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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,792 Views)
Robert Joe
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You were using Care Bear stares? What the f*** is that going to do? Make them "care" about each other or some bullshit?

Ahem, anyway. A Brony with some technological enhancements and a suit of Mark V armor is still a Brony. It still cannot shoot anything to save its life, and, while the suit provides a lot of protection, the Brony is still a Brony and can be killed with a mild paper cut.

The Sky-Pirates are stealing from me? Damn, none of my drones informed me of this!

The Free-Form Roleplay? I thought it was too late for me to join.
Edited by Robert Joe, Feb 25 2012, 08:58 PM.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
Actually, I use underpowered care bear stares so the bronies fall into crushing depression because of the necessary loop required to see that far into infinity.

These bronies. Are F***ing INSANE! They'll shoot cute innocent butterflies regardless of if they're giant! And they're awesome markshorses! And some idiot made them have bulletproof-strong skins and freaking adamantine-tough skeletal structure! With titanium! And diamond-plate internal mechanics to protect their squishy organic innards!

The sky pirates probably used stealth suits. We've been wondering where those spare units of sneak suits went.

It's a freeform roleplay. You could probably fall out of the sky and hit my scrappy character my Camera is following. The character will be fine.
 
Deceleration
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Ahem , bronies are pathetically weak. Everyone knows this. Their only strength is their fearsome ability to reproduce by destroying the souls of innocent internet users and television viewers, and make them into more bronies.
 
nedben
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What happens when you meld several planets worth of bronies from a particular universe full of copper and wintery stuff all together?

The not-so-pathetically-weak warbronies.
 
Robert Joe
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Combining Bronies with copper?! Hahaha! That would only make them weaker, you fool! And several planets of Bronies have about the combined combat strength of a heavily-damaged Mini-Drone. Deceleration is right, Bronies are absolutely pathetic in combat.
 
nedben
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Remember that spamwar universe I tried to push you in that was designed to be your biggest blow-it-up target?

I have like 70 billion undamaged copies worth in storage. The rest are in circulation on the enemy black market and both sides are trying to pin as many down as possible. Them to try and make a brony that isn't the physical embodiment of pathetic^YouMadePegasusCryWithThePatheticness and me to casually throw at you in the next spamwar so you can blow them up.

A lot of things other than bronies went into those warbronies.

Here's what we've determined of the ingredients.
Bronyiespamtimesinfinitytothetrinkinionthpower
A few damaged minidrones
At least fifty terminators
Rule34ium
DEATH PONIES. Self explanitory.
Pure Evil
Everything used in the Special surgery
A freaking deathray
Blasphemy
Fail energy
Spice
Depression
A horror movie duel
A really bad dream
A nuclear reactor
A particle accelerator
A nuclear FUSION reactor
An IED
Scribblenautics summoning pad
Universal power source class Inverted Plot Energy
Universal power source class Plot Energy
More blasphemy
Diamond plate coated in carbon nanotubing
Adamantine crossbraced with mythril
Twilight
Freshly prepared cosmic horror guts
Buttered date-rape drugs
Random negative emotions
More Rule 34
A few megatons of fangirl sweat (Don't ask me. Ask the evil things!)
Something disgusting
Horned cheetah vomit (This is why they have bodyguards for small, dog-size cheetahs with horns)
A few Oblivion mods
More kapowley-model deathrays
Excessive rivalry
PAIN
INSANITY


And a smattering of winterstuff and copper.
 
Robert Joe
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And you added so much copper an winter to them, that it canceled out all of the more powerful things that were there (Also Oblivion modding for the win! Too bad I do not have the game anymore.). Those Bronies are still pathetic..
 
Deceleration
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"You cannot make a silk purse from a sow's ear"
-someone.

This saying is very true. You cannot remove the ear of a female pig and use it to make a silk purse! Likewise you cannot make a brony into a fighting machine, because it sucks too much.
 
nedben
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Of course! That's why they took so many missiles to kill! They had a suckishness-to-energy generator!

Corollary: Life can be a converter.

Also: I found THIS

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Who cares if it's irrelevant? It looks nice.

And I also FOUND THIS!

Posted Image
Edited by nedben, Feb 26 2012, 12:35 AM.
 
Robert Joe
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Oh really? And how did they build it? And besides, like Deceleration said, Bronies cannot become warriors of any kind, it is just impossible.

Edit: What the hell is that?

Edit 2: Ah, I can see that you realize Deceleration and I are correct. And you are trying to change the subject using random images.
Edited by Robert Joe, Feb 26 2012, 12:37 AM.
 
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