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YTP Battle? Nah, World's Worst YTP Script!
Harkinian: Zelda, launch the Secret Weapon!
Zelda: There IS no Secret Weapon!
Harkinian: OAH!
Impa: Triforces?
Impa takes out the Triforces of Wisdom, Power, and Courage.
Harkinian: OAH!
Link: Great idea!
Link loads the Triforces into the Morshu Nukeree.
Morshu Nukeree: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Bombs!
The Morshu Nukeree shoots a wave of weapons and nukes and stuff at the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario: All toasters toast toast!
Mario activates the torpedo toaster batteries, which shoot down the weapons and nukes and stuff.
Peach: They are violating the YouTube Poop declaration of war rules from the Koridai Convention! Counterattack!
Spaghetti cannons fire massive amounts of spaghetti at Hyrule.
Gwonam: Squadala!
Gwonam grabs Harkinian as Harkinian fires his dinner blaster.
Harkinian: DINNER.
Harkinian shoots down all the spaghetti.
A gigantic warp portal opens up above the still battling Hyrule and Mushroom Kingdom.
Celestia: Engage all Fluttershy lasers!
A battleship goes through the warp portal, and begins firing Fluttershy Says Yay song batteries at Hyrule Castle.
Harkinian: NO!
Morshu: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Morshu breaks out in song and uses MMMMMMM to deflect the Yay song blasts into space.
Celestia: Crap. Explosion!
Rainbow Dash runs down at rainbow speed and begins slamming into Morshu's shield with sonic cone rams before bouncing back to base.
Princess Peach: RAGE!
Peach erupts into invulnerability flame and teleports to Harkinian. Harkinian is slapped in the face by the invulnerable Peach.
Zelda: Father!
Zelda slaps Peach, then the deathbattle scene occurs.
Zelda: NO! BURRRRRRNNNNNN!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!
Zelda shoots lasers and fireballs and lightning and stuff at Peach.
Celestia: Attack!
The battleship shoots seizure inducing cuteness at Hyrule.
Sonic: Uncomfortable!
Sonic runs in with his team, then uses all the chaos emeralds and becomes Super Sonic.
Super Sonic: Kamehama Hadouken!
Super Sonic shoots Nyan Cat at Celestia's battleship, but the rainbow cuteness makes it bounce off.
Ganon: Join me Zelda, Link, Gwonam, Impa, Morshu, Everybody else.
Hyrule Cast: Sure!
War or whatever his name is: Feel the fire of War!
Zelda: NOO.
Zelda shoots War or whatever with lightning.
Impa: Let me get the Secret Weapon!
Link: Huh?
Impa: The Secret weapon!
Link: Huh?
Gwonam: Squadalah, we're off, the Secret Weapon!
Link: Huh?
Harkinian: OAH the Secret Weapon!
Link: Huh?
Celestia: The Secret Weapon!
Link: Huh?
Harkinian: Uctions, Dinner Blaster, the Secret Weapon!
Link: Huh?
Morshu: Lamp oil, rope, bombs, rupees, the Secret Weapon!
Link: Huh?
Mario: Uctions, weegee, Secret Weapon!
Arkantos from Age Of Mythology: the Secret Weapon!
Lion-O from Thundercats: the Secret Weapon!
Mothra: Squee Secret Weapon!
Sonic: the Secret Weapon!
Weird Al: the Secret Weapon!
Link: Huh?
Harkinian: Mah boi, the Secret Weapon is... Nothing!
Link: Huh?
Zelda facepalms then looks down.
Zelda: We're going to Chuck Norris to look for-
Duke Onkled: scrub scrub Your Omnipotence, Have Mercy!
Zelda: NO!
The Woman From The Wonderful End Of The World: You asked for Chuck Norris? Follow Me!
Link: Sure!
Zelda and Link are abruptly talking to Chuck Norris.
Zelda: Your Omnipotence, Have Mercy!
Chuck Norris shoots them with a laser.
Zelda and Link are back in Hyrule.
Link: I know!
Zelda: YOU MUST scrub all the floors in Hyrule!
Link: Huh?
Zelda: Just kidding.
Zelda and Harkinian laugh.
