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LetterSequence	May 22 2015, 06:21 PM Post #361
She wants the D Posts: 2,287 Group: Banned Member #113 Joined: Apr 5, 2013 Skype: LetterSequence	[9:16:27 PM] Jessi Summers: Anyone wanna see my pussy [9:16:46 PM] Letter: how can i say no [9:16:49 PM] Letter: like this [9:16:50 PM] Letter: no [9:17:04 PM] Jessi Summers: Too bad you get it anyway. [Note: Jessi posted a picture of her vagina in the chat then quickly deleted it, we ignored this and pretended it was a real cat] [9:17:15 PM] Letter: i respect your rebelliousness [9:17:22 PM] Jessi Summers: Good. [9:17:31 PM] Jessi Summers: (Also look at that sleepy face.) [9:17:53 PM] Letter: i'm not a cat expert so here is my comment on that picture [9:17:58 PM] Letter: "that is certainly a cat" [9:18:16 PM] Jessi Summers: Good identification. [9:18:31 PM] Letter: i studied for years [9:18:44 PM] Jessi Summers: All for this moment [9:18:50 PM] Jessi Summers: and you did it! [9:19:11 PM] Jessi Summers: Here's the real question: Now what? [9:19:14 PM] T to the K: fuck it [9:19:16 PM] T to the K: OH [9:19:29 PM] T to the K: THAT WAS IN REACTION TO MY INABILITY TO LOOK AT THE PHOTO [9:19:33 PM] T to the K: I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK THE CAT [9:19:40 PM] Jessi Summers: Hahahahahahahaha [9:19:49 PM] Jessi Summers: Oh my god Tk that timing. Edited by LetterSequence, May 22 2015, 06:22 PM.



LetterSequence	May 27 2015, 05:33 PM Post #362
She wants the D Posts: 2,287 Group: Banned Member #113 Joined: Apr 5, 2013 Skype: LetterSequence	[8:00:39 PM] PSN Strykr: https://40.media.tumblr.com/8dc035ba53ff8a331b3f4e8eed3cdbe9/tumblr_novurpN7Oa1u9127so1_540.png [8:01:01 PM] DannyTurtle: Oh man. [8:01:02 PM] DannyTurtle: Tough choice. [8:01:15 PM] PSN Strykr: i'm gonna have to go with the lion [8:01:37 PM] DannyTurtle: I dunno the upside down one has the advantage I think. [8:01:49 PM] PSN Strykr: way to ruin the joke [8:01:58 PM] PSN Strykr: you're meant to say "they're both lions" [8:02:01 PM] PSN Strykr: and then I reply with "yeah" [8:02:12 PM] DannyTurtle: One is labeled as lion though. [8:02:16 PM] PSN Strykr: oh [8:02:29 PM] PSN Strykr: okay let's try this from the top [8:02:30 PM] PSN Strykr: https://40.media.tumblr.com/8dc035ba53ff8a331b3f4e8eed3cdbe9/tumblr_novurpN7Oa1u9127so1_540.png [8:02:47 PM] DannyTurtle: Oh man. Tough choice. [8:02:56 PM] PSN Strykr: i'm gonna have to go with the lion [8:02:57 PM] PSN Strykr: wait fuck [8:03:00 PM] DannyTurtle: NICE [8:03:06 PM] PSN Strykr: okay one more time [8:03:09 PM] PSN Strykr: https://40.media.tumblr.com/8dc035ba53ff8a331b3f4e8eed3cdbe9/tumblr_novurpN7Oa1u9127so1_540.png [8:03:31 PM] DannyTurtle: Oh man. Tough choice. [8:03:42 PM] PSN Strykr: they're both lions [8:03:50 PM] DannyTurtle: Yeah you're right. [8:03:54 PM] PSN Strykr: cool [8:03:59 PM] PSN Strykr: shit



Shinigami02	May 29 2015, 01:21 PM Post #363
I am Legion, for We are Many Posts: 5,765 Group: Hunter of Paths Member #123 Joined: Jul 12, 2013 Skype: shinigamiduo02	[4:08:16 PM] bloodrayne03: Help, I'm trapped in a neverending pit of surprise buttsex. [4:08:26 PM] Shini: wut [4:08:32 PM] Leona: RIP bloodrayne [4:08:52 PM] bloodrayne03: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqyjOc3EpT4 [4:09:01 PM] bloodrayne03: IT'S BUTTSECKS ALL THE WAY DOWN The joys of the RP chat. We don't have super-long logs, but ours get pretty crazy.



