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Announce Thine Intentions; Say hi here new people! And say bye here leaving people :(
Topic Started: Aug 3 2011, 09:24 AM (19,843 Views)
Odothegreat
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Welcome KenjiYoi. I hope you enjoy playing here!
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Nix Machina
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Dreams of machine-men and trees and rivers...
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Welcome! Good luck and have fun!
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AgreeableChap
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>why the fuck not

You have the best reasoning, dude. Welcome, and good to have you!
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KenjiYoi
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Thanks for the warm welcome, and yes Dave, that reasoning can explain anything... Which is why I stole it off that guy I was reading the posts of a while back... In case you haven't noticed I tend to be highly cynical and sarcastic with my attempts at humor, but meh?
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Aviana
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Well, we're glad to have you! ^__^ Oh gosh that banner really needs updating. ;__; Hope you have fun here!
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Zephyr
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Fixed the title.

>_>

<_<
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Aviana
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Zephyr, you're awesome.
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TalonJay
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...oh by the way Jessi and I are dating.

TalonJay x Aviana everybody... TalonJay x Aviana!
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Aviana
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TalonJay
Dec 24 2011, 10:23 AM
...oh by the way Jessi and I are dating.

TalonJay x Aviana everybody... TalonJay x Aviana!
:love:
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Aviana
Dec 24 2011, 10:24 AM
TalonJay
Dec 24 2011, 10:23 AM
...oh by the way Jessi and I are dating.

TalonJay x Aviana everybody... TalonJay x Aviana!
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Nyon
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Well that made Jessi's actions in the Reindeer games make a bit more sense!

:pac:

Best of luck to you's!
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AgreeableChap
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I didn't know you guys lived anywhere near close enough to eachother to be dating. Either way, cool!just don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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Nix Machina
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I don't think it's possible for them to be further away from each other and still be in the United States.

Regardless, best of luck to both of you.
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Seagully
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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Scumhunt
Not a villager stirring, not even a cop.
The mafia were hung on the gallows with care,
In hopes that Lord Zephyr soon would be there.


The vanillas were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of victory danced in their heads.
And Granny with her shotgun, and I with my magnum,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's hunt.


When out in the village there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the desk to see what was the matter.
I ran to the window, it seeming quite dire,
Took out my gun and got ready to fire.


The torches leftover from yesterday's lynch
Lit up the outdoors, lit up every inch.
When, what do my sharp eyes happen to encounter
But a small winter storm, and a man in the center.


What a handsome young devil, although such a blur,
I knew in a moment it was our good Lord Zephyr.
More rapid than eagles his servants they came,
And he whistled, and shouter, and called them by name!


"Now, Syrassil! Now, Talon! Now, Aviana and Snow!
On, bloodrayne! On, Sylvie! On, on Maroon and Nyon!
To the top of the village! To the top of the gallows!
Now lynch away! Lynch away! Lynch away all!"


As a suspected maf hangs from the gallows,
Zephyr floats in the air, and everyone follows.
So off to the town square all the apostles they flew
With a cyclone of pitchforks, and Lord Zephyr too.


And then, in a twinkling, I heard in the town
The screams and the yells as the mafia drown.
I heard a loud noise, and turned around quick,
In through the door came Lord Zephyr with a kick.


He was dressed in a tux, and he looked like a stud,
And his clothes were all red and dripping with blood.
He carried a sack, in which corpses were stored,
And he looked like a murderer, just drawing his sword.


His smile, how frightening! His sword how stained!
He laughed maniacally, as he had me restrained!
His droll little mouth was drawn up in a cackle,
And he taunted me so, as he tightened my shackle.


The hilt of his sword he held tight in his hand,
And the blood on the blade it was but a brand.
He had conquered the mafia, for he was so strong,
It had gone to his head, he was actually wrong!


I begged and I pleaded and swore I was not scum,
And he glared at me menacingly, it made me succumb.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon made my body fill with nothing but dread.


He spoke not a word, but went straight to work,
And cut off my arm, then turned with a jerk.
And seeing the killer looking quite hearty,
And then he remembered, there was a third party!


Quite surprised and frightened, he ran for the door,
But it was too late, he was knocked on the floor.
And in his last breath, as he was dragged out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

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Aviana
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Nyon
Dec 24 2011, 02:49 PM
Well that made Jessi's actions in the Reindeer games make a bit more sense!

