14 2014, 06:39 PM Post #14 |
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She wants the D
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USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST |
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| Aviana | Feb 14 2014, 07:56 PM Post #15 |
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Letter is the best not-actually-a-mod. |
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| LetterSequence | Feb 14 2014, 08:28 PM Post #16 |
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make me a mod for the sole purpose of banning him the next time he makes a quip like that again |
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| Whitey | Feb 14 2014, 08:31 PM Post #17 |
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It's funny because it's stupid |
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| LetterSequence | Feb 14 2014, 08:32 PM Post #18 |
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He literally said it was someone from the nuzforums and jessi barely goes there so the stupid one is in fact you |
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| iSpyGecko | Feb 14 2014, 10:23 PM Post #19 |
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can ny1 take a joke here |
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| Whitey | Feb 15 2014, 06:39 AM Post #20 |
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THANK YOU GECKO. I don't believe for a second it's jessi, I just made the comment because she said something about his eyes. And it's stupid and annoying because its meant to be. Edited by Whitey, Feb 15 2014, 06:42 AM.
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| darkest absol | Feb 15 2014, 07:08 PM Post #21 |
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Meh. I got a handful of those heart candies during my Creative Writing class. (Sweet tooth for the win!) Outside of that, nothing really happened except for when we all had to hug the person next to us during a school assembly. (Awkward aromantic Darkest is awkward) |
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| Scout | Feb 15 2014, 07:26 PM Post #22 |
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I went out on a Valentine's Day several years ago with a Free Hugs sign and gave people hugs. |
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| iSpyGecko | Feb 15 2014, 07:36 PM Post #23 |
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everyone did that when i was in middle school. nerds |
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