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Three Word Story; ... no comment.
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Topic Started: Jan 27 2012, 07:31 PM (44,241 Views)
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nedben
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Mar 12 2012, 12:57 AM
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Mar 12 2012, 04:55 AM
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Three Word Story - Three Word Story
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Chinese Dragons Returned a defective toaster. The store owner refused a refund. A jedi used Duct Tape to demand refunds from the manufacturer. Failure did not occur. Refunds were not denied. Then, Alice purchased a swimsuit and a galaxy full of disgusting but friendly aliens. They had 30 urges disgorging them everywhere. Alice slaughtered nothing. ANYWAYS a billion aliens died. They were resurrected. Then they shitted to death. Finally, Rockboy bit nedben. Nedben became a zombie and, began eating rockboy's head, turning rockboy into a neutral outsider.
Nedben was bitten by rockboy AGAIN who then had severe biting wants and bit Chinese pandas that then Became angel pandas. Evil rusty toasters toasted the pandas' flesh and ate it with a jelly made from giant fiery sticks of burnt eyeballs of thermite. Then DWD appeared as a Demigod in Moderator Listings Monthly and, was awarded a cheesy plastic model of Norway. With laser batteries Videogama then said the lasers did have a deathray that didn't work. But really did not work. Meanwhile Spar existed as an epic Slayer Who slew Spammah9001 in a Duel as BOSSSLAYER! He Then tossed rockboy into a pit. Power Ranger Songs burned nedben to a crispy exterior.
Mind burned Rockboy Fucking dial-up! ate dead leaves. More Chinese Dragons continuing to eat What the fuck? Thought that was Giant laser robots made of copper and winter attacked spaghetti and toasters in Robert Joe's Revelation Dreadnought.
Burning violently, the craft imploded violently, killing Robert Joe's minions and all crewmembers. Robert Joe Survived. Suddenly, a strange praying mantis fired a M60 machinegun at the euro's elbow. Blood sprayed nowhere because money bleeds profusely everywhere. Money Doesn't Bleed.
Giant Shellcores Spammed minidrones that wreaked most disastrous havoc amongst innocent newborns. Without minidrone treats, the minidrones slaughtered several desk ladies and a bunch of putrid little Bronies. Then Alcatraz imprisoned all surviving clones of Infect. They were executed by firing squad. Prison chefs then served mystery meat that ate prisoners. The prisoners tried to escape, but the mystery meat killed them all. The chefs didn't survive the massacre and the chefs ate cookies from mystery meat innards. The cookies tasted like nuclear radiation with plasma frosting on ice.
DarkWingedDaemon tried to eat rockboy with ban cookies filled with Camo5. It failed. Camo5 then proceeded to get angry at everyone for edibility complaint reasons. Then Camo5 exploded into chunks of flaming hot cookies which banned minidrones. The minidrones then were unbanned instantly; strike drones attacked Rockboy via impaling.
Nedben then suddenly ate Rockboy's food which contained cyanide. Nedben respawned as a molecule of sodium hydroxide, without any purpose in mind. Attacking rockboy, nothing really happened except rockboy's decapitation. When the head imploded, a brony failed epicly. But, Rockboy namechanged to something not entirely appropriate for minors. However, it was highly amusing to have him censored. Rockboy's name was censored by DWD and PITA for severe copyright infringement. Said copyright infringement violated Disneyland's chief custodian, and he ionsuperlawyer sued Rockboy for ten quintillion spamcans, minidrone treats, and <CENSORED>cats. Rockboy payed, police-forcedly. However, he plotted to steal banks.
Rockboy's plot failed due to excessive contacts in the International Banker's Association, causing them to weigh down the buildings via balloons with anvils inside. Styrofoam anvils don't get in balloons. However, this time, rockboy still failed to get the banks. The bankers then took matters into their own vaults. Said vaults contained stockpiles of weapons destined to annihilate all bronies. During this, nedben was test fired at a spiky and flaming deadly keyboard. Said keyboard ate nedben hungrily and burped loudly As the bankers grinned creepily and celebrated nedben's eating. They barbecued steak and ate it with steak sauce on toast as well as lemonade. The lemonade imploded from high monounsaturated banker mind powers. The bankers had a mind duel which killed bronies. The bronies reappeared; but died again. They continued respawning without end, but the war continued. Suddenly, a very large warbrony killed nothing due to excessive teleportation misuse resulting from brownie disease.
Once that was destroyed, Quebec got nuked under. Kingdoms At War ceased to exist. Bronies were murdered; by Hermione who eviscerated 100,000 bronies. Cthulu was sacrificed by a member of Gandalf's fanclub and worm eaters which then went to eat worms. Gandalf's fanclub excluded anvils of doom and pink caterpillars.A Kelgian glared in the sky at That Illensan because it felt strongly about ugliness.
A flaming ball with magical ice destroyed Spar's cathedral with a spectacular burst of Deceleration banslams. Meanwhile, a Videogama statue crumbled in the wake of Infect's stupidity. The statue then reassembled as DWD smashed a large red button, decompiling the universe. Inverse recompiled the universe. As this was completely legal, Derpinador was slaughtered with his mom's face.
Minecraft Classic was hacked by hackers as Megaupload respawned. Angry copyright infringers were sued by SOPA-supporting Congressmen. Nuns With Guns shot some unbelievers, his Dark Instruments. Blasted to tiny Party Cannons, Scifi did not respawn. Brony warCelestias attacked, with a barely adequate weapon, a very powerful and stupid pickaxe. Nowhere was there ever a stupider weapon. It killed rockboy, but did not Injure a paramedic. However, it did blow up existence of bronies and everything else too. Fortunately, a very lucky paramedic god failed to even cause further damage to itself. Cookies
Done! Phew.
Edited by Camo5, Mar 12 2012, 01:47 PM.
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nedben
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Mar 12 2012, 07:27 PM
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ate Scifi. Hyperminidrones
Hyperminidrones. The one decent idea that came from Infect as a weapon.
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Deceleration
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Mar 12 2012, 08:56 PM
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@Camo: Excellent! I'd commend you somehow, but I haven't found a good system for adding badges on zetaboards.
killed each other
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nedben
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Mar 12 2012, 09:05 PM
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using cannon spam.
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Mar 12 2012, 09:10 PM
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Nowhere was there
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Mar 12 2012, 09:14 PM
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to witness the
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Mar 12 2012, 09:15 PM
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I said "nowhere", not "no one"...
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Mar 12 2012, 09:19 PM
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sight of LASER
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Mar 12 2012, 10:34 PM
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- Three Word Story
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Cookies ate Scifi. Hyperminidrones killed each other using cannon spam. Nobody was there to witness the sight of laser cookie spam because
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