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The Family Tree; We are one.
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Topic Started: Sep 22 2011, 07:49 AM (2,759 Views)
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Gath
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Jul 28 2012, 09:13 PM
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am i the only one left out of the family tree. I no knone of you
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Aviana
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Jul 29 2012, 02:04 PM
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Gath, there's a LOT of people not on the tree. Just pick where you want to be and tell me.
Shadow I can't put you on there as EVERYONE'S uncle. 
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Shadow31
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Jul 29 2012, 06:51 PM
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Then make me the Allfather's uncl-
*shot*
Just put me where you see most fit.
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Seagully
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Jul 31 2012, 02:21 PM
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I like how most of the children on the tree were produced asexually
Sylvie and I need kids.
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Aviana
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Jul 31 2012, 03:42 PM
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I think "adopted" is the word you're looking for.
Or the other parent isn't willing to take credit yet.
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Nix Machina
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Jul 31 2012, 04:12 PM
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Dreams of machine-men and trees and rivers...
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Pretty sure mine are asexual.
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Aviana
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Jul 31 2012, 05:25 PM
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Well, that may very well be. Is that why you wouldn't tell me the details of my birth?
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Seagully
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Jul 31 2012, 05:43 PM
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Asexual reproduction is way more fun than adoption
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Jul 31 2012, 07:58 PM
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DAVE IS NOT MY SON AND POTATO IS NOT MY LOVER, NOR HAS HE EVER BEEN. I'M SORRY ;w;
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Jul 31 2012, 09:32 PM
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Gath should be my lover.
We made babies because we deemed it was right, but our relationship is otherwise nonsexual.
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PotatoFlinger
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Aug 1 2012, 03:33 AM
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The Jesus of Reaction Children.
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DAVE IS NOT MY SON AND POTATO IS NOT MY LOVER, NOR HAS HE EVER BEEN. I'M SORRY ;w;
Pshh. Denial doesn't get you anywhere, sweetie.
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Aug 1 2012, 04:46 AM
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'And as the God Zephyr, master of all and more, laid eyes on his coiling creation, he did waver. This beautiful garden, filled with all he could ever desire, was empty beyond compare. The plane was brimming with life, brimming with everything, but yet with nothing to share this astounding creation with.
Therefore, he took up a drop of clay on this side, and with his nimble hands, carved the skin and bones of companions. They were the first to roam the realm of Zephyria. And with them did the God share his power, indebting them to him and forcing them to take care of the world as their own.
These companions, the first true sons and daughters of Zephyr, rose to deliver and sculpted the garden to their liking with the watching eye on their shoulders. But even as they grew and cultivated, they again felt a void; just a simple quintet of companions was not enough. And so they used their inheritance to create the followers - made from the same clay as they.' - Zephyrinol 22:04:17
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Aviana
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Aug 1 2012, 07:10 AM
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- Jul 31 2012, 09:32 PM
Gath should be my lover.
We made babies because we deemed it was right, but our relationship is otherwise nonsexual.
Awaiting Gath's confirmation.
- PotatoFlinger
- Aug 1 2012, 03:33 AM
- Bullet
- Jul 31 2012, 07:58 PM
DAVE IS NOT MY SON AND POTATO IS NOT MY LOVER, NOR HAS HE EVER BEEN. I'M SORRY ;w;
Pshh. Denial doesn't get you anywhere, sweetie.
Until this is sorted out Dave is listed as your spawn alone. (Also, Potato, your bio notes have been edited for accuracy.)
Also. Syras. What even. xD
And then we tricked the tree into incest. 11:01:59 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - I need more kids
11:01:59 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - :L
11:02:04 AM EDTDave i know right, this is such an honor
11:02:10 AM EDTDave its like i didnt even do anything
11:02:28 AM EDTDannyTurtle You EXISTED.
11:02:30 AM EDTDave also i might get a copy of dragon warrior 3 today
11:02:31 AM EDTDannyTurtle That's something.
11:02:32 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - And a proper wife, actually.
