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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,845 Views)
Robert Joe
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Chief Shellcoreian Researcher
I know. Something tells me that ha may have a human accomplice. Anyway:

*Goes on Youtube to post more Spadinner and TF2 nonsense*

Wait, ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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A BRONY VERSION OF THE GREAT NOPE.AVI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I don't want to live on this planet anymore....
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
OH MY GOD THE HORROR!!!
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
*gigantic wall of negatory ice spelling out NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
 
Ion496
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*insert every single NO I can ever find anywhere on the internet ever here*
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
*hosts a funeral, but who or what died is uncertain*

Dramatic Caviar anyone?

Unusually Suspicious Cake?

Irony Elephant Pastries?

Negatory Ice in your water olive martini?

... Throw the offending video in the League Normalization Offices with the bronies?

*readies a billion holy padalin mount banparrots*

Also, we have a culinary selection of technomagi narrator specialties.
Just DON'T ask for the brony salad. It's A live sedated brony in a garden box served right to you. If you must get it, try not to get too much blood and fire on the carpeting, it takes a lot of cleaners to get out these days.
Edited by nedben, Jan 30 2012, 10:27 PM.
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
Hmm tough choice... Ill take the bronie salad please.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
What weapon would you like to use to kill it, and how would you like it cooked?
Yes, we have flamethrowers. Also, there's a shotgun, a padalinmount banparrot, a lightsaber, and some stuff imported from Torture Devices Monthly. No, I don't know why the Large Neutral Body Of Underimportant Background Nations Who Sometimes Get A Plotline (LNBOUBNWSGAP) mails the Advertising Department so many catalogues, but hey, might as well give the scammers my money and pull a scammation by scamming them right back out of it.

Also, what plants do you want in the box?

~Selection Of Brony Types~
Menu A

~Weaponry~
Menu B

~Side Dishes~
Menu C
Edited by nedben, Jan 31 2012, 01:49 AM.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

I want a smallish blue brony, a rusty 10-inch knife with serrated edges plus a M16 assault rifle in case things get unpleasant, and a side of french fries.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
*summons eastern dragon waiters and waitresses to serve the food, which is being prepared by our expert shellcorean chefs*
Edited by nedben, Jan 31 2012, 03:50 AM.
 
Ion496
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I'd like a slice of the Unusually Suspicious Cake, Irony Elephant Pastries, and a side of brony pie.
 
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