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The Tome of Chronicles; Scumhunt's Greatest Moments
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*Nyon*	Feb 2 2012, 09:07 PM Post #1
Soon. Posts: 1,277 Group: Respected Host Member #24 Joined: Aug 3, 2011 Skype: nyonlite	Hello there. If you don't recognize me, I'm your friendly neighbourhood Wooper farmer, Nyon. I also double as this place's chronicler of events. It seems you have stumbled upon the Tome of Chronicles! This is where the history of Scumhunt comes alive. It's pretty empty now, but that's why I've created this thread! All of you can feel free to post the best interactions with others that you can find! This is where we post the funniest and most memorable quotes, moments, and PMs. Just be sure that we keep this thread in a positive light. If someone doesn't want you to post something in here, then just take it down. That being said, Quote: [9:28:16 PM] Omanyte: I was like NYON LET'S MAKE A VN. [9:28:19 PM] Nyon: aaaaaaaand back [9:28:24 PM] Omanyte: timing [9:28:29 PM] Omanyte: you are beautiful [9:28:29 PM] Nyon: aaaaaaaand gone



Aviana	Feb 2 2012, 09:13 PM Post #2
Replay Official Posts: 14,366 Group: Admod Member #37 Joined: Sep 11, 2011 Discord: Jessi Summers#0577 Gender: Female	Some selections from the Skype thread... LordQ Oct 15 2011, 02:31 AM [8:30:23 PM] LordQ: DID YOU FUCK HER YET? [8:30:25 PM] Enko: i'll do it tomorrow :V Indeed. Syrassil Oct 15 2011, 03:49 PM Right. So this is what happens when we talk about The Legend Of Zelda: [0:47:31] Matthieu Royer: Also aaaaagh ice puzzles >:U [0:47:31] Matthieu Royer: A warm-up for the dungeon I'm about to enter, I suppose. [0:47:46] Jessi Summers: >ice puzzles >warm-up >my face [0:47:53] The Tin Man: Pfffft. [0:47:55] Syrassil: Hahahaha. [0:48:01] Matthieu Royer: :V That was completely unintentional. [0:48:05] Jessi Summers: Oh, puns. :'D [0:48:10] Jessi Summers: That's the best, Matthieu. SnowRemnant Oct 19 2011, 05:53 PM Aviana Nov 28 2011, 06:15 PM 8:10:21 PM bloodrayne03 Are you implying crab cakes AREN'T sex? .........oh gosh. Aviana Nov 30 2011, 04:42 PM 6:41:57 PM DannyTurtle I'd date a tree if it had a nice smile The things that happen in Truth or Dare.



Aviana	Feb 3 2012, 09:12 AM Post #3
Replay Official Posts: 14,366 Group: Admod Member #37 Joined: Sep 11, 2011 Discord: Jessi Summers#0577 Gender: Female	Quote: Dave McWilliams 11:10 AM Mike: you know it's a date when she touches your hand and you get a raging boner 11:11 AM Dave: real talk.



Zephyr	Feb 3 2012, 01:32 PM Post #4
God of Detective Work, Amateur Scientist Posts: 896 Group: Admod Member #1 Joined: Jul 11, 2011	You know it's a date when she touches your penis and you get a raging boner.



Ship King	Feb 19 2012, 02:18 PM Post #5
I only sexually harass you! Posts: 105 Group: Un-Mod Member #61 Joined: Nov 20, 2011	for all anyone knows I'm getting laid off and doing jack all to get my life in order because I'm litterally fucked in the asshole with all these problems [4:13:09 PM] Methodius Thatch: or, I could be jerking off and playing starcraft all day long [4:13:12 PM] Methodius Thatch: it doesn't matter [4:13:18 PM] Methodius Thatch: feelings [4:13:36 PM] Methodius Thatch: should stay mutual and positvie in situations where you cannot physically resolve anything [4:14:04 PM] Methodius Thatch: is there is no physical resovlemnt then no one wins [4:14:18 PM] Methodius Thatch: and everyones mad over a name and profile picture [4:14:30 PM] Methodius Thatch: of someone who may or maynot have their own problems to deal with [4:14:39 PM] Methodius Thatch: or bear the wiehgt of others [4:14:57 PM] Methodius Thatch: that's all I have to say



