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Topic Started: Jan 27 2012, 07:31 PM (44,200 Views)
Ion496
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laughter in those
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

who found it
 
nedben
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Eternal Commander
quite illogically humourous.
 
Ion496
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Caramilk Horse Surprise
If you don't know what Caramilk Horse Surprise is, recipe is below. Don't make it.

You will need
Lots of raw bacon, 50 barrels of goose fat, 2 big containers of steak seasoning, a kilo of parsley, 5 barrels of MSG, 10 barrels of mustard, 2 live horses, 30 roast pigs, 60 caramilk bars, and 5 tubs of weight gain powder.

Step 1: Skin the live horses, and hit with roast pigs until the horses die.
Step 2: Fry the roast horses in goose fat for 2 days.
Step 3: Add parsley, steak seaosning, MSG, mustard, caramilk bars, and weight gain powder into large container. Put in blender on high for 1 hour. Mix with fried horses.
Step 4: Add bacon to a large container. Add result of previous step to container. Microwave on high for 5 minutes.
Step 5: Stay at least 1 kilometer away from microwave while cooking.
Step 6: Eat result with ladle.
 
nedben
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, excessively created by

Wait, no deep-frying the deep-fryer? And no nuclear weapons? And where in this world or the next am I supposed to get weight gain powder in TUBS?
 
Ion496
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a certain chef

Woo, 100 pages of pure randomness and crazy ramblings in just 2 months!
 
nedben
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celebrating randomness, alleviated

CELEBRATION!
 
Ion496
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by the taste
 
nedben
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, bronies playing D&D,

Not kidding. But hey, at least it's rated a 0/5 for massive lack of information.

DO NOT click this link. OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited by nedben, Mar 28 2012, 12:26 AM.
 
Brayzure
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The Analytic Commander

failing miserabley. However,

Post 1000 ftw!
 
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