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| nedben | Jan 9 2012, 09:30 PM Post #831 |
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GAH! Quickly, pull in the tankproof luigiproof orbital bombardment Sector General Galactic Federation's Monitor Corps AntiPirate orbital bombardment non-nuclear warheads! And my armada of angels with laser miniguns! Archon Reserves included! Edited by nedben, Jan 9 2012, 09:31 PM.
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| Infect | Jan 9 2012, 09:35 PM Post #832 |
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Overlord Of Fail
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WARNING RANDOM MAYAN CRAP IN BOUND (borrowed from....some one on the following website) ( http://kotaku.com/5867600/the-b3st-and-worst-gam3s-with-a-3-in-the-title ) The Maya calendar was a big circular deal (sort of like all those Aztec calendars we seem to see in pictures, professed by idiots to be "Mayan") with multiple rings. They celebrated what were essentially "New Year's" celebrations once they ended. They had the standard often occurring one, the "unial", which occurred every 20 days and the one that most closely resembled our New Years, called the "tun" that occurred every 360 days. They also had the huge one that occurred once every ~20 years (20 tuns to be exact, 7,200 days), called the "katun", which usually involved huge feasting and celebration, often lasting for days. There was also evidence that during some katuns people feared the world may not be able to start again for the next katun. There was also a "baktun" every 20 katuns, ie every 144,000 days (approx 395 years). Their calandar doesn't have rotations, it's something more akin to our current calendar. Our current 2012 doomsday stuff is just the end of a baktun, like the previous said it's every 144,000 days. So, to be clear I think the 2012 doomsday stuff is nonsense, but that doesn't necessarily mean the Maya did as well. There was, in addition to the feasting and celebrating, a certain fear of the next cycle and a general belief that one of the cycles would be the last, they just didn't know which. The Maya civilization would fear 2012, but they would also celebrate it and party like they only can once in every couple thousand years. Oh, and to all the "haha if they're so smart they should have predicted their own demise.." comments, the Maya civilization didn't collapse in horrible ruin. It appears to be a common misconception that during the "Maya collapse" all the Maya people died due to some horrible Maya-specific apocalypse they were helpless to prevent. They didn't. The term "Maya Collapse" refers to the point they lost a couple of battles and underwent a cultural recession. The classic Maya Civilization complete with long-count calendar and monument building ceased to exist, but there were still Maya people. They didn't all die. END OF RANDOM MAYA CRAP. Edited by Infect, Jan 9 2012, 09:36 PM.
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| Robert Joe | Jan 9 2012, 09:46 PM Post #833 |
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(We are going back to a make-up-random-bullshit spam war again......) *Takes out Neben's orbital bombers with 105mm fully-automatic cannons and Shellcoreian Missile 3s* *Obliterates angels with a few tactical nukes* *Uses an IMA to make more Weegee Tanks* |
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| Brayzure | Jan 9 2012, 09:49 PM Post #834 |
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*destroys IMA and tanks with Banhammer* |
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| Robert Joe | Jan 9 2012, 09:54 PM Post #835 |
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Oh shit, SergeantRick is joining in on the spam battle..... *Uses a few IMAs to create more IMAs that will, in turn, create more IMAs, and so on* *Retreats to home sector leaving huge amounts of IMA spam in my wake* |
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| nedben | Jan 9 2012, 09:56 PM Post #836 |
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*resummons angels* Silly. *calls armada of reality warpers to fix stuff of mine you broke* *takes out musicgun* *raises finger to poke a billion different self-destructs on an object invisibly flying in a truly random pattern around your armada* *clicks fifty billion IMAs and begins spammating shellcores* *cues BLHAAARGH!* *continues doing homework* |
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| DarkWingedDaemon | Jan 9 2012, 09:57 PM Post #837 |
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*Uses the power of Ban to erase Joe's home sector, the IMAs and Nedben's stuff* |
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| nedben | Jan 9 2012, 10:02 PM Post #838 |
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*hires a person to set up an alternate account on a different IP address, acting as a legit player, and help me here* *mutters angrily and starts rewriting stuff in a matter such as to bypassificate the banning* *picks up a random stick and pokes random people* Edited by nedben, Jan 9 2012, 10:03 PM.
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| Robert Joe | Jan 9 2012, 10:04 PM Post #839 |
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"Musicgun"? You fool! I am musically deaf, therefore, I am immune to music. *Detects the invisible object with advanced sensors, then destroys it with Railgun fire* *Uses a few EMP rounds to get hid of the magic-based angels* *Defects Nedben's "BLHAAARGH" with my ship's shields* Edited by Robert Joe, Jan 9 2012, 10:06 PM.
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| DarkWingedDaemon | Jan 9 2012, 10:04 PM Post #840 |
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*Bans Nedben's new IP* |
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