*Nyon*	Feb 23 2012, 01:56 AM Post #6
Soon. Posts: 1,277 Group: Respected Host Member #24 Joined: Aug 3, 2011 Skype: nyonlite	Talon having to unseduce and reseduce Aviana [12:40:51 AM] Talon: Well... hey there stranger. [12:40:57 AM] Jessi: Hey. [12:41:01 AM] Iяis Fikana Si Ret (Scout): xD [12:41:10 AM] Omastar: oh my [12:41:16 AM] Nyon: /popcorn [12:41:22 AM] Talon: Come around here often? And by here I mean... "beautiful." [12:41:30 AM] Iяis Fikana Si Ret (Scout): That was terrible. [12:41:34 AM] Omastar: "Look into my eyes" [12:41:40 AM] Jessi: That doesn't make sense. [12:41:41 AM] Nyon: that doesn't even make sense [12:41:45 AM] -weeper: Yeah. That. [12:41:47 AM] Omastar: ^ [12:41:58 AM] -weeper: I think you're failing at reseducing her. [12:42:09 AM] Nyon: I think this is the unseducing stage [12:42:11 AM] Talon: (None of you guys appreciate broken logic jokes. Yeesh) [12:42:21 AM] Omastar: Seduction Hit Points: -1 [12:42:30 AM] Nyon: XD [12:42:34 AM] Jessi: On 2/23/12, at 12:42 AM, Nyon wrote: > I think this is the unseducing stage Nyoooooon. [12:42:37 AM] Jessi: Yes. [12:42:37 AM] Talon: I'm gonna roll with what Nyon said. [12:42:40 AM] Jessi: Yes yes yes. [12:42:40 AM] -weeper: Oh. If it's still that stage, then it's okay. He's doing well. [12:43:06 AM] Talon: Hey baby, is your daddy a thief? Because that's totally my Taurus you have parked outside. [12:43:19 AM] Jessi: I don't have a Taurus. .__. [12:43:21 AM \| Edited 12:43:31 AM] Omastar: Oh Talon show us how manly you are. And by that I mean be as corny as possible. [12:43:42 AM] Nyon: Nyon is laughing way too hard right now. [12:43:50 AM] Jessi: Jessi is in the same boat. [12:44:02 AM] Talon: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put "I" and "double-u" together... twice. [12:44:18 AM] Nyon: that only works with twins [12:44:19 AM] Jessi: Oh gosh what even. xD [12:44:30 AM] Jessi: Oh gosh Nyon you're wonderful. [12:44:51 AM] Talon: That's two times. [12:44:52 AM] Omastar: :V Nyon's SWAG Points: +1 [12:44:59 AM] Nyon: http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/statler_waldorf.jpg [12:45:01 AM] Jessi : Nyon has all the swag points. [12:45:16 AM] Talon: Talon Jennings cracks knuckles. [12:45:30 AM] Omastar: BE A MAN. [12:45:34 AM] Talon: Okay, now that she's unseduced- the real seduction may begin. [12:45:39 AM] Omastar: SHOW US YOUR RAGING CORNYNESS [12:45:39 AM] Iяis Fikana Si Ret (Scout): Oh snap. [12:45:40 AM] Jessi : Oh gosh don't make me go all Mulan over here. [12:46:00 AM] Omastar: BE LIKE THE BURNING FIRE (OF PASSION) [12:46:03 AM] Nyon: [12:45 AM] Omastar: <<< BE A MAN. YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A CORSEING RIVER [12:46:08 AM] Jessi : BE A MAN [12:46:14 AM] Jessi : WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON [12:46:20 AM] Jessi : BE A MAN [12:46:25 AM] Jessi : WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE [12:46:27 AM] Odo: TEst. [12:46:28 AM] Jessi : MYSTERIOUS AS [12:46:29 AM] Odo: AHA. [12:46:30 AM] Iяis Fikana Si Ret (Scout): Hi Odo. [12:46:32 AM] Jessi : THE DARK SIDE OF [12:46:34 AM] Jessi : THE MOOOOOOOOOON



Aviana	Feb 23 2012, 11:53 AM Post #7
Replay Official Posts: 14,366 Group: Admod Member #37 Joined: Sep 11, 2011 Discord: Jessi Summers#0577 Gender: Female	And then there was karaoke night. And me hurting myself from laughing after staying up way too late. Also. Really, this whole game was hilarious to watch, but this post makes me crack up every time. Edited by Aviana, Feb 23 2012, 11:54 AM.



*Nyon*	Feb 23 2012, 01:32 PM Post #8
Soon. Posts: 1,277 Group: Respected Host Member #24 Joined: Aug 3, 2011 Skype: nyonlite	Somehow I knew that would get in here eventually.



Aviana	Feb 27 2012, 07:28 PM Post #9
Replay Official Posts: 14,366 Group: Admod Member #37 Joined: Sep 11, 2011 Discord: Jessi Summers#0577 Gender: Female	tkallab finds things amusing.