11:02:37 AM EDTDannyTurtle TRIAL OF THE DRAGON!!!
11:02:45 AM EDTme Good luck with that, Potato.
11:02:49 AM EDTDave TRIAL OF THE DRAGONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
11:02:50 AM EDTJubben Robot TRAIL OF THE DRAGOOOOOOON
11:02:56 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Can I marry my own son? Would that be a thing?
11:03:03 AM EDTme Uh.
11:03:09 AM EDTDave fuck it, lets get married, dad
11:03:10 AM EDTDannyTurtle That's pretty weird Potato.
11:03:11 AM EDTme You mean would the tree allow it or would that work?
11:03:14 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Both
11:03:25 AM EDTme Either way I don't think Dave would qualify as a proper wife.
11:03:28 AM EDTme No offense.
11:03:31 AM EDTme *offence
11:03:31 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Psh
11:03:34 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Better than a turkey
11:03:37 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - That I married for a greencard.
11:03:42 AM EDTme >implying that's hard to do
11:03:54 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - You're pretty damn hard to do
11:03:54 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - >:/
11:03:58 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Not even on the first date.
11:04:01 AM EDTDave DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
11:04:09 AM EDTDannyTurtle V:
11:04:13 AM EDTme Yeah, the tree won't let me add you two as partners.
11:04:15 AM EDTme =P
11:04:17 AM EDTme What date?
11:04:19 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - D'aww
11:04:20 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - why not?
11:04:29 AM EDTme -shrugs-
11:04:32 AM EDTme Just isn't an option.
11:04:42 AM EDTDave because even trees are like OH MAN THAT'S FUCKED UP
11:04:46 AM EDTDannyTurtle ^
11:04:47 AM EDTme xD
11:04:47 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Well then
11:04:49 AM EDTDannyTurtle Trees know what's up.
11:04:55 AM EDTme Trees be smart.
11:04:59 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Make the turkey give birth to Dave asexually
11:05:02 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Then I marry turkey
11:05:04 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Divorce turkey
11:05:07 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - marry Dave
11:05:12 AM EDTme ....okay?
11:05:20 AM EDTDannyTurtle V:
11:05:23 AM EDTDannyTurtle That's pretty weird.
11:05:58 AM EDTme Uh. Okay. That worked.
11:06:02 AM EDTme Dave, you okay with that?
11:06:02 AM EDTDave yeah i dont know how comfortable i am with all this
11:06:07 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Shhh
11:06:16 AM EDTme Oh, hang on, I wonder...
11:06:25 AM EDTDave i dont know how i feel about marrying my dad
11:06:30 AM EDTDannyTurtle :y
11:06:31 AM EDTme PFFFFFFFFFFT.
11:06:33 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - I'm not your dad anymore
11:06:36 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - it's fine
11:06:37 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - :3c
11:06:40 AM EDTme I set the father to Potato after marking you as partners.
11:06:43 AM EDTme It accepted it.
11:06:48 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - xD
11:06:56 AM EDTDannyTurtle Pffffft.
11:07:05 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - The tree is now a mindfuck
11:07:07 AM EDTme Dave, yes, no, or maybe?
11:07:08 AM EDTDave its adapting to the modern family model
11:07:17 AM EDTDave that kind of thing is okay these days
11:07:22 AM EDTDave also maybe
11:07:30 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Also Dave
11:07:31 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - we need kids
11:07:33 AM EDTme .....well I'll leave it on the tree for now, then.
11:07:33 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - >:/
11:07:35 AM EDTDave although potato, i could ask lenore if she'd marry you
11:07:50 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - She could be the surrogate mother
11:07:51 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - we got dis
11:07:55 AM EDTDave OK
11:07:57 AM EDTDave YES
11:07:58 AM EDTDave YES
11:07:59 AM EDTDave WERE DOING THIS
11:08:03 AM EDTDave o/
11:08:04 AM EDTme xD
11:08:07 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - \o
11:08:09 AM EDTDannyTurtle Wonderful.
