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Count to Infinity; Because I feel like it ;D
Topic Started: May 1 2011, 05:42 AM (5,720 Views)
rockboy3970

68.

Once the dinosaurs borrowed money from Chuck Norris... and they never gave it back.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

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Every night Chuck Norris sleeps with a light on not because he is afraid of the dark but, because the dark is afraid of :chucknorris: !
Edited by DarkWingedDaemon, Aug 1 2011, 06:46 PM.
 
Spar
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Wandering Scavenger

I hate to do this, but... 70

Chuck Norris doesn't do a push-up. He pushes the Earth down.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

71

In a fight between ninjas and pirates, Chuck Norris always wins.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

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Several million years ago mars was full of life... Then Chuck Norris was born!...
 
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Coreling Conquerer

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Chuck Norris caused the Permian Extinction by roundhouse kicking the Earth.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

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Chuck Norris is the bastard child of God and the Devil's wife!
 
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Coreling Conquerer

What about 73? Oh wait, I forgot 73... then 75.

The average lifespan of human males is 75 or 76 years old, I forget.

Also, Chuck Norris never has a heart attack because his heart isn't stupid enough to try.
 
rockboy3970

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Some say God is real...I say CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD!!!

P.S type chuck norris into google and hit "Get Lucky" and it shows proof that chuck norris only finds you
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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You don't find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you!
 
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