Aviana	Mar 21 2012, 01:17 AM Post #10
Replay Official Posts: 14,366 Group: Admod Member #37 Joined: Sep 11, 2011 Discord: Jessi Summers#0577 Gender: Female	Late night Skyping Dobby/Duckbert 4:15 AM But I am a god of internet communication. 4:15 AM I through my hook out and reel in 6 fish. 4:16 AM The internet is my domain. bloodrayne03 4:16 AM How the hell do you through your hook? Dobby/Duckbert 4:16 AM ...



LordQ	Mar 26 2012, 09:41 PM Post #11
Warrior through time Posts: 1,277 Group: Un-Mod Member #3 Joined: Jul 11, 2011 Skype: lord..q	:3 [3:37:50 PM] Taofiq: SCREW IT. [3:37:52 PM] Taofiq: LINK ME IT> [3:37:56 PM] Gregory Frassmann: YES [3:37:59 PM] Gregory Frassmann: http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/topic/8666237/1/#new [3:38:04 PM] Taofiq: Oh, I'm not going to read it. :3 [3:38:06 PM] Gregory Frassmann: ............. [3:38:12 PM] Taofiq: I just wanted to troll you. :3 [3:38:15 PM] Gregory Frassmann: ......................... [3:38:31 PM] Gregory Frassmann: >:\______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________/ [3:38:55 PM] Taofiq: :y [3:39:23 PM] Taofiq: Definitely going on the thread. Aah trollin's fun. Edited by LordQ, Mar 26 2012, 09:41 PM.



*Nyon*	Apr 12 2012, 02:31 PM Post #12
Soon. Posts: 1,277 Group: Respected Host Member #24 Joined: Aug 3, 2011 Skype: nyonlite	Aviana doesn't get jokes. 5:16:19 PM Jessi Summers =P 5:16:26 PM bloodrayne03 =P 5:16:36 PM Jessi Summers =PPP 5:16:50 PM bloodrayne03 =PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP 5:17:12 PM Jessi Summers That is a lot of tongues. 5:17:15 PM bloodrayne03 It's funny how if you look at that, the P looks more and more lowercase as you go down. 5:17:31 PM Jessi Summers I didn't even know you had that many mouths, geez. 5:18:28 PM bloodrayne03 I am obviously Yogg-Saron, The Beast with a Thousand Maws. 5:15:42 PM me This seems like an opportunity for a very dirty Red Riding Hood joke. 5:19:06 PM Jessi Summers Don't make me go count your tongues. 5:16:08 PM me "My what a plentitude of tongues you have!" 5:19:26 PM bloodrayne03 "Why, the better to eat you with, Dearie!" 5:19:27 PM Jessi Summers Ahahahahaha. 5:19:35 PM Jessi Summers Excellent, Nyon. 5:16:35 PM me taste? 5:16:48 PM me taste would be better 5:19:56 PM bloodrayne03 Nope. Think a little harder. 5:19:58 PM Jessi Summers Indeed. 5:17:03 PM me :V 5:20:07 PM Jessi Summers .... :? 5:17:07 PM me well there's that too 5:20:20 PM Jessi Summers Wait what? 5:17:20 PM me missing a word I think but kay 5:20:29 PM Jessi Summers Naïveté kicking in. 5:20:43 PM bloodrayne03 That how we get it to run past the censors, Nyon. 5:20:50 PM bloodrayne03 edited: That's how we get it to run past the censors, Nyon. 5:21:02 PM Jessi Summers ?.? 5:18:10 PM me gettingshitpassedthecensors.avi 5:21:15 PM bloodrayne03 It'll be like Animaniacs, where the adults are all snickering at a joke while Aviana is confused. 5:21:32 PM Jessi Summers I can't censor anything right now. 5:21:39 PM Jessi Summers (Not that I ever do.) 5:18:47 PM me well 5:18:52 PM me it's not that you'd censor them 5:21:57 PM bloodrayne03 (Liar. You delete my posts all the time.) 5:18:59 PM me it's just that we would be discovered 5:19:07 PM me :v 5:22:14 PM Jessi Summers (Only when they're obnoxiously long.) 5:19:14 PM me and possibly called out on it 5:22:20 PM bloodrayne03 (Not even.) 5:22:25 PM Jessi Summers Nah, go for it. 5:19:29 PM me ALSO 5:22:30 PM Jessi Summers (Oh?) 5:19:33 PM me my poor poor cousin 5:22:44 PM bloodrayne03 Qua? 5:22:52 PM Jessi Summers What happened to your cousin? 5:20:02 PM me he tried to use an expression, but mixed it up with a different expression 5:23:09 PM Jessi Summers Also I still want someone to explain the joke to me eventually. 5:23:15 PM Jessi Summers .....uh oh. 5:20:27 PM me it is why I never use the expression "chew out" 5:20:31 PM me I 5:20:39 PM me am afraid of mixing the two up 5:23:49 PM Jessi Summers How did he misuse it? :I 5:20:51 PM me like he did 5:20:57 PM me he didn't say Chew 5:21:07 PM me but meant chew 5:24:14 PM Jessi Summers He said...? 5:21:28 PM me :V 5:24:41 PM bloodrayne03 Lol. 5:24:49 PM Jessi Summers ?.? 5:25:11 PM bloodrayne03 I like how this is all soaring right above Aviana's head. 5:22:17 PM me I know right 5:25:22 PM Jessi Summers Taste out? 5:22:28 PM me we are such cunning linguists. 5:25:29 PM bloodrayne03 Let's just say he wasn't such a cunning linguist after all. 5:22:32 PM me HAHAHAHAHA 5:25:35 PM Jessi Summers But I don't get that either. 5:25:39 PM bloodrayne03 o/ 5:25:47 PM Jessi Summers I'M SO LOST. 5:22:46 PM me o/*\o 5:22:52 PM me FUCKING BRILLIANT 5:26:00 PM Jessi Summers YOU GUYS ARE JERKS. I SHOULD BAN YOU. :'( 5:26:15 PM bloodrayne03 THEN YOU'LL NEVER GET THE JOKE. 5:26:25 PM Jessi Summers >:/ 5:23:25 PM me oh man 5:26:30 PM Jessi Summers -sulks-



