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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,606 Views)
wat
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Walrus.
Bastar! What the fuck!
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
Right, I'll add 2 more death sentences to my faith in humanity. We're currently reviving it so we can kill it again.
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
I had a dream where while Bosch was talking to the Shivans the ETAK device broke and as a result Bosch was trying to teach the Shivans sign language. The whole thing eventually devolved into a game of 20 questions using hand gestures that neither Bosch or the Shivans knew what each other was talking about.

Meanwhile, the GTVA had this Elysium class Transport board an ST Azrael, and the Marines sent to take the ship found some Shivans sitting at a table. They had tophats, and were having tea and crumpets. One of the marines shot and blew up the crumpets the Shivans were having, sending them into a berserker fury, in which they killed the marines and took over the Elysium sent to capture their ship. The Shivans then used the Elysium's comms to send a message to a nearby GTD Hecate.

The crew of the ship promptly stare at the viewscreen or whatever it was as our British Shivans promptly state, "Would you mind not blowing up our crumpets next time, ol' chap?"

By the way, I stole this.
 
Ion496
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BritishShivans?
 
darty
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Insane ShellCore
thundacats28
Oct 2 2012, 12:47 AM
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Oct 1 2012, 09:13 PM
1. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---------*Technical Difficulties*
2. I meant the word Uranus has Ur and Anus in it.
How stupid are you? God, I found that out like 7 years ago. I am surprised you can spell technical difficulties without problems... wait, hold on *checks to see if there is a spellchecker* Never-mind. Oh, and that last part had a hint of sarcasm in it.
Thunda, relax. Its not a big deal.
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
@Infect YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! But seriously, that was awesome.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Thunda, cool it.
 
Infect
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ion496
Oct 2 2012, 04:52 AM
BritishShivans?
You mean the guy I stole it from?
 
Waterflame
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Watchful Gravetender
I'ma pre-order Diary of the Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel.
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
Id post a gif of a Activity Generator... But im too lazy to make one.
 
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