Robert Joe, what do you think? An explanation to why any worlds I write always defy reason is that they are plucked freshly from the lands of non-existence, which doesn't always obey logic as logic exists. Eh...
New YTP!
King: Hm... What can we do? I know!
Harkinian logs onto his computer. Then...
CENSORED (TM) (Yes, Hyrule's royal censor company also does other utility things. That retainer is actually good at things other than being a Spy.) Antivirus: Virus Detected!
Weird Al: Virus Alert! Delete it immediately before someone gets hurt!
Weird Al's Virus Alert song starts playing and keeps playing even through other music.
King: OAH! Hm... Aha!
The king takes out his phone and calls Repair Company.
Balto (Yes, Balto is a computer repair expert. See relevant YTP of the King getting a virus.): Hm...
Balto taps a few keys making the typing sound.
Computer: NO.
Balto: Zelda!
Zelda: We're going INTO THE SYSTEM!
Zelda jumps into any virtualizer, either the one from Atlantis spongebob episode or the Code Lyoko scanners, whichever is easier to find and put Zelda in.
Zelda begins battling viruses and playing videogames, replicating where necessary. Use things like Code Lyoko, the Atlantis anti-sniffles scene from Spongebob In Atlantis or whatever, TF2, Robert Joe's Rant Adventures, anything involving computers, the scene where the technomancer in Regular Show uses stuff to duel a Doomaggedon Virus disguised as an Error 220 Virus, That YTP Of TF2 Where Zelda Is The Pyro (Because YTP People Make Great TF2 Analogies), medical shows, Hotel Mario Actual Gameplay, scenes from CD-I Legend Of Zelda games, etc., while blaring Weird Al Yankovic's Virus Alert song, even whilst music or sounds from other things or Zelda's random exclamations are also playing.
Zelda devirtualizes or whatever.
Zelda: Father!
Harkinian and Zelda laugh.
Link: Huh?
Virus does the bowser laugh.
Virus: WARIO HYPNO ATTACK!
Balto: NO.
Gwonam flies down on his magic carpet.
Gwonam: Squadalah, Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized your computer!
Harkinian takes out his Dinner Blaster.
Harkinian: DINNER. Blaster. OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
Harkinian begins shooting dinner at his computer.
Virus: IT BURNS! YOU DARE BRING Dinner TO MY LAIR?! YOU MUST DIE!
The computer shoots lightning at Gwonam and Harkinian.
Harkinian: OAH!
Gwonam: SQUADELLAH!
The King's computer turns into Megatron/Ganon hybrid.
Ganon: DIE!
Impa: I'm sure YOU WILL DIE!
Impa throws Gwonam at Ganon.
Gwonam: Squadelah!
Ganon: CHAINS!
Impa: Let me get the Triforce Of Wisdom!
Zelda facepalms.
Zelda throws the Triforce of Wisdom at Ganon.
When it hits, the Triforce boomerangs back to Zelda after making the Windows 3D Moviemaker (The One With The McZee Guy) punch metal sound.
Link: Huh?
Link is holding a book and the Wand Of Gamelon.
Ganon: JOIN ME LINK!
Morshu throws a bunch of bombs and flaming lamp oil while swinging in on a rope.
Morshu: MMMMMMMM You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have Rupees!
Harkinian: DINNER.
Harkinian throws the Dinner Blaster at Ganon, knocking him onto Mars. The Dinner Blaster Shoop Da Whoop's away Ganon with Destroyer Of Worlds setting. Pure energy. Harkinian catches the falling Dinner Blaster.
Link is crushed by a falling and bouncing computer, which is Harkinian's. Link rebounds.
Link: Huh?
Virus Alert stops or ends.
Gwonam flies up on his magic carpet and catches the computer.
Gwonam: Squadelah! Oops!
Gwonam drops the computer.
Duke Onkled: scrub scrub scrub all the floors in Hyrule!
Onkled is hit by the computer.
Onkled: Your Omnipotence, Have Mercy!
Zelda and Harkinian laugh.
Harkinian: NO.
Zelda: We're going to make you scrub all the floors in Hyrule!
the Computer lands on Harkinian's desk.
Harkinian walks over and logs in.
Computer: NO *Weird Al Voice* Virus Alert *end Weird Al Voice* s.
Audience applause video here.
Fin!
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