KenjiYoi	Apr 12 2012, 04:21 PM Post #13
Detective Posts: 318 Group: Un-Mod Member #64 Joined: Dec 21, 2011	Wow... Did anyone ever explain the joke to her... Because if not I'd be more than happy to...



Aviana	Apr 12 2012, 04:25 PM Post #14
Replay Official Posts: 14,366 Group: Admod Member #37 Joined: Sep 11, 2011 Discord: Jessi Summers#0577 Gender: Female	Nope, no one explained.



*Nyon*	Apr 12 2012, 04:29 PM Post #15
Soon. Posts: 1,277 Group: Respected Host Member #24 Joined: Aug 3, 2011 Skype: nyonlite	KenjiYoi Apr 12 2012, 04:21 PM Wow... Did anyone ever explain the joke to her... Because if not I'd be more than happy to... Aviana Apr 12 2012, 04:25 PM Nope, no one explained. IT KEEPS HAPPENING AND IT'S STILL FUNNY AVIANA YOU POOR SOUL



KenjiYoi	Apr 12 2012, 04:36 PM Post #16
Detective Posts: 318 Group: Un-Mod Member #64 Joined: Dec 21, 2011	I sent a PM explaining it... Nyon, I'm sorry to say that her naïveté to that joke is about to end...



*Nyon*	Apr 12 2012, 04:37 PM Post #17
Soon. Posts: 1,277 Group: Respected Host Member #24 Joined: Aug 3, 2011 Skype: nyonlite	Oh you were actually serious. Awwwwwwww.



KenjiYoi	Apr 12 2012, 04:39 PM Post #18
Detective Posts: 318 Group: Un-Mod Member #64 Joined: Dec 21, 2011	I'll admit that part of me finds it funny when I see the reactions to jokes like that from a naive person who it went over the head of until explained...



*Nyon*	Apr 12 2012, 04:43 PM Post #19
Soon. Posts: 1,277 Group: Respected Host Member #24 Joined: Aug 3, 2011 Skype: nyonlite	It was more the fact that your trademark ellipses insinuated an alternative way of teaching Avia- /shot



KenjiYoi	Apr 12 2012, 04:54 PM Post #20
Detective Posts: 318 Group: Un-Mod Member #64 Joined: Dec 21, 2011	....(just realized that) HAHAHAHA! Oh my god, that's just awesome, along with Aviana's response to the PM, it has made my day.



Aviana	Mar 22 2013, 08:12 AM Post #21
Replay Official Posts: 14,366 Group: Admod Member #37 Joined: Sep 11, 2011 Discord: Jessi Summers#0577 Gender: Female	I'm not sure why I thought rereading this at work was a good idea, I'm having to work so hard to not laugh. Some selections from the Skype thread. Actually upon further consideration I'll just do one. Aviana Feb 21 2013, 08:24 AM [20/02/2013 23:49:50] Corie (The Purple Duck): Nyon, I promise not to tell you I love you this time. [20/02/2013 23:49:57] Nyon: my girlfriend does that and I hate it Edited by Aviana, Mar 22 2013, 08:37 AM.



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