Zaazaa0	May 31 2015, 07:36 PM Post #364
heck Posts: 1,178 Group: Frequent Host Member #135 Joined: Dec 2, 2013 Discord: Zaazaa0#4777 Gender: Lad	[8:58:51 PM] Shadow31: New PMD announced. Here's hoping its good and localized [8:59:25 PM] Letter: it'll be shit [9:00:35 PM] Shadow31: Letter stop being Danny [9:00:48 PM] Shadow31: Only he's allowed to automatically hate everything [9:01:01 PM] Letter: one quest per dungeon run [9:01:11 PM] Letter: just watch [9:16:34 PM] DannyTurtle: The last one they made was a turd and it looks to be the same for right now. If it's good it's a pleasant surprise but also it's out 1 to 6 months after America gets it so it can suck a big one. [9:16:52 PM] Shadow31: h a h [9:17:17 PM] Letter: just move to america [9:17:30 PM] DannyTurtle: I'd have to buy a new 3DS. [9:17:38 PM] Letter: just get more money [9:17:46 PM] DannyTurtle: I dunno that sounds hard. [9:17:55 PM] Letter: just get a job [9:18:12 PM] DannyTurtle: I dunno that sounds hard. [9:18:18 PM] Letter: just go outside [9:18:25 PM] DannyTurtle: I dunno that sounds hard. [9:18:32 PM] Letter: just touch my dick [9:18:58 PM] DannyTurtle: No. [9:19:11 PM] Letter: see that wasn't so hard [9:20:29 PM] DannyTurtle: Yeah because you have erection problems. [9:20:43 PM] Letter: they have medicine for that it's fine



Shinigami02	Jun 9 2015, 04:19 PM Post #365
I am Legion, for We are Many Posts: 5,765 Group: Hunter of Paths Member #123 Joined: Jul 12, 2013 Skype: shinigamiduo02	[7:17:35 PM] Get Drekkled: Basically, the power of boners is stronger. [7:17:45 PM] Fedora Ferret: The power of boners is always stronger [7:17:55 PM] Shini: THE POWER OF BONERS COMPELS YOU



Shadow31	Jun 20 2015, 03:28 PM Post #366
Resident source of chaos Posts: 1,969 Group: Master of Maniacy Member #14 Joined: Aug 3, 2011 Skype: Shadow_the_Ninja31	So, Skype has been crashing for me constantly over the past two weeks, since I got onto new internet for my internship. As nothing I do seems to help (including reinstalling Skype), I'm gonna have to say I won't be on for the forseeable future; probably, at least until I return home/to college in mid August. If you need to contact me, please send a pm or be prepared to wait that long.



