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Deryl Zyz; Twice's first character as well.
Topic Started: Apr 24 2004, 03:11 PM (298 Views)
Twice
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Name: Deryl Zyz

Age: 7

Gender: boy kid

Species: human

Hight: 5' 11''

Build: freakishly tall. One leg seems to have grown a bit longer than the other, so walking is a bit awkward, but we're sure that will even itself out eventually. He is only seven.

Eyes: The left one changes colors pretty constantly, always bright something, anyway. The right is light brown. Quite a dull color.

Head Hair: Extremely light blonde, cut using a bowl as a guide.

Eyebrows: light brownish slight unibrow.

Eyelashes: Short, uninteresting.

General look: The sort you pity.

Clothes: Thin flip-flops, a long black coat (outdoors), various royal-coloured t-shirts, baggy thin, brightly coloured pants. To hide the leg lengths.

Weapons: His various diseases and the cute little fluffy white kitten named Travis.

Special Abilities/Technique: Threatening to cough/ bleed on somebody general does a good job of getting them to leave him alone. Also, not many can resist Travis' calming ability. She's so cute!

Personality: Deryl is probably the nicest person you could meet. He loves happiness, happy people, and making unhappy people happy. He isn't the bightest crayon in the box, but what he lacks in intelligent he makes up with good feelings all around. He spends most of his time promoting world peace, with the help of his trust and useful sidekick, Travis'.
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darkWhite
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Very nifty. Me likey.

No kitty, though... Hm...
ziegfriedbernhardt : elton conan doyle = abortion

If you know of any homosexuals in your area, please remember to keep your kids away from them. Homos reproduce by molesting children and will recruit your kids if you're not careful. Help stop child molestation: keep your kids away from homos.
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Twice
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What? No kitty? What no kitty? I don't see any no kitties.

EDIT: All words in the post above this edit are LIES.

I feel so ashamed. Amending kittylessness now.
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likearollingstone
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Deryl Zyz and Chloe Timlott are, like, so totally going to be BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!!
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The Man of La Mancha
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Maybe I'm just to cynical, but I think that this "Deryl Zyz" is hiding something. I have come to the conclusion that he is either an alien, or a commy spy.




P.S. After thorough investigation I have concluded that Travis the nice kitty is in no way guilty of the charges stated above. In fact, I believe him to be working in full ignorance of his master devious plans. I have decided that he is only a pawn being used this "Mr. Zyz"
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likearollingstone
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You know, Deryl Zyz spelled backwards is "Zyz Lyred."

Very suspicious.

And why doesn't anyone ever reply in my awesome threads?
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darkWhite
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Yay. Kitty.

And your topics seem pretty active...
ziegfriedbernhardt : elton conan doyle = abortion

If you know of any homosexuals in your area, please remember to keep your kids away from them. Homos reproduce by molesting children and will recruit your kids if you're not careful. Help stop child molestation: keep your kids away from homos.
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Deryl is probably the nicest person you could meet. He loves happiness, happy people, and making unhappy people happy. He isn't the bightest crayon in the box, but what he lacks in intelligent he makes up with good feelings all around. He spends most of his time promoting world peace, with the help of his trust and useful sidekick, Travis'.



I so never had a cat.
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Twice
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Yeah, cat doesn't seem like your sort of animal.

Or, it does to me, but not to you it seems.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and I don't know why I didn't respond to that earlier, but maybe Deryl's stupidity is a ploy to install a false sense of security into those who surround him. If so, he must be quite more intelligent than I seem to have described him. I think that I must have mistyped something.
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Random
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Oddly enough though i am a dog person i've always been really good with cats. ..... I'm more of an animal person in general growing up with a pet cow does that to you.
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Twice
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Wow...

I bet there aren't too many places you could have a bet cow. That would be unfortunate when you went to college... =(
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paquito
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Someone I know who had a pet cow ended up having to eat it. Actually, this happened to her several times, scarring her and making her a vegetarian. So in my opinion, as cows are enormous, stupid, smelly, and delicious, they would seem to make awful pets. I prefer things that dont make too many messes in the house. Cats and dogs (with appropriate pet-door access) do rather nicely, in my experience. I would be hesitant to try most anything else indoors. Outdoors, I wouldn't call any animal much of a pet per se. Horses--yeah, you love them, but you can't get quite as intimate there as you can with a purring kitty on your lap. So I say stick with the basics.
Like Trevor. ^_^

-Bat
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Soldier of Shadows
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WEHLL WEHLL WHUT R WE DOEIN HEAR
I THOT THEIS WUZ SUPOSTU BEABOTU TAHT DAREYLE KEID NOET WUHTR U LIEK KETTYS

I like cats. They're all comfy-appealing. And I had a psychotic one once, and never again will I adopt stray blackcats.O_O
(So many scars have I had from that Sophie...)
But otherwise I have 2 stupidsmellydogsthatIlove, and probably a lot more, seeing as Ginger disappeared for about 4 days and came back a lot less pregnant than before...¬_¬
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paquito
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(moron noise)
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Twice
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Oh, haha!

A lot less pregnant.

I hope I don't get like that someday. Ick.

-Beryl
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