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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,767 Views)
nedben
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Eternal Commander
Immediately recite every prayer you know from whatever you believe and DO NOT TOUCH that file.

This should be a dumb headline.
"SMALL RED UFO SEEN CAPTURING PRIEST IN CALIFORNIA; SMALLER GREEN ALIEN BRINGS PRIEST BACK"

Does anyone have a set of blessed computer repair tools?
Edited by nedben, Mar 13 2012, 11:11 PM.
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
Why would I need a preist? Everbody knows I use the "CORE OF CREATION".
What....the core, its a religion. It is no lie.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Open it! I assume no responsibility for damages, but still, open it!
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
What? Using multiple religions and heretically weaving them together can't WILL hurt.

:blink:

No! Don't execute the .EXE file! It will probably DESTROY YOU WITH A THOUSAND EVIL VIRUSES AND WORMS AND TROJANS and kill our Resident Infected Leader!

Does ANYONE have a set of computer repair equipment blessed by several different religions at the same time?
Edited by nedben, Mar 13 2012, 11:28 PM.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Infect dies from guillotine? Yay!
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
Not THAT execution!

*DOUBLE FACEPALM*

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There's a grail to look for, but where is the REST of a holy toolbox set?!
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
Im not opening it.
Not opening it.
Not opening it.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Open it, Infect. It's a secret file that will make your computer a sentient being.
 
nedben
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In order to safely open it, you're going to need a backup of your system, EVERY ANTIVIRUS KNOWN TO EVERYONE EVER, Excalibur, the holy grail, at least 3 gods, The Core, a carrier in a secure location for you to respawn at, a nuke, a gullotine, 3 zebras, an RPG, 70 copies of every holy book known to everyone, a ton of spam, some tabloids, mind-burning fanfiction, a beautiful goddess, Chuck Norris, an IMA, and anything else you could possibly think of.
Oh, and a minidrone too. With a Command 9001 boost, so you can electrocute your computer to death with cannons.

And a few copies of Elk Cloner and DOS. LOTSA DOS AND OLD WINDOWSES SO YOU CAN INSTALL THEM AND KILL YOUR COMPUTER WITH RECOVER MILLIONS OF TIMES!
Never use RECOVER in DOS Prompt/Command Prompt, you'll make your computer refile everything and commit suicide.
Edited by nedben, Mar 13 2012, 11:42 PM.
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
Nothing can save you now.
 
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