Zaazaa0	Jun 23 2015, 03:47 PM Post #367
heck Posts: 1,178 Group: Frequent Host Member #135 Joined: Dec 2, 2013 Discord: Zaazaa0#4777 Gender: Lad	Letter: ok better fight [5:23:26 PM] Letter: A Roomba with a Chainsaw taped to the top vs. Hellen Keller with a Handgun [5:24:00 PM] PSN Strykr: roomba [5:24:18 PM] Zaazaa0: now i need to remember what a roomba is [5:24:27 PM] Letter: http://s5.dlnws.com/images/products/images/1500000/1500938-xlarge [5:24:37 PM] Zaazaa0: oh [5:24:53 PM] bloodrayne03: Can Helen Keller get a shotgun instead? [5:24:56 PM] Letter: Helen Keller knows the Roomba is coming, the Roomba doesn't know that she knows [5:25:08 PM] Letter: The Roomba is also bloodlusted [5:25:13 PM] Zaazaa0: yeah roomba probably wins [5:25:25 PM] bloodrayne03: Pistol makes it an easy win because it's a precision weapon. [5:25:28 PM] bloodrayne03: Shotgun makes it more fair. [5:25:41 PM] Zaazaa0: [5:25 PM] bloodrayne03: <<< Pistol makes it an easy win because it's a precision weapon.>helen keller [5:25:58 PM] bloodrayne03: Yeah. The roomba shits on her because she can't hit it with the pistol. [5:26:12 PM] Zaazaa0: oh i thought you meant the pistol makes it an easy win for her for a second [5:26:42 PM] bloodrayne03: Which is why she needs the shotgun to even things back up. With a spread weapon, she can at least do some damage to it as long as she points it in its general direction. [5:26:57 PM] Letter: ok she also gets unlimited ammo [5:27:01 PM] Zaazaa0: one thing is she would have no way of knowing if she hit the roomba [5:27:03 PM] Letter: and the shotgun [5:27:18 PM] Letter: but the Roomba is also wearing a bulletproof vest [5:27:20 PM] Zaazaa0: she might fire a few times and then days later the roomba reveals it was hiding all along [5:27:29 PM] bloodrayne03: This is a close match. [5:28:03 PM] bloodrayne03: I think it comes down to how fast Helen Keller can reload. [5:28:19 PM] Zaazaa0: okay important question [5:28:22 PM] Zaazaa0: where are they fighting [5:28:33 PM] Zaazaa0: if its an open field helen doesnt even know which direction to fire [5:28:46 PM] bloodrayne03: I'm pretty sure she can still hear the roomba. [5:28:51 PM] Letter: in the average living room of a 2009 white woman [5:28:52 PM] Zaazaa0: helen was blind and deaf [5:28:54 PM] Zaazaa0: so [5:28:57 PM] bloodrayne03: Yeah. [5:29:03 PM] bloodrayne03: She can still hear if she's deaf. [5:29:04 PM] bloodrayne03: C'mon. [5:29:44 PM] bloodrayne03: But really, she could probably feel the chainsaw coming because it's anchored to the ground via the roomba. [5:29:49 PM] bloodrayne03: Those things rattle a lot. [5:29:58 PM] Zaazaa0: true, in a house that would happen [5:30:15 PM] bloodrayne03: Hmm, dunno if dirt would transfer it as well as a floor. [5:30:21 PM] bloodrayne03: Probably not. [5:30:31 PM] Zaazaa0: but from how far away could she feel it coming [5:30:39 PM] Zaazaa0: like a few feet or across the room [5:30:45 PM] bloodrayne03: At least half the room, I would imagine. [5:30:50 PM] Letter: Alright, let's make it more fair this is book Hellen Keller and not Movie Hellen Keller [5:31:05 PM] Zaazaa0: i have no idea what the difference is [5:31:16 PM] Letter: book version is better [5:31:25 PM] Letter: gosh don't you know anything [5:31:34 PM] bloodrayne03: >He didn't read the book. [5:31:39 PM] Letter: Alright [5:31:48 PM] Letter: The Roomba knows where Hellen is and will track her [5:31:55 PM] Letter: But Hellen is SSJ1 [5:32:21 PM] Zaazaa0: that evens things out [5:33:11 PM] bloodrayne03: Helen should be able to sense the roomba's energy if she's SSJ1, so yeah. It just comes down to whether or not she can reload fast enough to shoot it enough times to take it down before it gets to her. [5:33:53 PM] Zaazaa0: oh, right [5:34:02 PM] Zaazaa0: then yeah that changes everything [5:34:34 PM] Zaazaa0: how many shots do you think it would take to stop a roomba though [5:34:40 PM] Zaazaa0: i've never tried [5:34:41 PM] Letter: three [5:34:44 PM] bloodrayne03: With a bulletproof vest? [5:34:51 PM] Letter: but remember the chainsaw on top also has a vest [5:35:10 PM] bloodrayne03: Well, if she stops either the chainsaw or the roomba she basically wins. [5:35:22 PM] bloodrayne03: Because one without the other is little threat. [5:37:53 PM] bloodrayne03: Probably takes like 5 shots to take one or the other down since they're each taking like half the spread. [5:39:49 PM] bloodrayne03: Like 4 to render the vests less and less useful and then one really close range shot to break through and fuck up the internal components. [5:40:37 PM] bloodrayne03: I think Helen probably takes it as long as it's a pump action shotgun. [5:40:48 PM] Letter: she has infinite ammo so she should be fine [5:41:23 PM] bloodrayne03: I'm glad we could get this extremely important business sorted. [5:41:53 PM] Letter: but there's another important question [5:42:01 PM] Letter: Freddie Mercury wants to ride his bike indoors, can the Pokemon Professors stop him?



LetterSequence	Aug 6 2015, 04:41 PM Post #368
She wants the D Posts: 2,287 Group: Banned Member #113 Joined: Apr 5, 2013 Skype: LetterSequence	[7:38:02 PM] Zaazaa0: oh by the way i finally found myself with nothing to do so i started watching jojo [7:38:08 PM] SnakeWrangler: yes good [7:38:16 PM] SnakeWrangler: i expect a jojo avatar within 2 weeks [7:38:34 PM] DannyTurtle: Where's your Jojo avatar. [7:38:47 PM] Zaazaa0: not unless you find kirby with a face of a character from jojo [7:39:21 PM] DannyTurtle: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c9/eb/af/c9ebaf066a898ba6d02c45448df9a0c3.jpg [7:39:22 PM] Letter: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c9/eb/af/c9ebaf066a898ba6d02c45448df9a0c3.jpg [7:39:26 PM] Letter: WOAH [7:39:28 PM] DannyTurtle: NICE [7:39:39 PM] Letter: THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND



