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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,691 Views)
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Hmm, an EP1 cube is a good project. To Kong!
 
darty
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Insane ShellCore
I did that once. my game got deleted and I lost my cube.
 
Infect
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In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the worker's face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped succesfully.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together
 
darty
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In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Eternity." A sigh might escape the worker as they look upon you with the utmost pity. They will take you down a flight of stairs into what should be the basement of the building, yet isn't.

As you press deeper and deeper into the underbelly of the institution, you will begin to hear a chorus of screams. At first it will be barely audible, as if originating from a point a great distance away, but the closer you get to the end of the hallway, the louder it will become until it drones so loudly that it seems to consume all other noises. Soon the din will become so painful that you will feel the unrelenting urge to claw at your own ears to escape it; it is advisable to resist this impulse, or else it will be impossible to complete your quest. The worker will show you a door, covering both their ears as they do so. As swiftly as they can, they will unlock the door and run, leaving you alone in this cramped, dark hallway.

This will be your last chance to run. If you decide to continue, open the door; the piercing wail will then end abruptly, leaving your ears ringing. The room you will enter will be coated in an almost tangible, all-consuming darkness but for the far end of the room. There, manacled to the wall, is an emaciated figure, covered in raw lashes. He will stare directly at you, with a maniacal grin plastered to his face despite festering wounds and a scalpel still half-protruding from his chest. Now will be your only chance to save yourself, and the only way is to ask, "Who created them?”

He will cackle in a manner befitting the death throes of an animal before responding. His will be the most horrific tale you have ever heard, beyond such primitive concepts as pain and death. It will delve deep into the very essence of evil; those of weak mind go mad at the man's story, so remain strong, no matter how fragile your mind may feel.

When he finishes, it will be up to you to end this man's life, releasing his terrible burden. Remove the scalpel and he will shudder once in agony before falling silent... forever.
That scalpel is Object 3 of 538. It is up to you if the rest should be protected or destroyed.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
*creates bomb made of subatomic angels working together*
*destroys one such object*

Universal Error: Forbidden. Reality degaussing to modify safestate, action?

*Infinite God Loop Subconscious types in "delete objects"*

Universe fixed.


Now excuse me as I do something....


Omniexistential Hypothesis
 
The heart of omniexistential hypothesis is that everything possible DOES exist. Every last possible course of action existence could or could not have taken does exist, and no matter how much omniversal Class Z destruction goes on an omnidimensional structure can never be destroyed by anything short of the utter end of existence, which is basically where the storyteller in the next and final step up stops telling, at the end of infinity and trinkinion and everything else.
Edited by nedben, May 26 2012, 12:11 AM.
 
darty
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Insane ShellCore
In any city, in any country, go to any pet store or zoo you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Fluffy Kittens". Should a look of child-like glee come over the worker's face, you will then be taken into the building, in a long, well lit, windowed corridor. All you will hear is the sound of fluffy kittens meowing, growling, and purring endlessly. It is a language that you do not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable happiness.

Should the kittens stop making noise at any time, start tiptoeing, and be as quiet as possible; you don't want to interrupt naptime. If you do, you'll have to leave; don't stop for anything, don't go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleeping wherever your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped successfully. Or you can just offer them some milk as compensation. That works too.

Anyway, after you've dealt with that, continue on. Upon reaching the room, all you will see is a gigantic open-air gazebo, with hundreds of cute fluffy kittens huddled in the corners, playing endlessly and cradling something. The kittens will only respond to one question: "What happens when you all grow up?"

They will then stare intently into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. No matter how fluffy the kitten, no matter how cuddly, cute, or playful, all kittens eventually become cats. They will go into excruciating detail of every sofa shredded, every sweater unraveled, every songbird devoured. Many go mad in that very gazebo; others disappear soon after the encounter, and still others end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and make eye contact with one of those kittens. You, too, will be tempted. Be warned that if you do, your snuggling will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that kitten's paws.

That kitten is 0 of 538. They must never grow up. Never.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
*cuts hole in reality via girl with a katamari doll with which to save the world before the fish can eat it*

*if that is unsuccessful, have the kitten be eaten by universe-eating Grey Goo, thus preventing it from ending the world due to it not being in reality*

*if that fails, continue doing so much world-ending Lovecraftian-esque madness there is no hope*

*If THAT somehow fails, give it the water of eternal youth.*

*If THAT fails, send it back to the beginning of time where creationsong runs bright and there's this orb thingy that grants eternal youth, thus ensuring that*


Hypothesis Of All Myths Are True Preventing Creepypasta
 
This hypothesis depends on the fact that if All Myths Are True it is downright impossible due to compatibility issues for the world to end like any of them plan. No matter how solid Fate can be, there will always be some God Mode Sue who will throw wrenches into the plan, some obscure casualty of insecure checking that results in a conflict, or just that when we all go down, everything's going to happen to end it all.
Edited by nedben, May 26 2012, 12:19 AM.
 
darty
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Insane ShellCore
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nedben
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Overruled. Do I need to slap you with my insanity?
 
darty
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my face is a apike so go ahead.

you just losted the game!!!
 
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