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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,783 Views)
nedben
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Eternal Commander
*pops into rockboy's dimension*
Ohaider!
*writes detailed interdimensional hologram to ion about HOW DID YOU SURVIVE FOR SO LONG, and sends it*
 
sci-fi_max2001
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Veteran Commander
i turn into a ALL PURPOSE SINGULARITY and pop into rockboy's dimension and stay there until danger strikes me...somehow
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
Attempt to absorb scifi's mind. Via brainwash attacking it with sequence and montage spam and brainwashing equipment, then taking it over like a malevolent mind control/AI hybrid.
 
sci-fi_max2001
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Veteran Commander
RAWR i blast you with a quasar

i have a state tornament for chess so i will go to Rockford wish me luck...i think
Edited by sci-fi_max2001, Mar 2 2012, 12:44 PM.
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
Well good luck....

*Spawns allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Socket panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers*


 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Automatic circumciser?!? Also, where did you copy and paste that from?
 
nedben
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I deflect the quasar with a shield made of quasars and then go into the Central Off-Topic-Thread-Lounge-Room-No-Violence recently renovated by Infect. I like the modern art you've pictured next to the classic existing images.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Infect's post is from the Weird Al Yankovic song "Hardware Store" with the lyrics here: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/hardwarestore.html

Google is awesome.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
Why would we or any hardware store need an automatic circumcizer?
 
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Coreling Conquerer

I'm wondering what a "bug deflector" is.
 
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