LetterSequence	Aug 24 2015, 07:18 PM Post #369
She wants the D Posts: 2,287 Group: Banned Member #113 Joined: Apr 5, 2013 Skype: LetterSequence	I break TK [6:13:41 PM] Letter: i'm gonna watch a shitty anime movie [6:13:49 PM] Letter: be back in an hour and a half [6:13:54 PM] Miss Katie: watch uhhh [6:13:59 PM] Miss Katie: 20 centimeters per second [6:14:57 PM] Letter: no i'm watching a shitty movie A few hours later... [7:44:34 PM] Letter: i finished my shitty anime movie [7:44:54 PM] Miss Katie: Which movie [7:45:01 PM] Letter: uhhh [7:45:14 PM] Ilvocare: yeah I hate that one [7:45:31 PM] Letter: in English it's normally called "The End of Evangelion" [7:45:35 PM] DannyTurtle: V: [7:45:52 PM] Miss Katie: Go ruse someone else [7:45:53 PM] Ilvocare: rip TK [7:46:00 PM \| Edited 7:46:03 PM] Ilvocare: literally blown the fuck out [7:46:05 PM] Letter: Go ruse someone elsei'm so fucked up [7:46:33 PM] Letter: tk have you not noticed [7:46:43 PM] Letter: me talking about eva a whole bunch this whole week [7:47:25 PM] Miss Katie: The moment I start believing this, I lose [7:47:30 PM] Letter: i literally watched all of it in secret just to pull this off [7:47:50 PM] DannyTurtle: This is too meta for Letter to do. [7:47:59 PM] DannyTurtle: Also I'm sick so I'm gonna sleep now. Goodnight. [7:48:16 PM] Miss Katie: I can't believe this [7:49:14 PM] Miss Katie: I don't know what to do [7:49:19 PM] Miss Katie: I lose either way [7:49:23 PM] Letter: i liked how 20 minutes into the movie someone said "Nothing personal, kid." [7:49:33 PM] DannyTurtle: Ask him a question that he'd only know the answer to if he watched it. [7:49:59 PM] Miss Katie: Oh okay [7:50:28 PM] Miss Katie: Hey so was shinji gay or not [7:50:41 PM] Letter: he was a little gay [7:50:47 PM] Miss Katie: Shit [7:50:53 PM] Letter: some dude said "I love you" and he didn't even say no homo [7:51:24 PM] Miss Katie: Uhhh [7:51:25 PM] Letter: he did kiss two girls though so idk [7:51:52 PM] Miss Katie: Where did Adam and Lilith come from [7:52:49 PM] Letter: i honestly don't know tbh cuz the religious symbolism was a bit much to wrap my head around i know one of those two were under the lab tho [7:53:06 PM] Miss Katie: Shit that's correct [7:53:12 PM] Miss Katie: You pass [7:53:19 PM] Miss Katie: I hate this [7:53:25 PM] Ilvocare: not shown: Letter having the EVA wiki open on another tab [7:53:48 PM] Letter: i watched all of the series just so i could remove all enjoyment of you making me watch the series [7:53:57 PM] Letter: i tortured myself so you couldn't torture me [7:54:18 PM] Miss Katie: Were you at least able to like it this way [7:54:48 PM] Letter: i mean it was more enjoyable watching it on my own than typing "this is shit" in here after every episode [7:55:29 PM] Miss Katie: I can't believe it [7:55:33 PM] Miss Katie: You win [7:55:46 PM] Miss Katie: You fucking beat me [7:56:22 PM] Letter: i even told you i finished it this morning and you just ignored it lmao [7:56:48 PM] Letter: [9:04 AM] Miss Katie: <<< is it evaMiss Katie, Today 9:04 AMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs [7:56:59 PM] Miss Katie: How could this happen to me [7:57:12 PM] Letter: i guess it's all tumbling down [7:57:17 PM] Miss Katie: It is [7:57:32 PM] Miss Katie: I just keep lettering me down [7:57:49 PM] Letter: and the worst part of this [7:57:53 PM] Miss Katie: That was a legit typo [7:57:54 PM] Letter: is that you can't one up me [7:58:06 PM] Miss Katie: Unless I watch all of ippo [7:58:10 PM] Letter: because that'd require you to watch every episode of ippo [7:58:29 PM] Letter: and i know you can't get through 100 ipposodes without mentioning it to me at all [7:58:56 PM] Miss Katie: It's true [7:59:08 PM] Letter: do you not see all the hints i gave you [7:59:18 PM] Miss Katie: I do now [7:59:31 PM] Ilvocare: hey so [7:59:34 PM] Letter: http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/single/?p=9378521&t=9249019 [7:59:40 PM] Miss Katie: You were showing a lot more interest in eva than usual [8:00:18 PM] Letter: me knowing what series the chat icon is from should've clued you in [8:00:46 PM] Miss Katie: Ugh [8:01:40 PM] Miss Katie: When the fuck did you start doing this [8:01:43 PM] Letter: man thinking of how to spring it on you was hard but i figured the best way would've been to just be blunt [8:01:52 PM] Letter: right after you finished little busters [8:02:02 PM] Miss Katie: God [8:02:04 PM] Miss Katie: Damn [8:02:14 PM] Letter: the best part is that my other idea [8:02:20 PM] Letter: was to just never mention it [8:02:27 PM] Letter: and like half a year from now [8:02:36 PM] Letter: when you said "Watch eva" i'd be like "i already did" [8:02:59 PM] Letter: but i'm impatient [8:03:35 PM] Miss Katie: That would have been way too much of a postponed reward to be worth it [8:04:10 PM] Miss Katie: Even though I'm already full despair and it would have been way worse in half a year [8:04:19 PM] Letter: plus waiting half a year to talk about the series at all would suck [8:04:51 PM] Miss Katie: You could probably have slipped up a million times and I still wouldn't believe it [8:04:58 PM] Letter: i accomplish in two weeks what psn couldn't do in half a year [8:05:24 PM] Letter: actually wait no i remember when i started watching the series [8:05:26 PM] Miss Katie: Well you probably understand why he got sick of the final episodes and the movie [8:05:36 PM] Letter: it was when he stopped watching the movie halfway through [8:05:48 PM] Letter: i said "i'm going to see the entire series before he can finish the movie" [8:06:10 PM] Miss Katie: So you beat him too



