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| nedben | Feb 24 2012, 09:11 PM Post #1801 |
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A massive storm of lawyers from the Spamwar Office intercepts ion's legal jargon request and reminds you that the Krayken-Eating Monster follows no laws except its own and cannot be imposed by any other. And the League authorities are better at legalese than any other and can override your legalese with more legalese and obscure defying bills. The krayken-eater manifests out of his temple AS A FREAKING BLACK HOLE! Which absorbs your bullets no harm done. Unless you hurry up I'm going to make anti-spaghettification rolls up. Now what? Edited by nedben, Feb 24 2012, 09:16 PM.
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| sci-fi_max2001 | Feb 24 2012, 09:24 PM Post #1802 |
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ok i freakin hurry up to the pod (i guess i missed that i dont do harm at all >X( ) |
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| nedben | Feb 24 2012, 09:26 PM Post #1803 |
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The pod went back to a spaceship while the knight female horses scan the bronylake to make sure it has ID. Remember? And the planet is collapsing and you're at risk of spaghettification the longer you stay near that black hole as it expands its gravity absorption range. |
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| sci-fi_max2001 | Feb 24 2012, 09:41 PM Post #1804 |
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what? did i not get to the pod??
Edited by sci-fi_max2001, Feb 24 2012, 09:42 PM.
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| nedben | Feb 24 2012, 09:47 PM Post #1805 |
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The pod hit DWD in the head, ejected ion with equipment, then zoomed back to the horseships before you could possibly have touched it. And the lack of air could have killed you when you got to space.
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| Deceleration | Feb 24 2012, 09:49 PM Post #1806 |
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I know! Bend gravity with my powers and rip the krayken eater apart. If that doesn't work generate a huge array of antiprotons and throw it at the black hole, to cause it to annihilate itself violently. |
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| nedben | Feb 24 2012, 09:52 PM Post #1807 |
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The krayken eater thinks the gravity waves and antiprotons are Intergalactic Krayken and absorbs them with no trouble. Confused at the lack of krayken, it begins thinking Deceleration is an intergalactic krayken and is now trying to bite you. Roll a Dexterity saving throw to evade! |
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| Deceleration | Feb 24 2012, 09:57 PM Post #1808 |
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I rolled a 3. Does that save me? |
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| nedben | Feb 24 2012, 10:00 PM Post #1809 |
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Roll another one for your Dexterity, I forgot to add that stat at the beginning. |
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| sci-fi_max2001 | Feb 24 2012, 10:06 PM Post #1810 |
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so you mean roll the dice and that number is your dexterity? |
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