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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,656 Views)
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

I personally see nothing wrong with them, provided they are spoiled. But, Lord Decel has spoken.
 
nedben
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Infect, I need you as an Infect Grammar Simulator because Robert Joe is likely busy with the tekkit server and the rantventures. PM me. If horrific grammar of incomprehensible story snippets doesn't annoy my brother, I'm going to have to reconfigure the entire 7837465th plan.

Also, have a card!

It's About If Forum Staff See Spam!
Edited by nedben, Jul 10 2012, 01:02 AM.
 
Waterflame
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Watchful Gravetender
Terraria :3 Posted Image
 
Ion496
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Ah, terraria.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
*DERAIL*



Anyways, what were we talking about? Terraria?
 
Ion496
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Apoet001: The person who gets shouted at for making terraria and "The art of touching a woman".
By the way, new poll.
Edited by Ion496, Jul 10 2012, 07:18 AM.
 
Spar
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Wandering Scavenger

The poll has a few bad options. Soda is far too sticky once you get out. Beer is too. The vinegar in the relish would dry your skin out if you spent a lot of time in it. Vomit is still painfully acidic. Holy water is untreated so you should avoid getting it in your eyes, mouth and nose to avoid possible infections, and thus makes a poor option.

The children are a good choice, but you'd need to prepare them via cathartics and forced urinary retention. Cathartics help remove much of the retained bacteria in the large intestine, while also lowering the amount of acid in the small intestine, while the high nitrogen in a child's urine works as a great disinfectant to clean the remainder of material once liquidized. I'm going to hell for getting into too much detail with that one... But I was going to hell anyways, so it doesn't matter to me.
 
nedben
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Regardless of your travel plans afterlife or not, how am I supposed to swim in a snuffalupagus? An individual of the species is about the size of a mammoth, and aren't those full of internal organs you can't swim in due to the composition of the content? Or maybe that was just a baby... Although he does have a little sister...
Edited by nedben, Jul 10 2012, 12:16 PM.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Eh, I'd rather swim in water. Soda would be nice, but I'd probably try to drink it which would result in very bad things happening. Other than water I'd choose milk, as beer, vinegar, and vomit would cause massive dehydration and potentially death, with vomit also smelling really bad. Liquidized children... what liquidization process would you use?
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
Use Dihydrogen Monoxide, Its better then water.


In other news I found a site that has one million digits of Pi.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.eveandersson.com/pi/digits/1000000
Edited by Infect, Jul 10 2012, 10:35 PM.
 
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