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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,444 Views)
TeoUltika
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Half-Sane Shell part creator
Today there was a knock at my door. A tall hooded figure stood there.

Karl: "Hello, my name is Karl. Kiss my ass and I will pass it on to Hank."

Me: "Uhhh... Do I know you?"

Karl: "Haven't you heard from John and Mary? Kissing Hank's ass will make your rich!"

Me: "Oh, I remember that... Can I do it later?"

Karl: "No. May I come in?"

Me: "Sure, why not."

I let him in, which was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. Karl immediately takes off his pants and puts his ass in my direction.

Me: "Woah! Uhh... Okay..."

Karl: "Hurry up and kiss it you slut!"

Me: "Did you just call me... Oh fuck this."

I proceed to kick his ass.
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
... I am going to be stealing that as well.
 
nedben
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TeoUltika
Oct 15 2013, 06:24 PM
Today there was a knock at my door. A tall hooded figure stood there.

Karl: "Hello, my name is Karl. Kiss my ass and I will pass it on to Hank."

Me: "Uhhh... Do I know you?"

Karl: "Haven't you heard from John and Mary? Kissing Hank's ass will make your rich!"

Me: "Oh, I remember that... Can I do it later?"

Karl: "No. May I come in?"

Me: "Sure, why not."

I let him in, which was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. Karl immediately takes off his pants and puts his ass in my direction.

Me: "Woah! Uhh... Okay..."

Karl: "Hurry up and kiss it you slut!"

Me: "Did you just call me... Oh fuck this."

I proceed to kick his ass.
What if the aliens guy has a counterpart on that species' homeworld who fills the role of the Aliens Guy by saying "HUMANS" every time something stupid happens?

Humans.
 
darty
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Insane ShellCore
All my toilet paper holding things are free standing. You can just turn it if you don't like the side.
 
TeoUltika
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I could do more of the legacy of Hank.
I think I will, soon.
 
wat
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Walrus.
Timmy has 5 apples, and he eats 2.
5 apples | 2 apples
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Severe indigestion | laxatives
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Cats | screams so loud birds in Africa crap themselves, then die

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Snarfalarfagus | Snoopy
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vacuum cleaners | Agartha

Using the information from the chart above, Calculate the mass of the sun.
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
If the information were translated into Binary, then the mass of the sun would be 1, to 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 give or take a few billion.

If it were Base 64, it would be greenish blue.

If it were [ERROR IN TRANSLATION] The mass of the sun would be exactly [ERROR IN TRANSLATION] And the resulting singularity would be capable of tearing open a portal to
[ERROR IN TRANSLATION]. This would cause a [DATA LOST] [SYSTEM RESET CODE: 5262239890582035890].
 
wat
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Walrus.
Click on this page! It provides vital information to the standing of human origins!
 
Infect
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I believe you meant Understanding, besides the point, hovering over the link shows that is leads to "HueHueHue.com".
 
TeoUltika
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