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| Deceleration | Aug 3 2011, 03:37 AM Post #81 |
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Your number was 77, so this is the real post for 78: Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands. |
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| Deceleration | Aug 7 2011, 10:15 PM Post #82 |
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No one can think of a Chuck Norris joke? Then this thread is locked. |
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| DarkWingedDaemon | Aug 7 2011, 10:24 PM Post #83 |
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79: When Chuck Norris goes to the hospital anesthesia is applied to doctors! |
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| Deceleration | Aug 7 2011, 10:32 PM Post #84 |
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80. Chuck Norris never uses condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. |
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| Infect | Oct 12 2011, 09:11 PM Post #85 |
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81..........crap i cant think of a chuck norris joke *gets roundhouse kicked by chuck norris* |
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| Brayzure | Oct 14 2011, 12:00 AM Post #86 |
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82: Global warming doesn't exist, Chuck Norris just got cold and turned up the sun. |
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| Deceleration | Oct 14 2011, 01:24 AM Post #87 |
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What? Chuck Norris can get cold? 83: Chuck Norris doesn't fall when he jumps off a building, the earth is falling towards him. Then the earth gets scarred with a giant crater. |
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| Brayzure | Oct 14 2011, 09:03 AM Post #88 |
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84: They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anyone. |
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| rockboy3970 | Oct 17 2011, 02:40 AM Post #89 |
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85. There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. |
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| Brayzure | Oct 17 2011, 08:47 AM Post #90 |
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86. Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. |
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