:pac:

Best of luck to you's!

Yeah, that was originally going to be a segue into the announcement, but then things went funny towards the end. Thanks. :content:
Just Dave
Dec 24 2011, 03:18 PM
I didn't know you guys lived anywhere near close enough to eachother to be dating. Either way, cool!just don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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Uh.....
SnowRemnant
Dec 24 2011, 03:29 PM
I don't think it's possible for them to be further away from each other and still be in the United States.

Regardless, best of luck to both of you.

....yeah, that. I mean, he could live in Alaska, I suppose, but other than that. And thanks. :content:
Ducky
Dec 24 2011, 05:40 PM
In other words, I'm back, bitches! Will be joining games right after Christmas and such. Also, when did this TalonxAviana stuff happen? Grats you two!
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I chopped the poem out, but that was kind of awesome, Ducky. And welcome back! And two weeks ago come Tuesday. :love:
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Nix Machina
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DUCKY IS BACK. THIS IS GLORIOUS.

It's about damn time. Glad to have you back.
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bloodrayne03
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Welcome back, Ducky. Nice poem, as well.
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AgreeableChap
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Aviana
Dec 24 2011, 06:34 PM
Just Dave
Dec 24 2011, 03:18 PM
I didn't know you guys lived anywhere near close enough to eachother to be dating. Either way, cool!just don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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Uh.....
Pfffffffffft, you know I'm just messing around. But yeah, crazy cool stuff, guys!
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Seagully
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Next on my list is Christmas carols for us to sing together when I finally have internet and get back in the Skype call.

@Jessi
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TalonJay
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Well the other distance option is Maine and Hawaii, but who wants to live in Maine? All kidding aside, I now have an amazing girl, even if we haven't figured out the logistics yet. Mine.

Welcome back Ducky! Good to have you.

A final aside for Ducky
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AgreeableChap
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TalonJay
Dec 25 2011, 12:16 AM
Well the other distance option is Maine and Hawaii, but who wants to live in Maine? All kidding aside, I now have an amazing girl, even if we haven't figured out the logistics yet. Mine.
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Congrats to both of you :grin:

And a merry Christmas and a happy new year to erryone!

On a semi-related note, I may be visiting my Dad's family in Scotland for Hogmanay this year (at least I hope so.) If I am, I'll be gone for some time, maybe up to a week.

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Odothegreat
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Wow. So I got killed by love in a mafia game. I guess that's par for the course of strangeness in my life. Oh right, I should be happy for the both of you. Right. That is the social thing to do. Got it. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU! Next time, can I not die? Also, Merry Christmas one and all! I may be on/off for the next few days as I will be skiing.
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TalonJay
Dec 25 2011, 12:16 AM
Well the other distance option is Maine and Hawaii, but who wants to live in Maine? All kidding aside, I now have an amazing girl, even if we haven't figured out the logistics yet.

A final aside for Ducky
Hee. :love:

And, Odo, sorry about that. That, uh, was actually supposed to change, but.... >__>
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Odothegreat
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But you two were too busy looking at each other across the sleigh yard and forgot about poor little Olive. :frown:

Seriously though, congrats! :grin:
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Nyon
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I really should have seen it coming though.

I mean, Aviana was using her action to kiss Talon almost every phase.

(And she was pretty graphic with her descriptions some nights.)
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Aviana
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Whoa, whoa, what?
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Odothegreat
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Nyon, can we see an examples of these descriptions?
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PSN Strykr
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Yes, Nyon. DO EXPLAIN.

And, on-topic, welcome back Ducky!
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Innocent Suspicious Kid
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Nyon showed me all of those descriptions, guys. I can see why you'd want a piece of that softcore reindeer action.

On a not Taviona note. GUESS WHO'S BACK YO. Here's a hint: It's not Captain America or Snow's Dignity!

Still squawked? It begins with I and ends in d and isn't the Iliad or the first half of Iodine. Or. Uhm. Irksome Swedish Triad.

Get it? It's a mafia joke.

But anyway. Me. The punchline's me. Yeah, I know. I'd prefer the first half of iodine too.

Not really joining games until the goose explosion but I'll be back on Skype and stuff. Looking forward to meeting a lot of you newer members!

Especially you, new kid who steals my I'm Aviana's mum jokes. Seriously. I will find you.
Edited by Innocent Suspicious Kid, Dec 27 2011, 09:27 PM.
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