And thus Felix was born.
11:02:03 PM Lenore Mason
D8
11:02:05 PM Lenore Mason
BUT
11:02:07 PM Lenore Mason
BUT
11:02:08 PM Lenore Mason
BUT
11:02:21 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
yes
11:02:27 PM Dave
oh god ive been playing too much dnd
11:02:29 PM Lenore Mason
(I'm sorry, Koda :c)
11:02:36 PM Lenore Mason
BUT DAAAAAAAAVVVE
11:02:36 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
which means five of each in committed relationships, but not to each other
11:02:42 PM Jessi Summers
But of course, they wouldn't know what group their tape was from.
11:02:45 PM Dave
i saw "D8" and was about to ask what the check was for
11:02:46 PM Jessi Summers
Yes.
11:02:52 PM Jessi Summers
xD
11:02:52 PM Lenore Mason
...
11:02:56 PM Lenore Mason
wow
11:02:59 PM Lenore Mason
lol
11:03:02 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
yeah
11:03:11 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
aviana and i will be overseeing the process, but probably not watching the tapes ourselves
11:03:11 PM Dave
roll to determine whether or not i have sex with my own gf
11:03:17 PM Dave
rolled a 3
11:03:19 PM Lenore Mason
20
11:03:24 PM Lenore Mason
TWEEEENTTYYYY
11:03:25 PM Dave
snow, youre DM as of now, do i win
11:03:30 PM Lenore Mason
TWENTY
11:03:33 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
copies of the tapes may be copied and distributed with the permission of the tapees
11:03:38 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
hmmm
11:03:38 PM Lenore Mason
NATURAL
11:03:42 PM Lenore Mason
FUCKING
11:03:44 PM Lenore Mason
20
11:03:45 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
that's a pretty high bonus that lenore is giving you
11:03:52 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
pretty
11:03:53 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
fuckin
11:03:53 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
high
11:03:57 PM Dave
its pretty nice sex
11:03:59 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
i think you make it
11:04:03 PM Lenore Mason
FUCK YEAH IT IS
11:04:03 PM Jessi Summers
Sounds like you're having sex. I'm not the GM, though.
11:04:12 PM Lenore Mason
THUS
11:04:13 PM Lenore Mason
20
11:04:30 PM Dave
any word on whether or not its a critical hit?
11:04:32 PM Dave
xD
11:04:36 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
lenore, roll to confirm
11:04:39 PM Lenore Mason
...
11:04:41 PM Lenore Mason
...
11:04:42 PM Lenore Mason
...
11:04:44 PM Dave
IM DYING
11:04:50 PM Lenore Mason
TWENTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
11:04:53 PM Lenore Mason
8D
11:04:56 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
hmmm
11:05:01 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
roll one more time for me
11:05:07 PM Lenore Mason
...
11:05:08 PM Lenore Mason
...
11:05:09 PM Lenore Mason
...
11:05:09 PM Lenore Mason
...
11:05:12 PM Lenore Mason
...
11:05:13 PM Jessi Summers
(I think her die is rigged.)
11:05:31 PM Lenore Mason
20
11:05:33 PM Lenore Mason
20
11:05:35 PM Lenore Mason
20
11:05:40 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
i think so, yes
11:05:46 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
dave, make a fortitude save
11:05:49 PM Jessi Summers
This should be marked as cheating.
11:05:52 PM Lenore Mason
shush
11:05:58 PM Lenore Mason
Dave's just a lucky guy ;D
11:06:04 PM Dave
that would be a
11:06:08 PM Dave
20
11:06:08 PM Nyon
hi
11:06:10 PM Lenore Mason
and IM a lucky girl
11:06:11 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
hmmm
11:06:12 PM Lenore Mason
<3
11:06:12 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
20
11:06:13 PM Dave
crazy shit
11:06:13 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
i see
11:06:16 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
very interesting
11:06:17 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
well then
11:06:27 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
lenore did not just instantly kill you with her overvigorous sex
11:06:29 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
but you still take...
11:06:33 PM Jessi Summers
Hai Nyon.
11:06:41 PM Dave
nyon, snow is DMing lenore and i having sex
11:06:41 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
eleven points of damage
11:06:48 PM Dave
you have just started observing
11:06:49 PM Jessi Summers
xD
11:06:53 PM Koda
is pacing.
11:06:54 PM Nyon
I can't
11:06:56 PM Nyon
what
11:06:56 PM Nyon
I
11:06:57 PM Lenore Mason
THIS IS THE MIRACLE OF LIFE
11:07:04 PM Lenore Mason
WATCH CLOSELY, CHILDREN
11:07:12 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
also...
11:07:14 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
one moment...
