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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,669 Views)
Infect
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The second account is my brother, I swear.


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Edited by Infect, Jun 22 2012, 08:12 PM.
 
darty
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Insane ShellCore
I wounder how many cows live in the world...
 
Infect
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Why?
 
darty
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dunno, just wonderin'.
 
Infect
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More then there are humans I would assume.
 
Deceleration
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About 1.5 billion cattle live in the world, primarily in large meat factories.
 
Infect
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Oh. Ok.
Edited by Infect, Jun 23 2012, 05:40 PM.
 
Robert Joe
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nedben
Jun 21 2012, 02:55 AM
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Why are you asking me questions? I mean, it is not like I am that interesting. You should ask someone like Infect.

1. The "Creepy Skeleton Pic" in that video? The Slimby Picture appears in every single one of my videos! And no, I do not have YTP AIDS, I just added Pedobear to the Poop because there was no other way of conveying the entire "That line sounded wrong" thing. As for the ear-rape, well, it is a Youtube Poop! It needs ear-rape!

2. No, but there are plenty of other reasons to hate Bronies. They are fully grown men (And hell, it is even inexcusable for women too) that are rabid fanboys of My Little Pony. Seriously, I though that the Sonic fanboys were bad, but then these guys came along...

3. Well maybe a Koopa will lend us his! If we "Persuade" him...

4. Not any that I can think of off the top of my head.

5. No, I do not have YTP AIDS.

6. I am going to reveal this stuff later on, I actually have it planned. For instance, there actually is a reason why Jenna is so murderous, why Mia has a German accent, and why Painis Cupcake was in Lunpa Fortress.

7. If that were the case, I would personally invent fast-than-light travel, build a huge warship, and then fly it to the damn lighthouse (I would find a way, even though it does not exist). Just so I could have the satisfaction of killing the boss with a combustion engine-powered pruner or something. ....Well, either that or just smash the Gameboy Advance out of anger.

8. No, I do not have YTP AIDS! I only post Spadinner because it is annoying!

9. Since magic does not really exist, I cannot say for sure. But I would assume that an ionic forcefield would be extremely resistant to, if not completely impervious to it. As for what classifies as magic, I cannot say either.

10. I do not know, ask The Great Lord Dr Robotnik.




Very well, here are a few questions for you:

1. Is there a story that you wrote that explains the origins of the characters that you often mention, like "The Doctress" and "The Weapon"? If so, I would actually like to read it.

2. What exactly is a "Technomagi Narrator"?

3. Why are Bronies making frequent appearances in your more recent writings? I mean, it would be fine if they got brutally maimed/killed in the process, but they are not.

4. If you and Videogama got into a Textwall battle, who would win?

5. Where do you get all of these terms like "Plot Armor" and "Railroadian Plot"? Or did you just make them up yourself?
 
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1. Yes, but it is so horribly written the main characters are irrelevant by the 100 page mark, the Doctress was a hang-on from one layer which later was discontinuity, one half of The Weapon knows enough horrors to make a cheeta with horns (He's named Fin. Again, it does not make sense.) barf valuable material all over the floor (Cheetas with horns barf valuable stuff. Again, does not make sense.) and there's so much general nonsense Alice In Wonderland and The King In Yellow are the most logical things in existence with which to smite lovecraftian menaces and dispense them to the Void of The Pit.

2. What happens when you combine a wizard, a mad scientist, anything at all, and a narrator of all people, into one personage and make a whole archetype of them. It's not limited to humanoids.

3. Someone let them in. We're still arguing over who is responsible, and since they're nonviolent we're using them as civil servants and filler positions until we manage to either convert a rabid exterminator from the enemy (Again, we're still arguing over who is responsible) or they kill themselves off. Did you know they're actually treated as an invasive species?

4. "Tears." - A Moderator. Probably Videogama, as his textwalls are interpretable whereas mine are effectively attacking the reply box with text.

5. I use a ton of TvTropes tropes and such, with occasional self-created hybrids and such.

Oddly, searching textwall battle results in rainbow pony.



WARNING PONY CONTAINER


Great idea~! We'll annoy one set of fans with another!



Hey, Weapon (female) what are you doing with that knife? Going to make sure those Pinkamenas don't try to kill the Pinkie Pies? Fine, but I'm still having the Orlygarchy trace that knife's origins. Too many cupcakes getting into the dessert black market could contaminate Harkinian's dinner orders.
Edited by nedben, Jun 24 2012, 12:06 AM.
 
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huh?
 
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