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Three Word Story; ... no comment.
Topic Started: Jan 27 2012, 07:31 PM (44,307 Views)
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

I found a topic on some other forum that no longer exists, many years ago. It was a story. However, the story was created by dozens of people working together. Each person added 3 words to the story, making a true masterpiece.[/sarcasm]

Anyways, this might be interesting to try here, so I'll start. The rules are: 3 words added to the story per post, and you cannot post until someone else has after you. Punctuation does not count as words, and are desirable. If you leave out punctuation, your post will most likely be ignored. Same with spelling. So, let's begin!

Three Word Story
 
The Cockroach ate


EDIT: Here is the story so far.
The Whole Story
 
The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.

A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.

The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.

The Universe Exploded.
And then miraculously reformed into a stable unit.

Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear banhammer landed on it. The centipedes were unhypnotized instantly.

Then began the death of the Harmless Space Kitten from radioactive fallout. The mecha shards reformed into another droid, but this droid was naked in terms of the mind. Now the droid stepped on the gibs and felt remorseful. Then it died and was eaten by a giant naked space kitten with a large ego. Nuclear warheads began to rain from a Dreadnought orbiting directly over the nearest space pirate base on a planet. Radiation flooded the compound and killed all the pirates hiding within. Their bodies were incinerated by Nuclear fire. Then, the Dreadnought engaged the giant space kitten with it's tiny pewpew fuzzballs.

Then it died in a sphere of burning radioactive thorns of death. An intergalactic invasion completely obliterates everything. Annoyed jellyfish took preventative survival steps that saved their lives so effectively, they suddenly imploded. But the Kitten exploded instead. Suddenly, The universe died and, was reborn as a fuzzy space bug that ate itself then It died and returned as Universe. Then it died. Then restored itself. Then it died. Fuzzy Space kittens burned in Hell with Infect.

A carnivorous pillow monster was devoured by hungry cockroaches and centipedes. Then a massive shellcore BFBeam tore itself to coreite and shell chunks, with catastrophically horrific results. Pillows then began eating ninjas who then used space kittens to stop violence as laser cats declared neutrality, then ate the kittens whole. In another reality, a space ninja cat thing was battling the alpha omega Nyan but was interrupted by Nyan Cat which was being harassed by a stupid fanclub that killed space ninjas. Said space ninjas died horribly at their mothers' funerals because shellcores were unable to intervene while the evil super metroid ate the ninjas in an epic battle for the delicious metroid treats. Now the metroid treats were eaten by the stupid fanclub. This enraged the Alpha Omega Nyan which then went on a rampage killing all of fan club members, and then barfing up a mecha that destroyed the metroid and the Alpha Omega Nyan, thus becoming the most powerful being ever to fail, because the metroid exploded, and the Nyan respawned.

Then, 2 days later, distressed damselflies massacred universal explosions spinning slowly. Suddenly, my space fortress implodes due to improper maintenance staff existence. Inebriated squirrels stole lots of spaghetti and threw it all around the Geostationary Orbit. Astronauts ate the spaghetti and died from a spaghetti overdose. Suddenly, the critical meltdown of nuclear property values obliterated several birds that were unable to make more spaghetti as the spaghetti flew to the bottom of consumer goods that were burning in hell from Infect's dumbassery.

Again, failsplosions occurred for no reason.

Then, something imploded. It was another change of name before the End of failure in life and guts of excessive sophistry.

An interminable length of atomic subparticulates were annihilated violently by stupid people causing reality chain explosions. Insane shellcoreans were devoured by starving crustaceans from within the earth's mantle. Furious, isopods died in hell.

Using a banhammer Infect was permabanned. He was then torn apart by rabid banparrots wielding banbeaks. Finally, a mob of angry forum visitors shot some spammers who who died painfully. Confusing tactics denied the Carthaginians victory at a spacetime disruption with infect inside.

Then the universe decided to lynch Infect with a LOT of banforks that killed him extremely painfully.

After the universe died, Infect was deleted and was banned from everywhere ever. Except the sellcorecommand was killed by a nonexistent paradox involving homicidal grandsons. Fewer failures didn't mean anything important. Then, the HUGIGANTIC dermatologist died humorously. An anti-Infect beacon distracted little kids from vital protesting that would have risked Deceleration's wrath upon their faces.

Chinese Dragons returned a defective toaster. The store owner refused a refund. A jedi used Duct Tape to demand refunds from the manufacturer. Failure did not occur. Refunds were not denied. Then, Alice purchased a swimsuit and a galaxy full of disgusting but friendly aliens. They had 30 urges disgorging them everywhere. Alice slaughtered nothing. ANYWAYS a billion aliens died. They were resurrected. Then they shitted to death.