11:08:14 AM EDTDave HIGH FIVE OF MARRIAGE
It was only a matter of time before self shipping began. 11:10:40 AM EDTme Shadow, do you want Sylvie and Ducky as parents?
11:10:40 AM EDTSylvie Who wants to be birthed
11:10:43 AM EDTSylvie by a vegetable
11:10:43 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - DGJH
11:10:51 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Lenore is the surrogate, Sylvie
11:10:53 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - don't be so foolish.
11:11:14 AM EDTSylvie don't make me boil you again
11:11:18 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Kinky
11:11:22 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - I'm a married man.
11:11:22 AM EDTDave lenore is totally on board with the surrogate thing guys
11:11:26 AM EDTme ........I think Shadow missed everything again.
11:11:27 AM EDTShadow Okay, Aviana...
Just make sure you ship me with myself
11:11:29 AM EDTme Pffffffffft.
11:11:33 AM EDTme Oh, okay.
11:11:42 AM EDTDannyTurtle :y
11:11:48 AM EDTShadow I did. I was working on downloading some Roms~
11:11:59 AM EDTme Done.
Suddenly Syrassil had no children. 11:12:10 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - xD
11:12:28 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - I think I should be the two Shadows's's child who is adopted by Syras
11:12:29 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - :V
11:12:39 AM EDTDannyTurtle V:
11:12:43 AM EDTDannyTurtle That's just getting complicated.
11:12:47 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Because sexing oneself
11:12:47 AM EDTme Indeed.
11:12:49 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - births a potato
11:12:51 AM EDTme Oh.
11:12:52 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - we all know this.
11:12:52 AM EDTme Wow.
11:12:55 AM EDTme I could see that.
11:12:57 AM EDTme Hmmmmmmm.
11:13:06 AM EDTme Let's see if I could manage such a thing.
11:13:24 AM EDTme Nope. I can only add a mother.
11:13:30 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - D'aww
11:13:33 AM EDTme Sowwy.
11:13:36 AM EDTDave shadow is also the mother
11:13:41 AM EDTDannyTurtle :y
11:13:50 AM EDTDannyTurtle It all makes sense!
11:13:55 AM EDTme If I do that, though, the tree will think he hooked up with Syras.
11:14:05 AM EDTDave after a long night of having sex with himself, he went to the store due to a sudden craving for mashed potatoes
11:14:06 AM EDTSylvie Ah, the instability of Eevees
11:14:13 AM EDTDave he couldnt bring himself to eat one
11:14:18 AM EDTDave it became his son
11:14:31 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - God
11:14:33 AM EDTShadow Yep.
Sorry about that.
11:14:33 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - this family tree
11:14:35 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - program
11:14:37 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - thing
11:14:43 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - So 1850s
11:14:53 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - NO ADOPTION
11:14:56 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - NO SELF-SEXING
11:15:03 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - NO SURROGACY
11:15:07 AM EDTDannyTurtle V:
11:15:14 AM EDTShadow Awww...
11:16:01 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Also Jessi
11:16:01 AM EDTme 11:14:05 AM EDTDave after a long night of having sex with himself, he went to the store due to a sudden craving for mashed potatoes
11:14:06 AM EDTSylvie Ah, the instability of Eevees
11:14:13 AM EDTDave he couldnt bring himself to eat one
11:14:18 AM EDTDave it became his son
Oh gosh yes.
11:16:06 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - why is Zephyr his own grandfather?
11:16:13 AM EDTShadow Welp, imma leave for a bit
11:16:18 AM EDTDannyTurtle :y
11:15:36 AM EDTLenore Mason WAT
11:15:49 AM EDTLenore Mason WAT DID I GET SUCKED INTO??
11:16:20 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - YOU CAN'T LEAVE
11:16:22 AM EDTme .........maybe I'll just switch Potato entirely over to Shadow's line.
11:16:24 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - FATHER AND ALSO MOTHER
11:16:26 AM EDTme Being a surrogate mother.
11:16:26 AM EDTDannyTurtle Is it getting too weird for you?
