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Off-topic thread!; Just post whatever
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 10:59 PM (107,885 Views)
Robert Joe
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Chief Shellcoreian Researcher
*Uses Troll Science to avoid ban on Troll Science and make more IMAs*

*Uses an IMA to repair my dreadnought and Ion's army*

*Uses Ultra-Mega Bomb attack*:

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Edited by Robert Joe, Jan 10 2012, 12:09 AM.
 
Ion496
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*Equips the Gigas with 500lb Grey Tremor Plague launchers*
Firing on the bronies in 3.... 2.... 1....
Opening fire!
500lb Grey Tremor Plague missile

 
Robert Joe
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Chief Shellcoreian Researcher
*Mops up any remaining Bronies with Hotel Mario Missiles*:

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nedben
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Eternal Commander
*wakes up from nap*
*respawns using RESPAWNIOSIS*
*spams stasis fields against your food attacks*
*memetic absorbtion Archons open a warp gate to hold all your memetic projectiles*
*fires unstoppable transmissions reading my novel-so-far*
*shoots your ships with memetic missiles of my own*
*begins warping in the cheddar monk armada*
*spams you with a filler climax*
Ahem, never done such in ending a spamwar, but... TEXTWALL!!!

A thunder of dragons, space and weapon dragons really, but hey, and some Archons, reality warpers, Shellcores, and battlecarrier Spheres warp in. Flowing through the wavy gate, the Mancymancers and Royal Grandmaster Technomagi Creative Offices Narrators charge in with deities and legendary creatures at their sides. A massive wave of plot devices followed by a Reality Field bomb sent straight from the Doctress's hands sundered off many memetic missiles. Mr. Nobody was piloting his hyperoid racer battleship, firing enough firepower to kill the ridiculously powerful shields. The Outer Alliance fleet flew through, followed by yottaillions of infinities upon trinkinions of infinities of forces sent by the League. Care Bear Stare lasers penetrated the enemy forces like hot knives through butter. The amount of firepower was immense as technomagi threw multiverses of Logic Fields and explosives everywhere. Minidrones were eaten in massive clusters by space whales. Hotel Mario missiles were deflected by split-second universe throwing. Lazor lasers blarghed their way around. The Weapon was there, and Spirit herself was straining to hold the dangerous Rule 34 beasts in the general direction of enemies. The Heroic Army was simply amazing, slicing through in seconds. My forces retreated as the now-empty universe lay asunder, its contents seeping through all the layers into an island in the grey seas of the reality chains, linked loosely to the League's chain. The "stars" above, the Points, seemed unchanging as ever to this newfound land. All this before they could even fire a shot.

YEAH! I left the universe you were in and BLEW IT UP!
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

*Bans universe destruction*
 
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
IM BACK!
HOLY SHIT A SPAM WAR!!!
oh good im not too late.
SPAM
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

*Wields the mighty Divine Banhammer*

No spam shall escape my wrath!!!

*decimates all spam with a single blow*

Now, to get rid of Robert Joe and ion forever!

*entombs them in a sarcophagus made of solid Copper and filled with a quadrillion gigatons of ice, and guarded by an infinitely large number of bronies armed with Yottalasers that spew Friendship*
 
Robert Joe
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Wow, you managed to knock out a few hundred of my ship's shields, amazing! As I said though, my ship has a few thousand shields, and a solid Carbon Nanotube hull.

Wait, you have Care Bears in your army... Really?!

*Kills Care Bears*

OH SHIT RULE 34!

*Spadinner Shield*:


CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK


Whew, that was close!

*Uses teleporter to escape from the sarcophagus*
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

*destroys slipspace* Teleport now!
 
Robert Joe
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Oh noes, good thing that my ACME CO. LTD Portable Teleporter can use many other forms of teleportation.
Edited by Robert Joe, Jan 10 2012, 02:38 AM.
 
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