Finally, Rockboy bit nedben. Nedben became a zombie and, began eating rockboy's head, turning rockboy into a neutral outsider. Nedben was bitten by rockboy AGAIN who then had severe biting wants and bit Chinese pandas that then became angel pandas. Evil rusty toasters toasted the pandas' flesh and ate it with a jelly made from giant firey sticks of burnt eyeballs of thermite. Then DWD appeared as a Demigod in Moderator Listings Monthly and was awarded a cheesy plastic model of Norway with laser batteries. Videogama then said the lasers did have a deathray that didn't work. But really did not work. Meanwhile, Spar existed as an epic Slayer who slew Spammah9001 as BOSSLAYER! He then tossed rockboy into a pit.

Power Ranger Songs burned nedben to a crispy exterior. Mind burned Rockboy ate dead leaves. More Chinese Dragons continuing to eat giant laser robots made of copper and winter attacked spaghetti and toasters in Robert Joe's Revelation Dreadnought. Burning violently, the craft imploded violently, killing Robert Joe's minions and all crewmembers. Robert Joe survived. Suddenly, a strange praying mantis fired a M60 machinegun at the euro's elbow. Blood sprayed nowhere because MONEY bleeds profusely everywhere.

Giant shellcores spammed minidrones that wreaked most disastrous havoc amongst innocent newborns. Without minidrone treats, the minidrones slaughtered several desk ladies and a bunch of putrid little Bronies. Then Alcatraz imprisoned all surviving clones of Infect. They were executed by firing squad. Prison chefs then served mystery meat that ate prisoners. The prisoners tried to escape, but the mystery meat killed them all. The chefs didn't survive the massacre and the chefs ate cookies from mystery meat innards. The cookies tasted like nuclear radiation with plasma frosting on ice.

DarkWingedDaemon tried to eat rockboy with ban cookies filled with Camo5. It failed. Camo5 then proceeded to get angry at everyone for edibility complaint reasons. Then Camo5 exploded into chunks of flaming hot cookies which banned minidrones. The minidrones then were unbanned instantly; strike drones attacked Rockboy via impaling.

Nedben then suddenly ate Rockboy's food which contained cyanide. Nedben respawned as a molecule of sodium hydroxide, without any purpose in mind. Attacking rockboy, nothing really happened except rockboy's decapitation. When the head imploded, a brony failed epicly. But, Rockboy namechanged to something not entirely appropriate for minors. However, it was highly amusing to have him censored. Rockboy's name was censored by DWD and PITA for severe copyright infringement. Said copyright infringement violated Disneyland's chief custodian, and he ionsuperlawyer sued Rockboy for ten quintillion spamcans, minidrone treats, and lolcats. Rockboy payed, police-forcedly. However, he plotted to steal banks.

Rockboy's plot failed due to excessive contacts in the International Banker's Association, causing them to weigh down the buildings via balloons with anvils inside. Styrofoam anvils don't get in balloons. However, this time, rockboy still failed to get the banks. The bankers then took matters into their own vaults. Said vaults contained stockpiles of weapons destined to annihilate all bronies. During this, nedben was test fired at a spiky and flaming deadly keyboard. Said keyboard ate nedben hungrily and burped loudly as the bankers grinned creepily and celebrated nedben's eating. They barbecued steak and ate it with steak sauce on toast as well as lemonade. The lemonade imploded from high monounsaturated banker mind powers. The bankers had a mind duel which killed bronies. The bronies reappeared; but died again. They continued respawning without end, but the war continued. Suddenly, a very large warbrony killed nothing due to excessive teleportation misuse resulting from brownie disease.

Once that was destroyed, Quebec got nuked under. Kingdoms At War ceased to exist. Bronies were murdered; by Hermione who eviscerated 100,000 bronies. Cthulu was sacrificed by a member of Gandalf's fanclub and worm eaters which then went to eat worms. Gandalf's fanclub excluded anvils of doom and pink caterpillars. A Kelgian glared in the sky at That Illensan because it felt strongly about ugliness.

A flaming ball with magical ice destroyed Spar's cathedral with a spectacular burst of Deceleration banslams. Meanwhile, a Videogama statue crumbled in the wake of Infect's stupidity. The statue then reassembled as DWD smashed a large red button, decompiling the universe. Inverse recompiled the universe. As this was completely legal, Derpinador was slaughtered with his mom's face.

Minecraft Classic was hacked by hackers as Megaupload respawned. Angry copyright infringers were sued by SOPA-supporting Congressmen. Nuns With Guns shot some unbelievers, his Dark Instruments. Blasted to tiny Party Cannons, Scifi did not respawn. Brony warCelestias attacked, with a barely adequate weapon, a very powerful and stupid pickaxe. Nowhere was there ever a stupider weapon. It killed rockboy, but did not injure a paramedic. However, it did blow up existence of bronies and everything else too. Fortunately, a very lucky paramedic god failed to even cause further damage to itself.