11:16:31 AM EDTme See ya Shadow.
11:16:48 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - I suppose Syras IS the only one who admits to sexing me
11:17:20 AM EDTme Oh gosh this is getting so messy.
11:17:22 AM EDTDave syras sexes everyone though
11:17:26 AM EDTDave i mean, hes syras
11:16:18 AM EDTLenore Mason Also, hello everyone. :3
11:17:33 AM EDTNyon what is happening
11:17:34 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - true
11:17:40 AM EDTDannyTurtle Stuff is happening.
11:17:43 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Fucking mental crazy shit Nyon
11:17:49 AM EDTme THERE.
11:17:56 AM EDTme Potato, your parentage has been switched.
11:18:18 AM EDTme Zephyr is his own grandfather because shut up.
11:18:28 AM EDTDannyTurtle Best reason.
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Aug 1 2012, 08:32 AM
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- Aug 1 2012, 07:10 AM
And then we tricked the tree into incest. 11:01:59 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - I need more kids
11:01:59 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - :L
11:02:04 AM EDTDave i know right, this is such an honor
11:02:10 AM EDTDave its like i didnt even do anything
11:02:28 AM EDTDannyTurtle You EXISTED.
11:02:30 AM EDTDave also i might get a copy of dragon warrior 3 today
11:02:31 AM EDTDannyTurtle That's something.
11:02:32 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - And a proper wife, actually.
11:02:37 AM EDTDannyTurtle TRIAL OF THE DRAGON!!!
11:02:45 AM EDTme Good luck with that, Potato.
11:02:49 AM EDTDave TRIAL OF THE DRAGONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
11:02:50 AM EDTJubben Robot TRAIL OF THE DRAGOOOOOOON
11:02:56 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Can I marry my own son? Would that be a thing?
11:03:03 AM EDTme Uh.
11:03:09 AM EDTDave fuck it, lets get married, dad
11:03:10 AM EDTDannyTurtle That's pretty weird Potato.
11:03:11 AM EDTme You mean would the tree allow it or would that work?
11:03:14 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Both
11:03:25 AM EDTme Either way I don't think Dave would qualify as a proper wife.
11:03:28 AM EDTme No offense.
11:03:31 AM EDTme *offence
11:03:31 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Psh
11:03:34 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Better than a turkey
11:03:37 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - That I married for a greencard.
11:03:42 AM EDTme >implying that's hard to do
11:03:54 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - You're pretty damn hard to do
11:03:54 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - >:/
11:03:58 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Not even on the first date.
11:04:01 AM EDTDave DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
11:04:09 AM EDTDannyTurtle V:
11:04:13 AM EDTme Yeah, the tree won't let me add you two as partners.
11:04:15 AM EDTme =P
11:04:17 AM EDTme What date?
11:04:19 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - D'aww
11:04:20 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - why not?
11:04:29 AM EDTme -shrugs-
11:04:32 AM EDTme Just isn't an option.
11:04:42 AM EDTDave because even trees are like OH MAN THAT'S FUCKED UP
11:04:46 AM EDTDannyTurtle ^
11:04:47 AM EDTme xD
11:04:47 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Well then
11:04:49 AM EDTDannyTurtle Trees know what's up.
11:04:55 AM EDTme Trees be smart.
11:04:59 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Make the turkey give birth to Dave asexually
11:05:02 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Then I marry turkey
11:05:04 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Divorce turkey
11:05:07 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - marry Dave
11:05:12 AM EDTme ....okay?
11:05:20 AM EDTDannyTurtle V:
11:05:23 AM EDTDannyTurtle That's pretty weird.
11:05:58 AM EDTme Uh. Okay. That worked.
11:06:02 AM EDTme Dave, you okay with that?
11:06:02 AM EDTDave yeah i dont know how comfortable i am with all this
11:06:07 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Shhh
11:06:16 AM EDTme Oh, hang on, I wonder...
