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Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,668 Views)
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nedben
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Jun 24 2012, 12:07 AM
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Screw with Twilight fans with ponies. Yes?
P.S. The story is also in Word 2003, designed to make no sense, has lots of filler page, and repeat, DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
The setting reoriented itself twice already, reality itself was broken by Spirit hitting supervillains with it (Again, there was no plot. Of COURSE that somehow makes existence weaker!) and there is no way to organize it into a coherent setting. It's NOT a good read.
If you would like to request a textwall, do so. I have SEVERAL ready.
Edited by nedben, Jun 24 2012, 12:13 AM.
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Brayzure
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Jun 24 2012, 01:14 AM
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I'd be interested to see one. In a spoiler, mind you.
EDIT: I have a question, for everyone: What is the difference between 'assume' and 'presume'?
Edited by Brayzure, Jun 24 2012, 01:16 AM.
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nedben
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Jun 24 2012, 01:35 AM
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Textwall delivery for Synergy The Doctress is one of the more active characters of my stories. She is a hang-on from the House layer, which is currently in discontinuity after the second reorganization. Named for an offhand joke about "What do we call the first female doctor? Doctress?" and as such happens to have incredible medical skills (Although she is a master in pretty much anything, as her position in her origin required) but for some reason instead of the TF2 Medic's doves she has Orlies. As a commentator, it fits her to have several sub-commentators who follow her around, such as her two pet Orlies Sophia Lily and Grayson. Her medical skill has not come into play much (Again, these people are all god mode.) but may later. She apparently has meetings with higher-ups in the space of about a Planck with extensive ones reaching all the way to nanoseconds, although why exactly the entire League must compress the time required for governmental meetings is probably war paranoia or merely a quick method of gathering everything and everyone needed. As a commentator, she has a contractual obligation to break the fourth wall more than others, which basically means ignoring the fourth wall and getting into arguments or deep conversations with me. Other characters do this all the time, but the Doctress does it more than the others (somehow) and still wins.
Xatra is a large and major nation in the League, with complicated constitutional monarchy leadership under the League. Its capitol city is large enough to have multiple weather systems. The rulership is an expy of standard democratic republic constitutional monarchies, with individuals like Exatriel, Elatriel, Mr. Nobody Is(long word spam) Goneforgood, and a few other individuals at the head of the royal family. Xatra has its own complicated history in the ancient past in the early League stages, with the heroes Exatriel and Elatriel gathering a force to fight off an enemy agent in one of the most epic musical battles in League history.
Spirit's history is a long and complicated one. She was born in the worldsong in Titania, the nation of Those Fireballs which is one of the front of the League. In her early days, she fought Krupt, who was then an evil beastmaster and somehow pulled a Palpatine, saved her nation, gathered up the individual groups and colors of Those Fireballs, merged forth the Crown Jewel Of Titania, found out about Krupt's Palpatine move, shoved him off Chancillorhood in an epic battle when Krupt made his attack move, became the Chancellor Of The League, etc etc. The details may be detailed later.
Here's a few small thoughtwaves. More?
Edited by nedben, Jun 24 2012, 01:36 AM.
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Brayzure
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Jun 24 2012, 01:40 AM
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That? That's not a textwall. That's nothing coming from you!
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nedben
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Jun 24 2012, 01:55 AM
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MORE!
This is a cheap YTP script. If Robert Joe makes it, I will be suprised as it may involve Original Characters and lots of original voices in the next edition. As well as things he does not like.
Princess Luna: USE THIS VOLUME WHEN ADRESSING OUR SUBJECTS!!!
King Harkinian: Enough!
Judge Judy: ORDER!
Zelda: But father!
Quizzical stare from Mayor Kravendish.
Kravendish: This is illegal you know.
Harkinian: Take him away!
Fari: Yes your majesty.
Gwonam flies in.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, the island of Koridai has seized Ganon and his minions! It is written, only Impa can defeat Ganon!
Gwonam throws his scroll.
Princess Celestia drops in out of nowhere, intercepts the scroll, and flies off with it.
Gwonam: Oh f***!
Link: Huh?
Gwonam frowns at Link.
Luna: VOLUME!
Cheetamen super loud ear rape here.
Impa: The triforce of wisdom promises you must SHUT UP!
Ganon: NO!
Impa shoots chain rainbow lightning at Ganon.
Ganon: NO! NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BURNS!
Ganon falls over onto Link.
Link: I can't wait to bomb some dodongos! I'm so hungry I could eat an Octorok!
Link is crushed by the falling Ganon.
Zelda: Link is finally dead!
Harkinian and Zelda laugh.
Even More! Leondias: THIS! IS! SPARTA!
Fluttershy: YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ME!
Pinkamena (Not Pinkie Pie. They're seperate entities and fight each other on more than one occasion.): YOU MUST DIE!
Derpy flies away.
An army of Pedobears begins trooping out of Trollface mouths.
An army of Flutterrages comes out of a butterfly cloud.
The Pedobears and Flutterages begin attacking each other.
Harkinian: Enough. YOU MUST DIE!
Harkinian aims nukes at Equestria. Yes, that's where the battle is.
Celestia levitates Derpy to block all the nukes. Derpy is nukeproof, you know.
Kravendish: This is illegal you know.
Princess Peach: YOU MUST DIE!
Princess Peach slaps Kravendish.
Kravendish explodes.
Morshu: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Morshu's MMMMing blows up the battlefield.
Celestia: OBEY!
Morshu: No.
Luna: VOLUME!
Cheetamen ear rape here.
Harkinian: ENOUGH! This is TERRIBLE! We must destroy this immediately!
Harkinian presses a button, and laughs evilly.
The Death Star blows up the battlefield.
Harkinian is in the control room, and laughs evilly.
Administrator Helen: No.
GLaDOS: DIE~!
GLaDOS attacks the Death Star in an X-wing.
GLaDOS blows up the death star.
Harkinian: Sh*t!
Impa: VOLUME!
Warning sign: Warning, ear rape.
Cheetamen ear rape, MorshuMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, anything loud.
Warning sign: Ear rape over.
Harkinian: Enough.
Edited by nedben, Jun 24 2012, 02:11 AM.
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Jun 24 2012, 07:01 PM
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I don't like tomato sauce.
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Deceleration
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Jun 24 2012, 07:08 PM
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Why not? Don't you like pizza?
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Jun 24 2012, 07:15 PM
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I like pizza, without sauce.
I don't like sauce because I'm not found of its taste, and on top of that, a lot of sauces have chunks in them, and for some reason that kind of texture really bugs me when I'm eating.
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Jun 24 2012, 07:35 PM
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Huh. I wouldn't be able to stand a pizza without sauce, as I need the salt, oil, and sourness. Especially the salt. I need significant amounts of salt in every meal.
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nedben
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Jun 24 2012, 08:06 PM
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I prefer the more oil kind instead of the more tomato-y kind. Visual appeal via connotations.
Speaking of food, has anyone read a book from the Sector General series?
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