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| Topic Started: 17/04/2009 - 07:33 pm (301 Views) | |
| Post #1 17/04/2009 - 07:33 pm | Heropon Cloud |
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Ok, first off, hi guys and nice to see you again. Now that that's out of the way, I'd like to mention this joke uses the word Jackass alot, but I will be using Jackrabbit in it's place. Now to get on with the Joke, BTW this isn't a true story nopr did it happen to me. BAD DAY I'm a telemarketer, and I was calling people all day. Well on one of my calls I called and it was the wrong number as I'd switched the last two digits. Well after finding the real number and making my call I wrote the wrong number down. Well I was having a bad day, and so I decided to call that number again. The guy picked up. "Hello?" "You're a jackrabbit!" I screamed. Then I hung up. That made my day. Well ever since then whenever I had a bad day I'd call this number again and scream "You're a jackrabbit" and hang up. Then my towns phone company decided to upgrade to Caller ID. Which just ruined my fun for weeks on end. One day I got an Idea. So I picked up and called the guy. "Hello?" "You use Caller ID?' "No... why do y.." You're a Jackrabbit!" I got back my fun time. One day I was heading to the mall, got into the parking lot. I found a nice little spot that an old lady wasbacking out of. Well this lady just seemed to be creeping out of it. Just as she got out all I hear is "SCCRRRREEEEEEECCCCCHHHHHHhhhhhh"! This Black camaro comes out of nowhere just blazing a trail through this parking lot. going the wrong way down the land and pulls into my parking space. "Hey you can't do that! I was waiting for that parking space! I was here first!" The guy just ignored me and kept going into the mall. Well in the back of the Black Camaro there was a FOR SALE sign and a number on it. I copied the number down for other uses. The next day I called the guy. "Hello?" "Is this the owner of the Black Camaro?" I said. "Yeah, my name is Don. I live on 34th street. I have a yellow house, and the black camaro's outside. Are you intrested in buying?" "Your a jackrabbit!" And I hung up. I copied down all the information just as a habit. Well now I had two people to call when I was in a bad mood. For months I was just calling these people up and getting my giggles, but after awhile.. it got boring. That's when the idea popped into my head. So I called the first guy up. "Hello?" (1st Guy) "You're a jack rabbit!" I didn't hang up. "If I ever find out who you are I will go over and beat you up." "Oh, my name's Don, I live over on 34th street. I have a yellow house with a Black camaro parked out front." "I'm coming over to beat the shit out of you punk!" Well then I called the second guy. "Hello?" (2nd guy) "You're a jackrabbit!" "Dude, if I ever meet you I will beat the snot of you." "Oh, good cause' I'm coming over right now." Well after that talk I decided I'd call the Police, and say I was about to go kill my gay lover over on 34th street in front of the yellow house with the black camaro. Then I called the Local news and told them that Gang Wars were going on over on 34th street. Well, I popped a bag of Popcorn and rolled on over to 34th street to see the fruits of my labors. There was two men wrestling, 6 cop cruisers, and one news van. I sat there for hours laughing my ass off. THE END |
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| Post #2 18/04/2009 - 03:12 pm | [Exo!]Ellyss |
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LMAO. I got the entire thing xD Well at least that made my day lol |
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GSGT. Ellyss Chiandreal: Supersoldier
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| Post #3 18/04/2009 - 09:54 pm | Deleted User |
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omg i cant beleive i read all of that ... thats funny haha nice nice *claps* |
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| Post #4 18/04/2009 - 10:34 pm | BrandonBandicoot |
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I'm As Sane As You Are
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| Post #5 19/04/2009 - 01:36 am | Deleted User |
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It kinda seems to lack a punch line... maybe it would have been better if I read it all at once rather than read half of it one day, then the conclusion the next... |
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| Post #6 19/04/2009 - 02:26 am | Indie |
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[Content deleted by JJEmpire] No racist jokes, Indie. I was originally going to put your second post in this post, but I seem to have lost the copy. Oh well. Edited by JJEmpire, 19/04/2009 - 03:16 am.
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Brutally Honest.
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I N D I E Kicking ass, one post at a time. | |
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