Cookies ate Scifi. Hyperminidrones killed each other using cannon spam. Nobody was there to witness the sight of laser cookie spam because no one cared. Doctor Anastasia brutally mauled a polar mutant alien zombie. Then, a bastard swordfish stole Rockboy and swindled him out of mind. Rockboy managed to return to a different brain. This was extraordinarily painful due to ineffective brain transplant procedures. The brain began to disintegrate itself from excessive pain. The pain slowly killed all reality and became hungry as reality exploded to form a massive food pile. The food was eaten by hippos. The hippos exploded from high cholesterol. Chunks of fat rained from the ground with frightening velocity exceeding sound and electromagnetic waves off the spectrum. These fearsome chunks intercepted laser fire from an Assilimnator Capitol Martian Dreadnought. The Dreadnought whinnied fleeing Venus Bronies like a chicken and fat chunks of hippo meat.

The Dreadnought crashed on Titania as but it actually went ERROR; GRAMMAR NAZIS DETECTED! RETREATING. Doctor Anastasia murdered herself and her anti-respawn device, which instantly respawned. Then she respawned. A putrid little puppy peed on nedben and rockboy. Infect laughed at them while being digested by trees. Said trees, then the carnivorous trees, ate the bomb that was housed inside Infect's core and spit up his useless shell. Two words only makes three words far harder than a piece of talc. Divide zero by zero to create Undefined Infinity that causes god to get mad at trilogic abuse so he suicided and obliterated reality. Dramatic music plays caused internal hemorrhaging when lacking reality.

As fires froze, solid air stopped and metal vaporized as Commander Charybdis froze CO2. This strike drone spam was really quite useless. Afterwards, no more of Rockboy's brains remained intact. This was a massive abberation in the space time continuum, stupidity itself was exterminated by lack of Rockboy fat chunks.

Hail floated upward from the ocean and battled hippo chunks. The hail lost, hippobits also retreating. This time, the Bronies got swords which instantly became actually dangerous firearms with no ammo. Compatible ammo appeared. It disappeared very slowly, it being a quite large mind-controlling brain that turned out to like Bronies. It had lied, it was Bronies! A Brony exterminator obliterated the Bronies, including the brain. A squad of fighting rabid squirrels played the imperial guard. This resulted in bagpipers on a large pit, which suddenly exploded, killing hundreds.

Meanwhile, Infect got board and began surfing, but then a shark ate Infect, but then it barfed him up and eviscerated him. Grand Admiral Thrawn ate the remains of fresh, untouched human flesh and decided to fly on a unicycle to Korriban.

Juno Reactor played the Navaras song while Mona Lisa Overdrive also was played. Then all music became upbeat gospel and sucked horribly. This was due to incredible stupidity of Shredder. Yursedth was named this but Diagnostician EXITED.

Then the Death-star blew up from Continuity Violation X-Wings spamming laser bolts that became phaser (blew up more) beams when they burnt tomatoes with Mandler's Theme. Oblivion Strike Drones committed 1st degree murder and <CENSORED>'d at Infect being owned by Clearly Delusional, who thought he lived in the nether.

Clever-bots took control of an international chatting organization which became a rallying point for dying fruit flies. But then flypaper respawned Infect. Administrator killed Infect permanently. Infect's ghost ate nothing and was in the mood to do nothing. Ghostbusters came to destroy Infect forever, and succeeded. They celebrated at the the infected capital as infected shellcores had fun with chatterbots as Santabot romanced Cleverbot who summoned Creator Drones to do his nuclear bomb experiments, failing horribly. Thus, losing respect with the African Delegate who had elephants with skin cancer and attacked the Katamaris
Edited by Deceleration, Mar 19 2012, 09:05 PM.
 
Spar
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Wandering Scavenger

I've seen these before... Never really liked them... Aw fuck it.

Three Word Story
 
a radioactive Twinkie
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Make your own forum game to generate activity then.

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and grew larger
 
Spar
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Wandering Scavenger

Too lazy.

Three Word Story
 
until it could
 
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Coreling Conquerer

Then just go along with this, for now. Also, I'll summarize the story so far.

Three Word Story
 
The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches.
 
Spar
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Wandering Scavenger

Haven't I been doing so?

Three Word Story
 
The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

You seemed like you might stop, but whatever.

Three Word Story
 
The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived
 
Spar
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Wandering Scavenger

I still might. You really need more than two people to get a decent story from one of these.

Three Word Story
 
The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to
 
Deceleration
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Coreling Conquerer

Yeah, well, I'm going to be leaving shortly.

Three Word Story
 
The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate
 
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Three word story
 

The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were
 
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