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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,867 Views)
Robert Joe
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Chief Shellcoreian Researcher
You fool! Using an Over 9000 Spadinner Laser to attack me? Not only am I immune, but my ship's shields absorb the Spadinner power and become even stronger......

*SergentRick failed to notice the angry Brute Chieftain standing behind him....*
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
*Respawns everything my base had*
*Asks RJ an Ion to create an alliance*

*SPAWNS A MASSIVE INFECTED SHELLCORE STYLED UNSTOPABLE INSANE TROLL LOGIC\INSANE TROLL DISLOGIC\LOGIC\DISLOGIC \Spadinnner POWERD PLANET BARRIER\INFECTED SPAM BEAM*
*spawns massive infected drone/ shellcores/ deadzone core/ battle core ARMIE*
*builds huge base INFECTED compleat with turrets and yards and ground and tanks and outposts and ground bases and traders*
*lines base with torpedo missle hybrid turrets*

*Blares MEGADETH through my camp to make my troops more badass*

Edited by Infect, Jan 11 2012, 07:13 PM.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
*deflects megadeth song with Running Out Of Time by Margret Peterson Haddix and heavy mythril, along with still more music*

*uses my canner to put your Spam in a can, then put it on my giant space shelf*
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Hmmm...

*uses insane troll logic to snatch every anti-brony bomb in existence, as well as anything that could possibly be used to make such items*

Now, to get rid of all of this spam...

*gets Spam in a Can and annihilates with Friendship Lasers and eradicates with the power of the Internet before expunging from existence with my cloud of Duast*
 
Robert Joe
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Chief Shellcoreian Researcher
Sure, you can join our side, Infect. We need all the help that we can get....

*Gets annoyed by all of the music, but then remembers that sound cannot travel though space*

Wait.... Deceleration, you are becoming a Brony! No! Not you, you are cool! Do not give in to their demands! Snap out of it!

*Uses Troll Science to make more IMAs and Anti-Brony rounds*
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

What? Oh shit!

*burns out all brony-ness from myself with thermite warheads*

But Infect is much worse!

*throws Infect in mountain of boron oxide, mixes with powered titanium and ignites*
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
*once pile burns out, rips Infect's dead body into component subatomic particles and turns him into energy*
Whew. No more bronies.
And Running Out Of Time by Margaret Peterson Haddix is a book.
Yeah, using somewhat obscure references against you.
Edited by nedben, Jan 11 2012, 09:46 PM.
 
Robert Joe
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Chief Shellcoreian Researcher
Good. You successfully resisted the infection. You had me worried there....

Finally, the Bronies are dead. It looks like my work here is done.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
Coffee anyone?
*hands around coffee made of Bronies turned into coffee*
Needed to do something.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

*boils hot water using microwave powered by subatomic Infect particles, makes brony coffee*

We need a sweetener. How about toast?
 
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