11:07:17 PM Dave
its ok guys im a half-orc paladin, 11 damage doesnt even bloody me
11:07:25 PM Nyon
did you guys roll for initiative?
11:07:31 PM Lenore Mason
...
11:07:39 PM Dave
no, we kinda started mid-encounter
11:07:40 PM Lenore Mason
doesn't matter, TWENTY
11:07:44 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
dave, you're pregnant
11:07:45 PM Elisha Perkins
What are we talking about.
11:07:46 PM Lenore Mason
:O
11:07:48 PM Dave
;w;
11:07:52 PM Dave
FINALLY
11:07:59 PM Koda
DAVE IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?
11:08:03 PM Koda
CAN I BE A GOD PARENT?
11:08:14 PM Koda
I'M GOING TO START KNITTING BOOTIES.
11:08:16 PM Dave
i dont know, koda, i only just got pregnant 30 seconds ago
11:08:28 PM Dave
also i tihnk snow decides, he's GM
11:08:28 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
hmmm
11:08:42 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
let's see
11:08:52 PM Koda
IT'S OK I'LL KNIT YELLOW ONES
11:08:57 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
gender decided, but you don't know yet
11:09:01 PM Lenore Mason
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9300000/Happy-Dance-the-colbert-report-9352750-300-229.gif11:09:05 PM Jessi Summers
Roll to knit?
11:09:14 PM Lenore Mason
BABBIES
11:09:33 PM Koda
Huh? I refuse to roll
11:09:38 PM Koda
people get pregnant off that shit.
11:09:42 PM Lenore Mason
I'M SO PROUD
11:09:47 PM Jessi Summers
xD
11:09:51 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
only when lenore gets three twenties in a row on her sex check
11:10:04 PM Lenore Mason
I PROMISE I WILL BE THE BESTEST MOTHER EVER
11:10:07 PM Koda
(so why doesn't lenore get pregnant?)
11:10:08 PM Lenore Mason
ER
11:10:13 PM Dave
youre the dad, babe
11:10:14 PM Lenore Mason
FATHER(?)
11:10:20 PM Elisha Perkins
I am really confused now.
11:10:23 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
(don't ask, sex is a wonderful thing)
11:10:25 PM Koda
....I think she would still be the mother
11:10:28 PM Dave
im the one who has to give birth to this monstrosity
11:10:32 PM Lenore Mason
(yesss)
11:10:32 PM Koda
So?
11:10:38 PM Koda
Doesn't make you female.
11:10:38 PM Lenore Mason
I'm sorry, hon
11:10:44 PM Lenore Mason
I heard it's a real bitch
11:10:48 PM Dave
god, its gonna be like pushing a basketball through a garden hose
11:10:55 PM Lenore Mason
Yeeaaahhh
11:10:57 PM Jessi Summers
xD
11:11:06 PM Jessi Summers
ITS A MIRACLE
11:11:09 PM Lenore Mason
but maybe
11:11:13 PM Lenore Mason
if we roll
11:11:17 PM Lenore Mason
a TWENTY
11:11:27 PM Lenore Mason
you can just pop 'im out
11:11:38 PM Lenore Mason
or her >u>
11:11:40 PM Dave
i will still take MASSIVE, probably lethal damage
11:11:49 PM Koda
I think my kitty knows I'm in a bad mood, he keeps pacing with me
11:11:55 PM Lenore Mason
WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT
11:12:01 PM Lenore Mason
LETHAL?
11:12:08 PM Jessi Summers
That's kind of precious.
11:12:11 PM Dave
hp is 26
11:12:16 PM Dave
im at 15
11:12:19 PM Lenore Mason
FUCK NO
11:12:25 PM Lenore Mason
(d'awww kittyyyyy ;u;)
11:12:33 PM Lenore Mason
FUCK YOU TOO, SKYPE
11:12:46 PM Lenore Mason
edited: (d'awww kittyyyyy ;u; )
11:12:46 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
http://i.imgur.com/ctVal.png?1?371011:12:52 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
dave, you're going into labor
11:13:01 PM Lenore Mason
O:>
11:13:09 PM Lenore Mason
edited: O:
11:13:11 PM Elisha Perkins
is always here.
11:13:16 PM Dave
oh no
11:13:22 PM Dave
how bad is it doc
11:13:31 PM Lenore Mason
is biting her fingernails
11:13:33 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
aviana, you have the most points in heal
11:13:39 PM Jessi Summers
?
11:13:44 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
congratulations
11:13:47 PM Jessi Summers
I'm not even paying attention.
11:13:52 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
[11:12:51 PM] Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence: dave, you're going into labor <<<
11:13:59 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
[11:13:32 PM] Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence: aviana, you have the most points in heal <<<
11:14:01 PM Lenore Mason
can't watch
11:14:03 PM Dave
well you should be, youre the one whos gonna stop me from dying
11:14:08 PM Jessi Summers
I don't get it. xD
11:14:13 PM Jessi Summers
What am I doing here?