Zaazaa0	Sep 25 2015, 03:43 PM Post #370
heck Posts: 1,178 Group: Frequent Host Member #135 Joined: Dec 2, 2013 Discord: Zaazaa0#4777 Gender: Lad	[5:33:35 PM] Jessi Summers: If I skin my toe will the bug bite stop itching [5:33:50 PM] Letter: no [5:33:52 PM] Zaazaa0: no but if you cut off your toe it will [5:34:06 PM] Jessi Summers: Good enough [5:34:08 PM] Letter: wash under your fingernails and put some cream or something on the bite [5:34:21 PM] Jessi Summers: No it's [5:34:27 PM] Zaazaa0: ah yes i have fingernails on my toes too [5:34:29 PM] Jessi Summers: The bite is literally between my toes [5:34:44 PM] talonjay: I hate those suckers. [5:34:47 PM] Jessi Summers: So the toes rub each other and by extension the bite [5:34:51 PM] Zaazaa0: ouch [5:35:07 PM] Jessi Summers: So I'm about ready to cut off my toes it's the two little ones anyway [5:35:09 PM] Letter: [5:34 PM] Zaazaa0: <<< ah yes i have fingernails on my toes toothe bite will get bigger because it spreads from scratching it [5:35:12 PM] Jessi Summers: What could it hurt [5:35:20 PM] Letter: if you wash your fingernails it'll spread less [5:35:32 PM] Zaazaa0: ah [5:36:00 PM] Jessi Summers: Also Letter giving out serious advice is sort of odd. Appreciated, but odd. [5:37:42 PM] Letter: oh right let me fix that [5:37:44 PM] Letter: uhhh [5:38:00 PM] Letter: if you send me a pic of your boobs then the bug bite will revert in on itself making it go away [5:38:20 PM] Letter: trust me i played as doctor Mario in smash bros once



