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Topic Started: Jan 27 2012, 07:31 PM (44,291 Views)
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Camo5
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Feb 3 2012, 03:57 AM
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Spoiler: click to toggle The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.
A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.
The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.
The Universe Exploded. And then miraculously reformed into a stable unit.
Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear banhammer landed on it. The centipedes were unhypnotized instantly.
Then began the death of the Harmless Space Kitten from radioactive fallout. The mecha shards reformed into another droid, but this droid was naked in terms of the mind. Now the droid stepped on the gibs and felt remorseful. Then it died and was eaten by a giant naked space kitten with a large ego. Nuclear warheads began to rain from a Dreadnought orbiting directly over the nearest space pirate base on a planet. Radiation flooded the compound and killed all the pirates hiding within. Their bodies were incinerated by Nuclear fire. Then, the Dreadnought engaged the giant space kitten with it's tiny pewpew fuzzballs
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Infect
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Feb 3 2012, 08:36 PM
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Then it died.
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Feb 3 2012, 08:53 PM
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in a sphere (of nuclear fire.)
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Deceleration
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Feb 3 2012, 09:52 PM
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Spoiler: click to toggle The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.
A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.
The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.
The Universe Exploded. And then miraculously reformed into a stable unit.
Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear banhammer landed on it. The centipedes were unhypnotized instantly.
Then began the death of the Harmless Space Kitten from radioactive fallout. The mecha shards reformed into another droid, but this droid was naked in terms of the mind. Now the droid stepped on the gibs and felt remorseful. Then it died and was eaten by a giant naked space kitten with a large ego. Nuclear warheads began to rain from a Dreadnought orbiting directly over the nearest space pirate base on a planet. Radiation flooded the compound and killed all the pirates hiding within. Their bodies were incinerated by Nuclear fire. Then, the Dreadnought engaged the giant space kitten with it's tiny pewpew fuzzballs.
Then it died in a sphere of burning radioactive
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Feb 3 2012, 09:53 PM
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The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.
A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.
The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.
The Universe Exploded. And then miraculously reformed into a stable unit.
Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear banhammer landed on it. The centipedes were unhypnotized instantly.
Then began the death of the Harmless Space Kitten from radioactive fallout. The mecha shards reformed into another droid, but this droid was naked in terms of the mind. Now the droid stepped on the gibs and felt remorseful. Then it died and was eaten by a giant naked space kitten with a large ego. Nuclear warheads began to rain from a Dreadnought orbiting directly over the nearest space pirate base on a planet. Radiation flooded the compound and killed all the pirates hiding within. Their bodies were incinerated by Nuclear fire. Then, the Dreadnought engaged the giant space kitten with it's tiny pewpew fuzzballs.
Then it died in a sphere of burning radioactive thorns of death.
Edited by Infect, Feb 3 2012, 09:54 PM.
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Deceleration
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Feb 3 2012, 09:56 PM
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Spoiler: click to toggle The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.
A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.
The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.
The Universe Exploded. And then miraculously reformed into a stable unit.
Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear banhammer landed on it. The centipedes were unhypnotized instantly.
Then began the death of the Harmless Space Kitten from radioactive fallout. The mecha shards reformed into another droid, but this droid was naked in terms of the mind. Now the droid stepped on the gibs and felt remorseful. Then it died and was eaten by a giant naked space kitten with a large ego. Nuclear warheads began to rain from a Dreadnought orbiting directly over the nearest space pirate base on a planet. Radiation flooded the compound and killed all the pirates hiding within. Their bodies were incinerated by Nuclear fire. Then, the Dreadnought engaged the giant space kitten with it's tiny pewpew fuzzballs.
Then it died in a sphere of burning radioactive thorns of death. An intergalactic invasion
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Camo5
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Feb 3 2012, 09:57 PM
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completely obliterates everything.
Edited by Camo5, Feb 3 2012, 09:58 PM.
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Deceleration
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Feb 3 2012, 10:07 PM
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Spoiler: click to toggle The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.
A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.
The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.
The Universe Exploded. And then miraculously reformed into a stable unit.
Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear banhammer landed on it. The centipedes were unhypnotized instantly.
Then began the death of the Harmless Space Kitten from radioactive fallout. The mecha shards reformed into another droid, but this droid was naked in terms of the mind. Now the droid stepped on the gibs and felt remorseful. Then it died and was eaten by a giant naked space kitten with a large ego. Nuclear warheads began to rain from a Dreadnought orbiting directly over the nearest space pirate base on a planet. Radiation flooded the compound and killed all the pirates hiding within. Their bodies were incinerated by Nuclear fire. Then, the Dreadnought engaged the giant space kitten with it's tiny pewpew fuzzballs.
Then it died in a sphere of burning radioactive thorns of death. An intergalactic invasion completely obliterates everything. Annoyed jellyfish took
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Feb 3 2012, 10:27 PM
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The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.
A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.
The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.
The Universe Exploded. And then miraculously reformed into a stable unit.
Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear banhammer landed on it. The centipedes were unhypnotized instantly.
Then began the death of the Harmless Space Kitten from radioactive fallout. The mecha shards reformed into another droid, but this droid was naked in terms of the mind. Now the droid stepped on the gibs and felt remorseful. Then it died and was eaten by a giant naked space kitten with a large ego. Nuclear warheads began to rain from a Dreadnought orbiting directly over the nearest space pirate base on a planet. Radiation flooded the compound and killed all the pirates hiding within. Their bodies were incinerated by Nuclear fire. Then, the Dreadnought engaged the giant space kitten with it's tiny pewpew fuzzballs.
Then it died in a sphere of burning radioactive thorns of death. An intergalactic invasion completely obliterates everything. Annoyed jellyfish took preventative survival steps
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DarkWingedDaemon
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Feb 3 2012, 10:38 PM
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that saved their *Reads story in it's entirety* What the fuck... I'm not sure we're completely sane.
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