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| rockboy3970 | Aug 1 2011, 06:20 PM Post #71 |
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68. Once the dinosaurs borrowed money from Chuck Norris... and they never gave it back. |
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| DarkWingedDaemon | Aug 1 2011, 06:45 PM Post #72 |
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69 Every night Chuck Norris sleeps with a light on not because he is afraid of the dark but, because the dark is afraid of :chucknorris: ! Edited by DarkWingedDaemon, Aug 1 2011, 06:46 PM.
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| Spar | Aug 2 2011, 09:14 AM Post #73 |
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I hate to do this, but... 70 Chuck Norris doesn't do a push-up. He pushes the Earth down. |
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| Deceleration | Aug 2 2011, 07:11 PM Post #74 |
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71 In a fight between ninjas and pirates, Chuck Norris always wins. |
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| DarkWingedDaemon | Aug 2 2011, 07:16 PM Post #75 |
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72 Several million years ago mars was full of life... Then Chuck Norris was born!... |
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| Deceleration | Aug 2 2011, 07:17 PM Post #76 |
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72 Chuck Norris caused the Permian Extinction by roundhouse kicking the Earth. |
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| DarkWingedDaemon | Aug 2 2011, 07:21 PM Post #77 |
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74 Chuck Norris is the bastard child of God and the Devil's wife! |
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| Deceleration | Aug 2 2011, 07:25 PM Post #78 |
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What about 73? Oh wait, I forgot 73... then 75. The average lifespan of human males is 75 or 76 years old, I forget. Also, Chuck Norris never has a heart attack because his heart isn't stupid enough to try. |
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| rockboy3970 | Aug 2 2011, 10:52 PM Post #79 |
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76 Some say God is real...I say CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD!!! P.S type chuck norris into google and hit "Get Lucky" and it shows proof that chuck norris only finds you |
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| DarkWingedDaemon | Aug 2 2011, 11:17 PM Post #80 |
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77 You don't find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you! |
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