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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 27 2012, 07:31 PM (44,200 Views) | |
| Ion496 | Mar 27 2012, 11:12 PM Post #991 |
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laughter in those |
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| Brayzure | Mar 27 2012, 11:20 PM Post #992 |
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who found it |
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| nedben | Mar 27 2012, 11:24 PM Post #993 |
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quite illogically humourous. |
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| Ion496 | Mar 27 2012, 11:30 PM Post #994 |
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Caramilk Horse Surprise If you don't know what Caramilk Horse Surprise is, recipe is below. Don't make it. You will need Lots of raw bacon, 50 barrels of goose fat, 2 big containers of steak seasoning, a kilo of parsley, 5 barrels of MSG, 10 barrels of mustard, 2 live horses, 30 roast pigs, 60 caramilk bars, and 5 tubs of weight gain powder. Step 1: Skin the live horses, and hit with roast pigs until the horses die. Step 2: Fry the roast horses in goose fat for 2 days. Step 3: Add parsley, steak seaosning, MSG, mustard, caramilk bars, and weight gain powder into large container. Put in blender on high for 1 hour. Mix with fried horses. Step 4: Add bacon to a large container. Add result of previous step to container. Microwave on high for 5 minutes. Step 5: Stay at least 1 kilometer away from microwave while cooking. Step 6: Eat result with ladle. |
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| nedben | Mar 27 2012, 11:49 PM Post #995 |
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, excessively created by Wait, no deep-frying the deep-fryer? And no nuclear weapons? And where in this world or the next am I supposed to get weight gain powder in TUBS? |
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| Ion496 | Mar 28 2012, 12:05 AM Post #996 |
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a certain chef Woo, 100 pages of pure randomness and crazy ramblings in just 2 months! |
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| nedben | Mar 28 2012, 12:11 AM Post #997 |
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celebrating randomness, alleviated CELEBRATION! |
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| Ion496 | Mar 28 2012, 12:21 AM Post #998 |
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by the taste |
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| nedben | Mar 28 2012, 12:24 AM Post #999 |
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, bronies playing D&D, Not kidding. But hey, at least it's rated a 0/5 for massive lack of information. DO NOT click this link. OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited by nedben, Mar 28 2012, 12:26 AM.
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| Brayzure | Mar 28 2012, 12:38 AM Post #1000 |
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failing miserabley. However, Post 1000 ftw! |
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