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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,900 Views)
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Ahem, *abolishes taxes except a minor 0.001% tax for the maintenance of the Temple of Deceleration the Almighty*

You may worship me now.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

*alters the sign to say "Temple of Deceleration the Nullified"*
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Nooo!

*imposes a 101% income tax, 110% sales tax, 150% property tax, and 250% religious tax*
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

*hoards my money* I will never pay taxes!
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

*arrests Rick for tax evasion, confiscates all his money*
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

Changes sign back and, worships Deceleration the Almighty.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

*evades the Decel Police, and is on the run once more...with my money!*
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

I already confiscated your money, I replaced it with counterfeit money that gives off radiation so I can track you!
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

My money was in a backpack that has patented anti-tampering seals, and has not been touched. I have the backpack. Money!
 
Videogama
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Knock knock, Ivan's here!

Decel. WHAT DID I TELL YOU.
*Arrests Decel for insubordination*
 
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