11:06:25 AM EDTDave i dont know how i feel about marrying my dad
11:06:30 AM EDTDannyTurtle :y
11:06:31 AM EDTme PFFFFFFFFFFT.
11:06:33 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - I'm not your dad anymore
11:06:36 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - it's fine
11:06:37 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - :3c
11:06:40 AM EDTme I set the father to Potato after marking you as partners.
11:06:43 AM EDTme It accepted it.
11:06:48 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - xD
11:06:56 AM EDTDannyTurtle Pffffft.
11:07:05 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - The tree is now a mindfuck
11:07:07 AM EDTme Dave, yes, no, or maybe?
11:07:08 AM EDTDave its adapting to the modern family model
11:07:17 AM EDTDave that kind of thing is okay these days
11:07:22 AM EDTDave also maybe
11:07:30 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Also Dave
11:07:31 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - we need kids
11:07:33 AM EDTme .....well I'll leave it on the tree for now, then.
11:07:33 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - >:/
11:07:35 AM EDTDave although potato, i could ask lenore if she'd marry you
11:07:50 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - She could be the surrogate mother
11:07:51 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - we got dis
11:07:55 AM EDTDave OK
11:07:57 AM EDTDave YES
11:07:58 AM EDTDave YES
11:07:59 AM EDTDave WERE DOING THIS
11:08:03 AM EDTDave o/
11:08:04 AM EDTme xD
11:08:07 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - \o
11:08:09 AM EDTDannyTurtle Wonderful.
11:08:14 AM EDTDave HIGH FIVE OF MARRIAGE
It was only a matter of time before self shipping began. 11:10:40 AM EDTme Shadow, do you want Sylvie and Ducky as parents?
11:10:40 AM EDTSylvie Who wants to be birthed
11:10:43 AM EDTSylvie by a vegetable
11:10:43 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - DGJH
11:10:51 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Lenore is the surrogate, Sylvie
11:10:53 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - don't be so foolish.
11:11:14 AM EDTSylvie don't make me boil you again
11:11:18 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Kinky
11:11:22 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - I'm a married man.
11:11:22 AM EDTDave lenore is totally on board with the surrogate thing guys
11:11:26 AM EDTme ........I think Shadow missed everything again.
11:11:27 AM EDTShadow Okay, Aviana...
Just make sure you ship me with myself
11:11:29 AM EDTme Pffffffffft.
11:11:33 AM EDTme Oh, okay.
11:11:42 AM EDTDannyTurtle :y
11:11:48 AM EDTShadow I did. I was working on downloading some Roms~
11:11:59 AM EDTme Done.
Suddenly Syrassil had no children. 11:12:10 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - xD
11:12:28 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - I think I should be the two Shadows's's child who is adopted by Syras
11:12:29 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - :V
11:12:39 AM EDTDannyTurtle V:
11:12:43 AM EDTDannyTurtle That's just getting complicated.
11:12:47 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Because sexing oneself
11:12:47 AM EDTme Indeed.
11:12:49 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - births a potato
11:12:51 AM EDTme Oh.
11:12:52 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - we all know this.
11:12:52 AM EDTme Wow.
11:12:55 AM EDTme I could see that.
11:12:57 AM EDTme Hmmmmmmm.
11:13:06 AM EDTme Let's see if I could manage such a thing.
11:13:24 AM EDTme Nope. I can only add a mother.
11:13:30 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - D'aww
11:13:33 AM EDTme Sowwy.
11:13:36 AM EDTDave shadow is also the mother
11:13:41 AM EDTDannyTurtle :y
11:13:50 AM EDTDannyTurtle It all makes sense!
11:13:55 AM EDTme If I do that, though, the tree will think he hooked up with Syras.
11:14:05 AM EDTDave after a long night of having sex with himself, he went to the store due to a sudden craving for mashed potatoes
11:14:06 AM EDTSylvie Ah, the instability of Eevees
11:14:13 AM EDTDave he couldnt bring himself to eat one
11:14:18 AM EDTDave it became his son
11:14:31 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - God
11:14:33 AM EDTShadow Yep.
