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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,794 Views)
nedben
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Excellent.
 
Robert Joe
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There is not a Squad of Spartans in the lounge, I just used my Energy Sword to destroy the blighter. Besides, Spartans do not use Energy Swords, Elites do.

(And yes, I really do own one. Although it is not plasma, obviously.)


And you strike me as an undercover Brony.....

Hmm... First, I must take care of all of those damn anatomical charts that are infecting more people with the plague. Let me see, they are made of paper, and paper burns... Ha! I know!

*Starts photoshopping calling every pyromaniac in existence*

Pyro Spam

The current state of Nedben's Brony Warehouse

Edited by Robert Joe, Feb 25 2012, 03:05 AM.
 
nedben
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No, it finished being burned down yesterday and that tree had no leaves left on it! And the wall was orange, not blue!!! Are you SURE time travel isn't addling your brain?

And they aren't in a warehouse. The old one was unstable so I demolished it via orange and green pyro spam, not Team Fortress 2 color pyro spam. We're currently studying the brony plague and they keep hacking into my accounts although we've managed to hold them down with heavy mythril and enough rock music to blow someone's brains out. Officer, stop taking out your brain and staring at it, you'll scare the bronies into releasing more brony essence and we're low on dancefighting batteries as it is. We've resorted to using the roblox party dancer batteries for pete's sake!

I was referring to the lounge at Indeterminacy Land Hotel And Apartments. I just remembered they were holding a convention to discuss enemy weapons and got sidetracked with veternarians. Not the Off-Topic Thread lounge!

Professionals, keep those sedatives at maximum level you can! Alendaeor do not let those bronies get out of the containment bays! All unassigned technomagi narrators on duty and all war delegates please head to Containment Bays and bring as many dancefighting batteries as possible! All memetic troopers report to Supreme Tower at Containment Bays! I want as many Legendariats as Spirit can find! Lord Of The Mists, please maximize the masquerade mist to keep the enemy confused!

Sorry, untamed bronies are quite dangerous. Continue pounding them hard with anvilbirds and memetic fire!
 
Robert Joe
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You are using Mythril and rock to stop the Bronies?! Haven't you ever heard of Carbon Nanotube?

And you are clearly not doing a good job, the Bronies are affecting you. Whatever...

Listen, I will let you go on this one, but ONE more Brony-related thing and we will enter another Spam War. Do you hear me?
Edited by Robert Joe, Feb 25 2012, 03:29 AM.
 
nedben
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Spamwar for maximum length of time possible?

Y/N

Camo admitted to being a brony outright in a passive manner after one of Decel's comics and I haven't seen your exceedingly fast and accurate precision attacks with Camo. I must be doing a better job annoying people than I thought. Hooray for me and inverse productivity!


I was shooting them with musical lasers because they obliterated carbon nanotube shielding within seconds. Cut through it like the boss me me against Russian reversal meme. Either way, the results aren't pretty.
Edited by nedben, Feb 25 2012, 03:37 AM.
 
Robert Joe
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The reason I have not targeted Camo5 was because he rarely posts in the Off-Topic thread. If he did, I would be attacking him left and right.

And yes. A very long, and brutal spam war.

Edit: Carbon Nanotube is the strongest material in existence. There is no way a Brony could cut though it. And, while mythril can either hold elemental artifacts or make mid-level gear (Depending on which game we are talking about), it could not hold back a huge amount of Bronies.
Edited by Robert Joe, Feb 25 2012, 03:43 AM.
 
nedben
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THEY HAD MULTIBLACKHOLE LASERS WHICH THEY USED TO SEVER THE ATOMIC BONDS AND BREAK IT INTO COMPOSITE ATOMS AND PURE ENERGY TOO.And of course, the modded Kapowley-model brony gun. Two words; Absolute Devastation.
Edited by nedben, Feb 25 2012, 03:44 AM.
 
Robert Joe
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Then how is Mythril and stone working, hm?
 
nedben
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-______________________- You don't get how music lasers work, do you?

They use concentrated Magicinium (read: PLOT ENERGY) to forcibly compress multiple sonic booms into musical form, which is then launched as a focused sound beam against the target, such as a brony. The light is simply a side effect of the accompaniment lightshow spam.


Posted Image

Kind of like this image from Houston Press. All credit goes to people who hold the credit.
Edited by nedben, Feb 25 2012, 03:49 AM.
 
Robert Joe
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Try an energy shield... That might be a bit more economical and effective. And how are Mythril and stone used in a Music Laser?
Edited by Robert Joe, Feb 25 2012, 03:51 AM.
 
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