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Count to Infinity; Because I feel like it ;D
Topic Started: May 1 2011, 05:42 AM (5,717 Views)
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

93. Chuck Norris only plays by one set of rules. His!
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
94 chuck norris can catch a bullet with his beard and shoot it back at light speed
 
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Coreling Conquerer

95. A pound of Chuck Norris's beard weighs more than a pound of lead bricks.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

96. Chuck Norris makes the speed of light wish that it was faster.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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97. I once asked Chuck Norris if he could break the laws of Physics and, rewrite them so that dislogic didn't exist. He paused for a second before yelling "YES!!!" and, roundhouse kicking me into the sun.
 
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Coreling Conquerer

98. Chuck Norris never wears sunglasses, the sun wears glasses to block out the pure awesome of Chuck Norris.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

99. Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that's why there isn't any life there.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

100. Once a reporter asked Chuck Norris if he would ever remake the world in his image. Chuck Norris blinked and said "It is done.". Latter that day astronauts on the international space station reported that the continents had reformed themselves into Chuck Norris' face at about the same time as the reported interviewed Chuck Norris.
 
nedben
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101 is 1001 when it loses a zero.
When the world ends, if Chuck Norris doesn't want it he roundhouse kicks the meteor, stares down the volcano, repels the alien enemy with a blink, gives a roundhouse kick to the deathstar beam into the sun, pushed the sun back together, inverts the black hole into a white mound and crushes it back into a star, restores the omniverse from the recycle bin with a click, punches all the radiation away faster than lightspeed, fixes the heat physics problem, kills the reality warper supervillain, can believe it isn't butter, and PROVES that Mr. Nobody Goneforgood actually does like Sarah Lee's cooking. And sent the ghost back that he got in the mail without even calling the Ghostbusters.
If he wants it, those apocalypse-callers aren't going to be waiting much longer.
But, there's always hope.
 
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Overlord Of Fail
102: Chuck Norris is A COWARDLY MANIAC *GETS ROUNDHOUSED*
 
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