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Three Word Story; ... no comment.
Topic Started: Jan 27 2012, 07:31 PM (44,299 Views)
Infect
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Overlord Of Fail
It respawned in
 
nedben
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Shellcorean space inside
Edited by nedben, Jan 30 2012, 08:41 PM.
 
Camo5
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an unfortunate newborn's
 
DarkWingedDaemon
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Coreling Cruiser

core where it
 
nedben
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proceeded to expunge
 
Deceleration
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Goddamn it, post the rest of the story too! I hate having to go back to read what the hell is going on. Whoever ignores this new rule will be banished from this thread.

Also, this story makes no sense. The Chinese dragon imploded, then the douche had his brains eaten, but then how could anything burn in the douche's guts if the douche is already dead? Anyone who posts anything that makes no sense will also be banished.

Three Word Story
 
The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.

A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness.
 
nedben
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Three Word Story
The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.

A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned
 
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Three Word Story
 

The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.

A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount
Edited by Camo5, Jan 30 2012, 10:34 PM.
 
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Three Word Story
 
The Cockroach ate a radioactive Twinkie and grew larger until it could eat other cockroaches. One day a nasty centipede arrived and proceeded to slaughter some unfortunate dogs that were barking at a huge tall tree which had a heavily armed cat on top of it which then killed the centipede. The Cockroach then beat the cat with a heavy banhammer, which then killed the cat.

A Chinese dragon then imploded because some random douche threw a rock that busted its skull, smearing brains all over the douche's face. Then the Cockroach consumed the douche's brains which were delicious. Then it proceeded to burn in the douche's guts, and before long, it exploded. Then it respawned in Shellcorean space inside an unfortunate newborn's core where it proceeded to expunge the newborn's consciousness. The consciousness respawned an alarming amount. Annoyed, the Cockroach
 
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Hey! I didn't put a period! >:O
 
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