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| TeoUltika | Oct 15 2013, 06:24 PM Post #5331 |
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Half-Sane Shell part creator
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Today there was a knock at my door. A tall hooded figure stood there. Karl: "Hello, my name is Karl. Kiss my ass and I will pass it on to Hank." Me: "Uhhh... Do I know you?" Karl: "Haven't you heard from John and Mary? Kissing Hank's ass will make your rich!" Me: "Oh, I remember that... Can I do it later?" Karl: "No. May I come in?" Me: "Sure, why not." I let him in, which was one of the biggest mistakes of my life. Karl immediately takes off his pants and puts his ass in my direction. Me: "Woah! Uhh... Okay..." Karl: "Hurry up and kiss it you slut!" Me: "Did you just call me... Oh fuck this." I proceed to kick his ass. |
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| Infect | Oct 15 2013, 06:45 PM Post #5332 |
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Overlord Of Fail
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... I am going to be stealing that as well. |
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| nedben | Oct 15 2013, 07:13 PM Post #5333 |
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What if the aliens guy has a counterpart on that species' homeworld who fills the role of the Aliens Guy by saying "HUMANS" every time something stupid happens? Humans. |
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| darty | Oct 15 2013, 07:25 PM Post #5334 |
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All my toilet paper holding things are free standing. You can just turn it if you don't like the side. |
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| TeoUltika | Oct 16 2013, 01:48 AM Post #5335 |
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I could do more of the legacy of Hank. I think I will, soon. |
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| wat | Oct 17 2013, 01:07 AM Post #5336 |
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Walrus.
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Timmy has 5 apples, and he eats 2. 5 apples | 2 apples --------------------- Severe indigestion | laxatives --------------------- Cats | screams so loud birds in Africa crap themselves, then die --------------------- Snarfalarfagus | Snoopy --------------------- vacuum cleaners | Agartha Using the information from the chart above, Calculate the mass of the sun. |
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| Infect | Oct 17 2013, 05:11 AM Post #5337 |
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Overlord Of Fail
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If the information were translated into Binary, then the mass of the sun would be 1, to 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 give or take a few billion. If it were Base 64, it would be greenish blue. If it were [ERROR IN TRANSLATION] The mass of the sun would be exactly [ERROR IN TRANSLATION] And the resulting singularity would be capable of tearing open a portal to [ERROR IN TRANSLATION]. This would cause a [DATA LOST] [SYSTEM RESET CODE: 5262239890582035890]. |
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| wat | Oct 19 2013, 07:27 PM Post #5338 |
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Walrus.
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Click on this page! It provides vital information to the standing of human origins! |
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| Infect | Oct 19 2013, 09:47 PM Post #5339 |
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Overlord Of Fail
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I believe you meant Understanding, besides the point, hovering over the link shows that is leads to "HueHueHue.com". |
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| TeoUltika | Oct 19 2013, 11:04 PM Post #5340 |
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