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Count to Infinity; Because I feel like it ;D
Topic Started: May 1 2011, 05:42 AM (5,719 Views)
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Coreling Conquerer

Your number was 77, so this is the real post for 78:

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
 
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Coreling Conquerer

No one can think of a Chuck Norris joke? Then this thread is locked.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

79: When Chuck Norris goes to the hospital anesthesia is applied to doctors!
 
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Coreling Conquerer

80. Chuck Norris never uses condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
 
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Overlord Of Fail
81..........crap i cant think of a chuck norris joke *gets roundhouse kicked by chuck norris*
 
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The Analytic Commander

82: Global warming doesn't exist, Chuck Norris just got cold and turned up the sun.
 
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Coreling Conquerer

What? Chuck Norris can get cold?

83: Chuck Norris doesn't fall when he jumps off a building, the earth is falling towards him. Then the earth gets scarred with a giant crater.
 
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The Analytic Commander

84: They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anyone.
 
rockboy3970

85. There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
 
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The Analytic Commander

86. Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.
 
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