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Three Word Story; ... no comment.
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Topic Started: Jan 27 2012, 07:31 PM (44,279 Views)
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Deceleration
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Feb 11 2012, 03:15 AM
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meltdown of nuclear
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Feb 12 2012, 03:07 AM
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Property values obliterated
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Feb 12 2012, 08:07 AM
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The story so far The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.
A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach spawned a body. And it died.
The body respawned. A centipede army was banned as they conquered a Deceleration-protected border. They were eaten along with dinner by hungry cockroaches. The cockroaches then became huge flying cookies that immediately detonated as the armed cat respawned.
The Universe Exploded. And then miraculously reformed into a stable unit.
Then Infect was disrupted and incinerated. Centipedes stared at a giant stupid mecha that proceeded to laser a floating harmless space kitten, causing it to explode into gibs. The mecha then exploded into shards because a nuclear banhammer landed on it. The centipedes were unhypnotized instantly.
Then began the death of the Harmless Space Kitten from radioactive fallout. The mecha shards reformed into another droid, but this droid was naked in terms of the mind. Now the droid stepped on the gibs and felt remorseful. Then it died and was eaten by a giant naked space kitten with a large ego. Nuclear warheads began to rain from a Dreadnought orbiting directly over the nearest space pirate base on a planet. Radiation flooded the compound and killed all the pirates hiding within. Their bodies were incinerated by Nuclear fire. Then, the Dreadnought engaged the giant space kitten with it's tiny pewpew fuzzballs.
Then it died in a sphere of burning radioactive thorns of death. An intergalactic invasion completely obliterates everything. Annoyed jellyfish took preventative survival steps that saved their lives so effectively, they suddenly imploded. But the Kitten exploded instead. Suddenly, The universe died and, was reborn as a fuzzy space bug that ate itself then It died and returned as Universe. Then it died. Then restored itself. Then it died. Fuzzy Space kittens burned in Hell with Infect.
A carnivorous pillow monster was devoured by hungry cockroaches and centipedes. Then a massive shellcore BFBeam tore itself to coreite and shell chunks, with catastrophically horrific results. Pillows then began eating ninjas who then used space kittens to stop violence as laser cats declared neutrality, then ate the kittens whole.
In another reality, a space ninja cat thing was battling the alpha omega Nyan but was interrupted by Nyan Cat which was being harassed by a stupid fanclub that killed space ninjas. Said space ninjas died horribly at their mothers' funerals because shellcores were unable to intervene while the evil super metroid ate the ninjas in an epic battle for the delicious metroid treats. Now the metroid treats were eaten by the stupid fanclub. This enraged the Alpha Omega Nyan which then went on a rampage killing all of fan club members, and then barfing up a mecha that destroyed the metroid and the Alpha Omega Nyan, thus becoming the most powerful being ever to fail, because the metroid exploded, and the Nyan respawned.
Then, 2 days later, distressed damselflies massacred barfs up space universal explosions spinning slowly. Suddenly, my space fortress IMPLODES due to improper maintenance staff existence.
Inebriated squirrels stole lots of spaghetti and threw it all around the Geostationary Orbit. Astronauts ate the spaghetti and died from a spaghetti overdose. Suddenly, the critical meltdown of nuclear property values obliterated several birds that
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Feb 12 2012, 03:16 PM
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were unable to (sell real estate)
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Feb 12 2012, 05:29 PM
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make more spaghetti.
Read the entire thing, it hints at our lack of sanity.
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Feb 12 2012, 06:13 PM
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As the spaghetti (market crashed deliberately)
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Feb 12 2012, 09:46 PM
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Inebriated squirrels stole lots of spaghetti and threw it all around the Geostationary Orbit. Astronauts ate the spaghetti and died from a spaghetti overdose. Suddenly, the critical meltdown of nuclear property values obliterated several birds that were unable to make more spaghetti as the spaghetti flew to the
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Feb 12 2012, 10:31 PM
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bottom of consumer
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Feb 12 2012, 10:46 PM
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Inebriated squirrels stole lots of spaghetti and threw it all around the Geostationary Orbit. Astronauts ate the spaghetti and died from a spaghetti overdose. Suddenly, the critical meltdown of nuclear property values obliterated several birds that were unable to make more spaghetti as the spaghetti flew to the bottom of consumer goods that were
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Feb 12 2012, 11:48 PM
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Burning in hell
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