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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,849 Views)
nedben
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Eternal Commander
MY SWORN ENEMIES HAVE BEEN DETECTED? I AM SO GOING TO KILL THAT <CENSORED> WHO FOUND MY ACCOUNT! *takes out giga smaseray and starts shooting enemy armadas*
I HAD a gravity hammer? Oh well. I get an energy sword and TopGear gets a gravity hammer while the admins and mods get banhammers.
Here's a game.
DESTROY THIS OBJECT AS EPICALLY (and excessively) AS POSSIBLE~!

Target; Exact replica of Robert Joe's ship being controlled by a malicious AI.
I wonder if BAN works against sheilds...
 
Robert Joe
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Chief Shellcoreian Researcher
*Easily destroys the crappy copy of my ship with 105mm fire and ship-to-ship missiles*

Now, do not change the subject, Nedben. You might be becoming a Brony.

*Uses a mass fabricator to create an army of Talon robots and tells them to kill anything Brony-related*

*Starts scanning Nedben for the Brony plague*
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
Hm...
*kills self and defrosts brony-free replica*
Ok NOW you scan.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

*Scans* Warning!!! Brony levels have exceeded the maximum tolerated limit of 0.1*10^-24%!!! *Arms Anti-Brony Gravity Ban Hammer* Prepare for decontamination.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
*Curtain of charity for DWD banning the bronyness out*
IT BURNS!

Thanks, I needed the Aggressive Decontamination.
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
*Prepares anti bronie war fleet*
*launches*
(Sorry about haveing to use the url butons I cant figure out where they were)
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nedben
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Eternal Commander
DWD banned the enemies right out of the forum, remember?
*scratches line from fixing my internal organs after a critical overload of pure ban energy*
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
*Nedben wakes up in a court room*

Nedben, you have been suspected of the crime of being a bronie and found GUILTY. What do you plea before you are perma banned
from the forum for your crime?
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

*Infect wakes up in a court room*
Infect you are accused of impersonating a board staff member. What do you plead?
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Normal due justice of law is overriden by direct writ of Lord Deceleration with Admin authorities. Infect shall have no chance to plead his case. He is sentenced to 100 million years of punishment by being burned in thermite.
 
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