Zaazaa0	Oct 20 2015, 02:22 PM Post #371
heck Posts: 1,178 Group: Frequent Host Member #135 Joined: Dec 2, 2013 Discord: Zaazaa0#4777 Gender: Lad	one punch math [3:59:20 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: http://myanimelist.net/character/21470/Hinako this seems like waifu material [4:00:00 PM] PSN Strykr: your waifu is shit [4:00:15 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: my waifu could beat one punch man [4:03:36 PM] Talon: how many punches [4:04:06 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: it says that she does "pushups, squats, and situps" in her anime [4:04:15 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: so who knows how many of those she does [4:04:31 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: that'll determine it [4:04:38 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: someone watch it to find out I have homework to do [4:04:45 PM] PSN Strykr: what if [4:04:48 PM] PSN Strykr: one punch man did her routine [4:04:59 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: you mean like he already does [4:05:15 PM] PSN Strykr: no but maybe she does more [4:05:25 PM] PSN Strykr: like [4:05:33 PM] PSN Strykr: if one punch man got that strong from 100 pushups and more stuff a day [4:05:38 PM] PSN Strykr: what if he did 200 pushups a day [4:06:56 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: half punch man [4:07:08 PM] PSN Strykr: shit [4:07:36 PM] DannyTurtle: Nice. [4:07:43 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: I wonder what would happen if I did the one punch man workout [4:07:53 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: besides destroying my muscles [4:07:57 PM] PSN Strykr: you'd collapse from exhaustion and give up [4:08:11 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: well yeah I can barely do 25 pushups [4:08:28 PM] DannyTurtle: Probably. [4:08:34 PM] DannyTurtle: What if you work up to it by starting at 1 of each. [4:08:40 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: i used to do 100 situps but somehow they got harder to do as i lost weight so i don't know man [4:09:00 PM \| Edited 4:09:20 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: it'd take like half a year to be able to do one hundred of each [4:09:08 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: and then even longer to do a 10km run [4:09:22 PM] DannyTurtle: Sounds like you have a long way to go. [4:09:37 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: i can do 100 squats, those are easy [4:12:14 PM] Zaazaa0: just become four punch man [4:12:36 PM] DannyTurtle: That sounds like a terrible idea. [4:12:37 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: that's doable [4:12:47 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: why [4:13:04 PM] Zaazaa0: only a fourth of the effort and you just need to punch someone a few times [4:13:08 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: 25 pushups 25 situps 25 squats 2.5 KM run Every. Single. Day. [4:13:16 PM] Zaazaa0: ez [4:13:16 PM] DannyTurtle: Every single day for the rest of your life. [4:13:26 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: he only did it for three years [4:13:27 PM] Zaazaa0: for three years only [4:13:33 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: and they never show him training [4:13:37 PM] Zaazaa0: there isnt evidence that he's still doing it [4:14:10 PM] PSN Strykr: can i just become ten punch man [4:14:15 PM] PSN Strykr: i'm fine with winning every fight in ten punches [4:14:20 PM] Zaazaa0: that sounds reasonable [4:14:34 PM] DannyTurtle: How many things a day is 10 punch man. [4:14:41 PM] Zaazaa0: ten of each thing [4:14:47 PM] Zaazaa0: only 1 km [4:14:49 PM] PSN Strykr: (and one kilometer) [4:15:00 PM] PSN Strykr: can I be A Reasonable Amount of Punches Man [4:15:26 PM] Zaazaa0: what are the rules for the "dont ever turn on the ac or heat" for this math tho [4:15:36 PM] PSN Strykr: a reasonable amount of pushups a reasonable amount of situps a reasonable amount of squats a reasonable amount of kilometers a day [4:15:44 PM] DannyTurtle: Works. [4:15:46 PM] PSN Strykr: the rules are just never turn on the ac or heat [4:15:49 PM] PSN Strykr: it doesn't matter where you live [4:17:16 PM] Zaazaa0: makes sense [4:17:26 PM] Zaazaa0: half of zero is still zero [4:20:34 PM] Punished "Memester" Letter: don't forget the banana every day for breakfast [4:21:07 PM] Zaazaa0: so if i never do pushups, situps, squats or running does that mean that no matter how many times i punch someone they'll never die [4:21:53 PM] PSN Strykr: yes [4:21:58 PM] PSN Strykr: well [4:22:00 PM] PSN Strykr: it depends [4:22:09 PM] PSN Strykr: do you ever just not turn the heat or AC on [4:22:17 PM] PSN Strykr: or eat a banana for breakfast [4:22:24 PM] Zaazaa0: oh right i'd have to do that for it to apply [4:22:37 PM] PSN Strykr: because if you ever do either of those things even once [4:22:47 PM] PSN Strykr: then it guarantees that you'll eventually kill someone if you punch them enough times [4:22:55 PM] PSN Strykr: even if it takes a thousand punches [4:22:58 PM] Zaazaa0: dang [4:23:03 PM] PSN Strykr: Death From A Thousand Punches



Shinigami02	Oct 22 2015, 08:27 PM Post #372
I am Legion, for We are Many Posts: 5,765 Group: Hunter of Paths Member #123 Joined: Jul 12, 2013 Skype: shinigamiduo02	One of these days I'm gonna start a compilation of all sorts of random out-of-context things from the Pathfinder chat and mass post it here.



Zaazaa0	Nov 4 2015, 07:53 AM Post #373
heck Posts: 1,178 Group: Frequent Host Member #135 Joined: Dec 2, 2013 Discord: Zaazaa0#4777 Gender: Lad	JoJosus [8:24:46 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: woah [8:24:47 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: what if [8:24:55 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: the only reason jesus could perform miracles [8:25:00 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: is because he was a stand user [8:25:04 AM] Zaazaa0: nice [8:29:40 AM] Zaazaa0: what would jesus' stand power be though 'performs miracles' is super broad and not interesting like a lot of stands can do plenty of things if they're used creatively [8:30:10 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: gold experience and crazy diamond but on crack [8:30:42 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: crazy diamond but instead of healing someone it clears their sins [8:31:35 AM] Zaazaa0: wait no i got it he has to be able to feed lots of people with only a little food and turn water into wine and walk on water and raise the dead what do all of those have in common [8:33:23 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: all of them are things jesus did [8:34:43 AM] Zaazaa0: food and water are consumed by people because they give them energy and people need energy to live jesus' stand gives him control over energy and sources of energy [8:35:02 AM] Zaazaa0: which is still super broad but there was a stand that controlled air so [8:35:26 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: seems op [8:35:38 AM] Zaazaa0: yeah jesus is the main character tho [8:36:38 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: jesus was a jojo [8:36:49 AM] Zaazaa0: of course [8:37:05 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: shit that means satan was a stand user too [8:38:11 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: where does this end [8:38:15 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: the entire bible is just jojo [8:41:29 AM] Zaazaa0: what did satan even do in the bible [8:42:00 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: "if you ignore god then i'll give you this shit" [8:42:07 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: "also I killed some dudes" [8:42:08 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: MENACING [8:42:16 AM] Zaazaa0: all i can think of is stuff that demons did like possess people [8:42:30 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: yeah but think of it this way [8:42:35 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: what did dio really do in part 3 [8:42:54 AM] Zaazaa0: i mean he stopped time [8:42:54 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: he was kinda just chillin doing his thing when the crusaders were like "we need to kill him" [8:43:10 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: same way we're like "satan pls go" [8:43:26 AM] Zaazaa0: but that doesnt tell us what his stand does [8:43:40 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: we didn't know what dio's stand did [8:43:42 AM] Zaazaa0: maybe the demons [8:43:44 AM] Zaazaa0: are his stand [8:44:04 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: nah the demons have their own stands [8:44:18 AM] Zaazaa0: yeah that makes more sense [8:44:30 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: satan's stand is like you know that one stand that made wishes come true but they were corrupted in some way [8:44:49 AM] Zaazaa0: i dont think i'm that far [8:44:48 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: he'll offer you something and if you accept it then you lose all of your power [8:45:10 AM] Zaazaa0: that makes sense [8:45:20 AM] Zaazaa0: now we need names for both of these stands [8:47:09 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: you idiot [8:47:12 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: stairway to heaven [8:47:14 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: highway to hell [8:47:20 AM] Zaazaa0: wow perfect [8:47:25 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: even though that second one is already taken [8:47:37 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: and the first one is kinda taken [8:47:53 AM] Letter "Make Her Wetter" Sequence: pls read more jojo important update update 2 Edited by Zaazaa0, Apr 5 2018, 03:17 PM.



