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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,969 Views)
rockboy3970

*walks thorugh forest, somthign pops out, rock n roll too the death music plays*
"OH NO! ITS A CHEAP IMITATION OF :chucknorris: !!!!!"

"Go :chucknorris: with beard of death!"

*whiplash sound* Fake Chuck Norris (********0000000000)

Fake Chuck Norris Used Roundhouse Kick!

*Roundhouse kick music* Chuck Norris (000000000000000000) NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

*Chuck Norris's soul comes back and reenters his body ringing him back to life 3 times stronger, Michal Jacksons "I GOT THE POWER!" music starts playin*

Chuck Norris Used 2 legged roundhouse kick and beard of death!

Fake Chuck Norris (000000000~~~~~~)

Black Hole has Spawned!

Edited by rockboy3970, Aug 1 2011, 08:14 PM.
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

What the hell? Chuck Norris can escape the gravitational pull of a black hole by roundhouse kicking the black hole until gravity dies.
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

Or he could just look at it...
 
rockboy3970

achually the black hole will see chuck norris then turn into a white hole from fear...duh
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

That's so racists!
 
rockboy3970

I know it came out wrong...
OMG ITS CHUCK NORRIS!!!! *points direction then runs away whiel everyone is looking for him*
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

Me: *Sees Chuck Norris* "OMG it's fucking Chuck Norris!!!"
Chuck Norris: "Where is rockboy?"
Me: *Points to where rockboy ran*
Chuck Norris: "You don't run from the Chuck!" *Chucks after rockboy*
 
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Coreling Conquerer

Chuck Norris can run faster than his shadow.

EDIT: Also, since this is off topic...

:gun: -----------
:gun: ----------- :chucknorris:
:gun: -----------


:gun: -----|
:gun: ----| :chucknorris:
:gun: -----|

Even bullets are scared of Chuck Norris.
Edited by Deceleration, Aug 3 2011, 05:03 AM.
 
rockboy3970

*roundhosue kicks chucknorris in the face* cheap imitations...
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

*Chuck Norris absorbs the roundhouse with his beard and then proceeds to roundhouse kick rockboy with his beard!*
 
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