11:14:13 PM Lenore Mason
JESSI GODDAMMIT
11:14:14 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
aviana is the closest thing to a doctor in the skype chat
11:14:21 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
there is a man giving birth
11:14:23 PM Dave
and probly knit my dick back together when all is said and done
11:14:24 PM Koda
DELIVER THE BABY
11:14:29 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
deliver that baby
11:14:34 PM Jessi Summers
-delivers the baby-
11:14:38 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
roll for me
11:14:39 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
d20
11:14:39 PM Lenore Mason
flails dramatically
11:14:41 PM Dave
AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
11:14:43 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
wait
11:14:44 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
can you?
11:14:46 PM Jessi Summers
I don't have a die. xD
11:14:47 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
you're on a phone, right?
11:14:49 PM Jessi Summers
iPod.
11:14:51 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
hmmm
11:14:51 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
fuck
11:14:53 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
okay
11:14:56 PM Lenore Mason
20
11:14:57 PM Lenore Mason
20
11:14:57 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
koda, roll for her
11:14:57 PM Jessi Summers
:V
11:14:59 PM Dave
to lenore: YOU DID THIS TO ME
11:15:01 PM Lenore Mason
please, 20
11:15:05 PM Lenore Mason
I'M SORRY, BABY
11:15:13 PM Dave
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
11:15:14 PM Lenore Mason
I DIDN'T MEAN TO
11:15:29 PM Jessi Summers
Apologise to Dave, not the baby.
11:15:37 PM Dave
hahahahahaha
11:15:43 PM Lenore Mason
is crying and struggling to not laugh at the same time
11:15:47 PM Dave
whoops
11:15:51 PM Lenore Mason
(Jessi I love you)
11:15:54 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
hmm
11:15:56 PM Lenore Mason
(you are the greatest)
11:15:56 PM Dave
-OOC- hahahahahahahahahahaha
11:15:57 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
koda is unresponsive
11:15:58 PM Jessi Summers
(<3)
11:16:07 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
SOMEONE NEEDS TO ROLL FOR JESSI AND IT CAN'T BE LENORE OR DAVE
11:16:11 PM Jessi Summers
SOMEONE ROLL
11:16:13 PM Shadow
ROLL FOR WHAT?
11:16:18 PM Koda
18
11:16:19 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
SHE'S DELIVERING THE BABY
11:16:23 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
oh, there we go
11:16:25 PM Jessi Summers
18
11:16:30 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
18+6 = 24
11:16:30 PM Jessi Summers
THATS PRETTEH GOOD
11:16:33 PM Lenore Mason
stares intently
11:16:34 PM Shadow
WHAT DID I MISS?
11:16:37 PM Dave
IM HAVING A BABY SHADOW WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
11:16:40 PM Lenore Mason
BABBIES
11:16:41 PM Shadow
WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!
11:16:41 PM Koda
DAVE IS HAVING A BABY
11:16:46 PM Lenore Mason
I DID IT
11:16:47 PM Shadow
...WAT
11:16:48 PM Lenore Mason
IT WAS ME
11:16:58 PM Shadow
I DONT EVEN-
11:16:59 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
dave, you take...
11:17:05 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
four points of lethal damage
11:17:08 PM Koda
I got 8
11:17:11 PM Dave
blehh
11:17:14 PM Jessi Summers
SNOW HOW'S HE DOING
11:17:15 PM Dave
-dead-
11:17:15 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
and you now have a son
11:17:18 PM Lenore Mason
D:
11:17:21 PM Lenore Mason
D8
11:17:23 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
you aren't dead, dave
11:17:27 PM Jessi Summers
Roll to heal?
11:17:28 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
you had like fifteen health
11:17:30 PM Dave
oh, ok
11:17:31 PM Lenore Mason
Oh, good
11:17:32 PM Dave
right
11:17:38 PM Koda
34
11:17:43 PM Lenore Mason
wipes the sweat off her forehead
11:17:47 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
34?
11:17:50 PM Jessi Summers
34 what?
11:17:52 PM Koda
I got 34
11:17:54 PM Jessi Summers
Oh. xad
11:17:54 PM Koda
:D
11:17:56 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
roll 1-20
11:17:57 PM Jessi Summers
*xD
11:18:00 PM Koda
NO
11:18:02 PM Koda
I REFUSE
11:18:08 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
okay
11:18:08 PM Jessi Summers
Hahahahaha.
11:18:09 PM Koda
TO RESTRICT MYSELF
11:18:14 PM Jessi Summers
Snow I'm just a really good healer.