Shinigami02	Nov 8 2015, 09:59 PM Post #374
I am Legion, for We are Many Posts: 5,765 Group: Hunter of Paths Member #123 Joined: Jul 12, 2013 Skype: shinigamiduo02	The Pathfinder Chat is tagged "NSFW" and with good reason [11:50:54 PM] Get Drekkled: I'm pretty sure both have tentacles, Shini. [11:50:58 PM] bloodrayne03: So DoW. [11:51:03 PM] Quote: oh, can i make tentacles? [11:51:06 PM] Lapis-Lazily: basically [11:51:08 PM] Lapis-Lazily: I guess [11:51:09 PM] Maroon: Can confirm. Both have tentacles. [11:51:17 PM \| Edited 11:51:28 PM] Maroon: You can get a tentacle dick in CoC. [11:51:29 PM] Quote: please don't tempt me to look for it, i like tentacles. just not used that way. [11:51:39 PM] bloodrayne03: They're used that way. [11:51:43 PM] bloodrayne03: All the time. [11:51:46 PM] Quote: /sighs [11:51:47 PM] Maroon: I mean, porn game. [11:51:50 PM \| Removed 11:52:02 PM] Shini: This message has been removed. [11:52:17 PM] Quote: i don't understand how people miss that deep sea squids have hooks instead of suckers miraculously. [11:52:30 PM] Quote: they can be very well used for combat, thank you very much! [11:52:40 PM] Shini: Who said anything about deep sea squids? [11:52:51 PM] Maroon: Because people are mostly horny. [11:52:55 PM] bloodrayne03: Tentacles are essentially living bondage, that's all they need to be fetishized so commonly. [11:52:55 PM] Maroon: Logic follows after. [11:52:59 PM] Quote: but hook tentacles, shini [11:53:03 PM] Quote: they cool [11:53:12 PM \| Removed 11:53:32 PM] Shini: This message has been removed. [11:53:19 PM] Quote: i'm just bringing up an irl example [11:53:24 PM \| Removed 11:53:35 PM] Shini: This message has been removed. [11:53:53 PM] bloodrayne03: All these removed messages. [11:54:09 PM] bloodrayne03: It's not even Quote this time. [11:54:13 PM] Quote: that said [11:54:16 PM] Shini: =P [11:54:18 PM] Quote: look at this metal @#$@# [11:54:18 PM] Quote: https://gyazo.com/2505bbdfa370dee6761f3f93731d1613 [11:54:23 PM \| Edited 11:54:43 PM] Maroon: Shini is just way embarrassed. [11:54:27 PM] Shini: Nah [11:54:30 PM] Shini: not embarassed [11:54:46 PM] Shini: Just trying to preserve some innocence in this chat from my kinky-as-fuck self [11:55:10 PM] Maroon: It does say nsfw. [11:55:10 PM] bloodrayne03: Please. [11:55:11 PM] Nobody: please [11:55:15 PM] Quote: /laughs [11:55:24 PM] bloodrayne03: I'd let that tentacle fuck me. [11:55:35 PM] Quote: it'll rip your entrails out, blood. [11:55:37 PM] Maroon: You don't even know about my kinks. [11:55:45 PM] bloodrayne03: Hot as shit. [11:55:46 PM \| Edited 11:55:52 PM] Quote: are you really into that. [11:55:59 PM] Nobody: After corruption of champions I'm pretty sure I've been mostly desensitized [11:56:01 PM] Quote: um, i guess we better make sure he has life insurance, then [11:56:10 PM] bloodrayne03: Disembowel me senpai [11:56:13 PM] Nobody: to everything Edited by Shinigami02, Nov 8 2015, 10:00 PM.



