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Probably my Last Red Steel 2 Topic.
Topic Started: 09/07/2009 - 06:00 pm (44 Views)
Post #1 09/07/2009 - 06:00 pm Indie
http://kotaku.com/5240009/first-red-steel-2-trailer

Okay, as much as the idea of cel-shaded Neo Tokyo cyber-punk western swordsman action intrigues me, I don't have terribly high hopes for this game. No multiplayer? C'mon, Ubisoft. Not to mention the bogus trailer isn't a terribly optimistic representation of what to expect from the game. Silly clips of some guy making random motions with his Wii remote that couldn't possibly represent in-game actions, Wii Motion Plus regardless? Check. Lame bullshit quotes that don't mean anything because the game is basically nothing at this point in time? Check. A trailer for a Wii game at "Destination Playstation"? Check.

Let's analyze this trailer:

"THE #1 3rd PARTY WII LAUNCH TITLE... RETURNS!" (Off to a bad start already, Ubisoft....)

"EXCLUSIVELY DESIGNED FOR WII MOTION PLUS!" (So does that mean that it'll never come out?)

*footage of random hand being retarded with Wii Remot-HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THAT REMOTE SLEEVE COME FROM*

"THE SLASHING AND SWASHBUCKLING WE CRAVE" (Will probably NOT be provided by this game)

*footage of white guy doing the Charleston with a Wii Remote*

*footage promising one-to-one action between Wii Remote movement and gameplay that would probably be incredibly impractical, but looks cool when some random white guy in a commercial does it*

"UNMATCHED PRECISION CONTROL OF YOUR WEAPON" (Unmatched in its inability to provide precision control of your weapon)

*footage that could NOT possibly be in-game of player shooting some masked idiot*

*white guy puts Wii Remote in front of face to block an imaginary sword slash, looks dumb in the process*

*white guy ACTUALLY SLIDES BACK because of the impact from an IMAGINARY SWORD*

*white guy does the Charleston again*

*white guy somehow hits his enemy like ten feet backwards*

*enemy is shot and conveniently falls off of a rail from a large height*

*white guy has this creepy, homicidal smile on his face. This game is a murder simulator!*

"COMING HOLIDAY 2009!" (With nothing to show for it)


So, what do you guys think? No multiplayer, btw.
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