11:18:18 PM Lenore Mason
Oh goodness
11:18:21 PM Dave
im gonna die koda
11:18:30 PM Lenore Mason
DONT LET THIS HAPPEN
11:18:32 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
well, if i subtracted twenty to make it the equivelant of 1-20
11:18:35 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
that'd still be 14
11:18:36 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
which goes up to 20
11:18:38 PM Koda
10
11:18:39 PM Lenore Mason
KODA, I SWEAR IF YOU LET HIM DIE
11:18:42 PM Dave
im gonna bleed to death through the mangled remains of my penis
11:18:43 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
dave, you're going to be in the hospital for a bit
11:18:47 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
but you're gonna be all right
11:18:50 PM Lenore Mason
;u;
11:18:52 PM Jessi Summers
:3
11:18:58 PM Koda
But it's a boy
11:18:58 PM Dave
I DUB THE BOY
11:18:58 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
you now have a baby boy
11:19:03 PM Dave
TUPAC
11:19:07 PM Lenore Mason
noooooooooooooooo
11:19:08 PM Koda
so I can knit blue booties
11:19:08 PM Jessi Summers
xD
11:19:09 PM Lenore Mason
no
11:19:10 PM Lenore Mason
no
11:19:11 PM Lenore Mason
no
11:19:11 PM Lenore Mason
no
11:19:12 PM Lenore Mason
no
11:19:13 PM Lenore Mason
no
11:19:13 PM Lenore Mason
no
11:19:14 PM Lenore Mason
no
11:19:15 PM Lenore Mason
no
11:19:16 PM Lenore Mason
no
11:19:19 PM Koda
I think that's a no
11:19:20 PM Lenore Mason
whyyyyy
11:19:21 PM Jessi Summers
The father disagrees.
11:19:26 PM Lenore Mason
WHYYYYYY
11:19:31 PM Lenore Mason
DAVE, NO
11:19:34 PM Lenore Mason
WHAT ARE U DOIN
11:19:35 PM Dave
see babe, THIS right here, is why we need birth control
11:19:36 PM Koda
I generate a 4 to that name
11:19:38 PM Lenore Mason
TO R BB??
11:19:48 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
hmm
11:19:54 PM Lenore Mason
True facts, hon
11:20:27 PM Lenore Mason
Because I will delay baby Tupac as long as possible
11:20:28 PM Jessi Summers
Lenore, what would you name him?
11:20:37 PM Lenore Mason
Felix Bartholomew
11:20:38 PM Lenore Mason
:3
11:20:46 PM Lenore Mason
My mom was gonna name me that if I was a boy
11:20:51 PM Jessi Summers
Roll for Felix?
11:20:59 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
nah, this isn't a check
11:21:08 PM Dave
dude if we ever have kids i swear to god i will name a boy felix
11:21:10 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
this is lenore and dave hashing stuff out
11:21:14 PM Lenore Mason
c:
11:21:17 PM Jessi Summers
Okay.
11:21:17 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
okay
11:21:19 PM Lenore Mason
Yayyyyyyyy
11:21:21 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
that sounds like a solid vote for felix
11:21:27 PM Jessi Summers
THE CHILD IS FELIX.
11:21:34 PM Elisha Perkins
This whole situation is
http://benisawesome.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/pants-on-head-retarded-500x400.jpg11:21:38 PM Lenore Mason
does a dance and glomps Dave
11:21:50 PM Jessi Summers
Lenore he's still sore.
11:21:55 PM Jessi Summers
Go easy on him.
11:21:57 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
now, with that, i'm going to go to bed
11:22:00 PM Lenore Mason
OH SHIT I'm sorry, babe!!
11:22:03 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
i hope this was a good session for everyone
11:22:06 PM Jessi Summers
Night Snow!
11:22:09 PM Lenore Mason
'night Snow
11:22:14 PM Dave
welp, off to go figure out if i can ever get my dick into a functional state and shape again
11:22:15 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
everyone gets 200 experience except dave, who gets 400
11:22:20 PM Dave
it was, snow
11:22:22 PM Lenore Mason
Thanks for overseeing this whole thing
11:22:31 PM Jessi Summers
^_^
11:22:32 PM Dave
this is why we need to dnd in here
11:22:37 PM Lenore Mason
haha
11:22:39 PM Dave
what just happened
11:22:48 PM Lenore Mason
I might actually get into it :3
11:22:57 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
dave got an extra two hundred for having a baby through his penis
11:23:00 PM Snow "No Kill Like Overkill" Silence
that shit's impossible
11:23:08 PM Lenore Mason
x)
11:23:23 PM Lenore Mason
And now, I need to sleep
11:23:25 PM Lenore Mason
because class
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