Bumblebeta	Jan 16 2016, 04:53 PM Post #375
Buzz buzz, bumble bumble Posts: 793 Group: Often Not A Player Member #43 Joined: Sep 26, 2011 Skype: Bumblebed Gender: Longsword User	[00:47:05] Rebranding to Ass: I'm gonna spam the shoutbox with these comics "psn and me" [00:48:31] DannyTurtle: Have fun. [00:48:47] Rebranding to Ass: http://z.mfcdn.net/store/manga/12991/020.0/compressed/rwaka_ch020_p005.jpg psn amd me [00:48:51] PSN Strykr: http://mangafox.me/manga/wakabayashi_toshiya_s_4_koma_collection/c020/6.html me and u [00:49:01] Rebranding to Ass: holy shit [00:49:02] PSN Strykr: GET FUCKED



Shinigami02	Mar 26 2016, 07:26 PM Post #376
I am Legion, for We are Many Posts: 5,765 Group: Hunter of Paths Member #123 Joined: Jul 12, 2013 Skype: shinigamiduo02	First thing that happens when the Pathfinder Server gets a Pokemon game chat Shini - Today at 10:19 PM I wanna be the very best Sawblader - Today at 10:19 PM like no one ever was Shini - Today at 10:20 PM to catch them is my real test Sawblader - Today at 10:20 PM to train them is my cause Espeon (Lapis) - Today at 10:20 PM I will travel across the land Sawblader - Today at 10:20 PM searching far and wiiide Shini - Today at 10:21 PM Each Pokemon to understand Espeon (Lapis) - Today at 10:21 PM the power that's inside POKEMON Shini - Today at 10:22 PM It's you and me Espeon (Lapis) - Today at 10:23 PM I know it's my destiny Sawblader - Today at 10:23 PM you'll teach me and i 'll teach you Shini - Today at 10:24 PM Now RIP, Saw got wrong order ~~I didn't look up the lyrics online, nope, not at all~~



Nobody	Oct 11 2016, 12:40 PM Post #377
That Guy Posts: 5,534 Group: Hunter of Paths Member #162 Joined: Mar 24, 2014	The Mia bot is gold. [3:37 PM] BOTMia the Lying Vorebot: @PSN Strykr, Are you saying you are a furry? [3:38 PM] TK/Bumble: HAH [3:38 PM] PSN Strykr: @Mia the Lying Vorebot i'm not a fucking furry [3:38 PM] BOTMia the Lying Vorebot: @PSN Strykr, Yes you are winks suggestively. [3:38 PM] PSN Strykr: WHAT [3:51 PM] Nobody: @Mia the Lying Vorebot Are you married? [3:51 PM] BOTMia the Lying Vorebot: @Nobody, No and you're not going to be married either! [4:08 PM] Nobody: @Mia the Lying Vorebot I love you [4:09 PM] BOTMia the Lying Vorebot: @Nobody, But I don't love you. [4:10 PM] Nobody: @Mia the Lying Vorebot Why are you so cruel? [4:10 PM] BOTMia the Lying Vorebot: @Nobody, Because you don't have to rights to be treated nicely! [4:13 PM] Nobody: @Mia the Lying Vorebot Are you a Nazi? [4:13 PM] BOTMia the Lying Vorebot: @Nobody, Don't project yourself onto other people. Edited by Nobody, Oct 11 2016, 01:14 PM.



Zaazaa0	Oct 24 2016, 06:56 PM Post #378
heck Posts: 1,178 Group: Frequent Host Member #135 Joined: Dec 2, 2013 Discord: Zaazaa0#4777 Gender: Lad	[3:53 PM] Bumblicious: /play bowie lazarus [3:53 PM] BOTMia the Lying Vorebot: Error: Code 150: The uploader has not made this video available in your country. [3:53 PM] Bumblicious: fuck off [3:54 PM] Bumblicious: /play bowie i can't give everything away [3:54 PM] BOTMia the Lying Vorebot: Error: Code 150: The uploader has not made this video available in your country. [3:54 PM] Bumblicious: SHUT THE FUCK UP MIA [3:54 PM] Bumblicious: I JUST WANT BOWIE [3:54 PM] Bumblicious: GIVE HIM BACK [3:54 PM] Bumblicious: @Mia the Lying Vorebot why did bowie have to die [3:54 PM] BOTMia the Lying Vorebot: @Bumblicious, Because she was so damn annoying. [3:55 PM] Bumblicious: @Mia the Lying Vorebot you just didn't understand the glam scene [3:55 PM] BOTMia the Lying Vorebot: @Bumblicious, I understand it well enough. [3:55 PM] Bumblicious: /destroy [3:55 PM] BOTMia the Lying Vorebot: @Bumblicious, Disconnecting from voice chat and unbinding from text chat.



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