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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,937 Views)
Ion496
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But wait! A direct quote from cracked appears!

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Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Actually, we currently owe them over 1 trillion dollars. Which makes me wonder...who else do we owe the other 13 trillion to?
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

Europe owes us about 100 trillion for ending WW2 and, making NATO.
 
rockboy3970

Here is what I think we should do:
Bring back all foriegn troops
Nuke multiple countries like Afghanistan, Packistan, and all those other crapy countries
Take Over Mexico and all the Islands in the Gulf of Mexico (No more Ilegal Imigrants!)
Modernize Mexico, Deploy Death Scentence (No more Criminals!)
Take over China (That should remove a deceant chink of are Debt.)

After we do all that, we should then have a deceant Economy
oh yeah forgot one!
Deploy rumors that start WW3
So during the chaos we can remain nutral and sell everyone weapons!
So after that we shoudl be filthy rich, the least damaged country in the world, And everyone will owe us Money! *Manical Laughter*.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

China has nukes and 100 million soldiers, you idiot.
 
rockboy3970

And we have Cannada which has Ice hockey and Maple Syrup!
AND we have Insulting YouTube Vids!
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

If you nuke the middle east you'll set off the oil.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

Not to mention every other nuke in the world will suddenly be aimed at our doorstep.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

To disassemble rockboy's stupidity, I will go through everything he said one at a time.

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Bring back all foreign troops

I rather agree with this.

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Nuke multiple countries like Afghanistan, Pakistan, and all those other crappy countries

What the hell, if that happens then we will nuked in return, and the human race will be obliterated! Not a particularly bad thing, but it wouldn't go well with the people. Not that the people have power either, but all of us on this forum are ordinary people.

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Take Over Mexico and all the Islands in the Gulf of Mexico (No more Illegal Immigrants!)

What an excellent idea. And you wil fund this war with your own money, right?

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Modernize Mexico, Deploy Death Sentence (No more Criminals!)

Mexico is modernized enough for me, I think. Why waste more money on that? And the death sentence is worthless if you never catch the actual criminals.

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Take over China (That should remove a decent chink of OUR (you fucking idiot) Debt.)

I believe I have already mentioned the nukes and 100 million soldiers, right? And we will still owe a lot.

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Deploy rumors that start WW3
So during the chaos we can remain nutral and sell everyone weapons!
So after that we shoudl be filthy rich, the least damaged country in the world, And everyone will owe us

How do you propose to remain neutral after we nuke several countries (killing about 200 million people, and angering about 1 billion more) and sell weapons, when we don't produce much of value any more? And we owe everyone so uch already, they will not buy whatever we have to offer.
Edited by Deceleration, Oct 24 2011, 09:16 PM.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

I agree completely with decel. Nukes must not be used, as I stated before, or it will ignite a nuclear war that destroys all humans except for the ones in the ISS.
 
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