Sorry about that.
11:14:33 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - this family tree
11:14:35 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - program
11:14:37 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - thing
11:14:43 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - So 1850s
11:14:53 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - NO ADOPTION
11:14:56 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - NO SELF-SEXING
11:15:03 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - NO SURROGACY
11:15:07 AM EDTDannyTurtle V:
11:15:14 AM EDTShadow Awww...
11:16:01 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Also Jessi
11:16:01 AM EDTme 11:14:05 AM EDTDave after a long night of having sex with himself, he went to the store due to a sudden craving for mashed potatoes
11:14:06 AM EDTSylvie Ah, the instability of Eevees
11:14:13 AM EDTDave he couldnt bring himself to eat one
11:14:18 AM EDTDave it became his son
Oh gosh yes.
11:16:06 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - why is Zephyr his own grandfather?
11:16:13 AM EDTShadow Welp, imma leave for a bit
11:16:18 AM EDTDannyTurtle :y
11:15:36 AM EDTLenore Mason WAT
11:15:49 AM EDTLenore Mason WAT DID I GET SUCKED INTO??
11:16:20 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - YOU CAN'T LEAVE
11:16:22 AM EDTme .........maybe I'll just switch Potato entirely over to Shadow's line.
11:16:24 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - FATHER AND ALSO MOTHER
11:16:26 AM EDTme Being a surrogate mother.
11:16:26 AM EDTDannyTurtle Is it getting too weird for you?
11:16:31 AM EDTme See ya Shadow.
11:16:48 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - I suppose Syras IS the only one who admits to sexing me
11:17:20 AM EDTme Oh gosh this is getting so messy.
11:17:22 AM EDTDave syras sexes everyone though
11:17:26 AM EDTDave i mean, hes syras
11:16:18 AM EDTLenore Mason Also, hello everyone. :3
11:17:33 AM EDTNyon what is happening
11:17:34 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - true
11:17:40 AM EDTDannyTurtle Stuff is happening.
11:17:43 AM EDTPotatoFlinger - Fucking mental crazy shit Nyon
11:17:49 AM EDTme THERE.
11:17:56 AM EDTme Potato, your parentage has been switched.
11:18:18 AM EDTme Zephyr is his own grandfather because shut up.
11:18:28 AM EDTDannyTurtle Best reason.
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Aug 1 2012, 10:51 AM
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Gath shall be my son. And he was destined for great things.
Such as banging a lesbian.
-sniff- make me proud, son
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Aug 1 2012, 10:55 AM
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I don't need any children, for none of you is great enough to be my offspring.
...No I lied you are all amazing people. ;-;
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Aug 1 2012, 11:07 AM
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Gath is now needed to approve two things.
About to say, Syras.
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Aug 1 2012, 11:09 AM
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A THING HAS JUST BEEN THOUGHT OF.
If Dave were to try and mate with a potato, there is a large chance that Blood would be produced.
Eh?
Eh?
I think it's pretty obvious where this is going.
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Aug 1 2012, 01:46 PM
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No, obviously only one as pretty~ as I could only come from the sexiest loins, therefore I must be Syras's offspring.
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Aug 1 2012, 02:23 PM
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No
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Aug 1 2012, 09:10 PM
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Blood, I cannot argue with that logic. You shall be added as such in the morning.
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Aug 15 2012, 12:19 PM
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i approve of everything that was said about me.
wow i go on scumhunt but i dont actually check up on anything, im sorry guys
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Aug 15 2012, 12:21 PM
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All done~
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Aug 16 2012, 12:53 PM
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I should be married to Blood. ;w;
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Aug 16 2012, 02:27 PM
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Blood?
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Aug 16 2012, 03:57 PM
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Well duh.
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Aug 17 2012, 06:37 AM
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Have to make sure on these things.
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Aug 17 2012, 08:02 AM
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Wait, does this make Koda my daughter-in-law?
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Aug 17 2012, 11:48 AM
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It does!
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Wooooooooooo!
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